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1:40 A. M.
Cynnamoroll: Tessa
Cynnamoroll: Tessa
Cynnamoroll: Tessa
Cynnamoroll: Tessa!
Cynnamoroll: https://youtu.be/ArOS-e2d-cM?si=poYRnRUB9Yg_cz-A
Cynnamoroll: Tessie, this is you and me!
Cynnamoroll: Or maybe you and J
1:50 A. M.
Asset: I
Asset: You really think so, Cynnie?
Cynnamoroll: Yep!
Asset: Wow, that’s….thank you, Cyn. I wonder if any of the others have their own versions
Cynnamoroll: I bet they would
Cynnamoroll: Let’s ask tomorrow!
Asset: Yeah
Asset: Hey, mind popping over tonight?
Cynnamoroll: Hang on
Cynnamoroll: Oops
Cynnamoroll: I am now in the living room. Dunno how I did that :(
Asset: Lol, I’ll come help
12:37 P. M.
CaptainBiscuit: Well, that explains where Cyn went.
CaptainBiscuit: Stop stealing my sister!
Asset: I can’t steal her, she has a mind of her own!
CaptainBiscuit: You know what I meant!
Kill-Jay: I just finished listening to the song, and I agree with Cyn. It’s definitely me and Tessa.
TBTuber: Not us?
Kill-Jay: Not yet.
Kill-Jay: Sorry.
TBTuber: It’s fine, lol
TBTuber: I dunno if I’m like that with anyone
Lizbean: Boy, who got ur ass outta trouble a thousand times over?????
TBTuber: N
Lizbean: YOU PARASITE
Lizbean: Obligatory “that song’s either me and Doll or me and V.”
Kurovi: Definitely you and Doll. I am not dragging your ass through Hell
Lizbean: Noted
L’il_Bat: id have to say me and n
L’il_Bat: thad may have brought me into the group but me and n have had way more dumb moments i think
Kurovi: I don’t think I really have that kinda friendship with anyone
Kurovi: I’d say N, but the song isn’t about dating or anything like that
Kill-Jay: Bozo.
Kurovi: Jerk
CaptainBiscuit: Stop fighting!
Kurovi: Maybe J and N both?
Kurovi: I don’t know
Kurovi: Cyn……yeah, I’m not guiding a Furby through Hell
Kurovi: They belong there for a reason
Cynnamoroll: I would make a pretty good demon!
Asset: Always looking on the weird side.
Cynnamoroll: It’s all I can do at this point.
9:14 P. M.
TBTuber: Guys
TBTuber: Lizzy just passed out
TBTuber: What do I do
Asset: What happened?
TBTuber: We were playing a game, and she started screaming and barking when she pulled a character
TBTuber: I checked her pulse
TBTuber: It’s fast
Dolly: Not again……
Dolly: She’ll get back up in a minute
Dolly: RIP to your neighbors
Dolly: RIP to you
Kurovi: What character was it?
TBTuber: Jane Doe from ZZZ
TBTuber: I don’t get it
Dolly: Give her time
Kill-Jay: This can’t be normal.
Kill-Jay: She’s got to be pretending, right?
Dolly: That’s what I thought, too
Dolly: She actually passes out
Dolly: She works herself up too much
Dolly: I think her heart rate got up to 143 once
TBTuber: Wait
TBTuber: This actually explains a lot
TBTuber: She did the same thing with Ashley IIRC
TBTuber: I left the room because her barking gave me a headache, then she went quiet a few minutes later
TBTuber: I’m gonna dump some ice water on her
TBTuber: BRB
9:19 P. M.
TBTuber: BAD IDEJAJFBAJDIA SKA DOSNDJASKAMAKDKANS ODJAKDNAKSNSNS
CaptainBiscuit: Bro…..
L’il_Bat: 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫
Kurovi: o7
Kill-Jay: I get his will.
Cynnamoroll: I claim his jacket!
Asset: Can someone go check on him?
Dolly: He’ll be fine
Dolly: She won’t kill him
Dolly: Gotta leave him alive for more
3:00 A. M.
CaptainBiscuit: Did I ever tell y’all about how Braiden once ate his entire notebook in a week?
L’il_Bat: there is a reason you didnt
Kurovi: Bro, let us sleep
CaptainBiscuit: He just ate it. Like it was a biscuit.
CaptainBiscuit: I would just watch as he pulled it out of his backpack and ate a few pages at a time.
Cynnamoroll: Sounds familiar
CaptainBiscuit: I can’t unsee it.
Kill-Jay: Go to bed before I bonk you.
CaptainBiscuit: Hang on.
CaptainBiscuit: I mean, how does anyone do that?
Cynnamoroll: Sheer hatred for school and notebooks.
CaptainBiscuit: I was always too afraid to ask him directly.
CaptainBiscuit: Even now, I still don’t know how to ask.
Kill-Jay: Go to bed!
2:05 P. M.
[TBTuber has sent a picture]
Kill-Jay: Delete that.
TBTuber: Who’s the guy?
Kill-Jay: Delete it.
TBTuber: Who’s Cyn with?
Cynnamoroll: Her name’s Gretel!
TBTuber: I see she has a bow as well.
Cynnamoroll: *nods* She has very good taste.
Kill-Jay: Thad, please, we don’t need to be texting right now.
Kill-Jay: Also, how did you get that picture?
TBTuber: Look to your left.
Cynnamoroll: Hi!!
Kill-Jay: I’m turning my phone off. Goodbye.
4:10 P. M.
TBTuber: How was the double date?
Kill-Jay: It wasn’t great.
Cynnamoroll: I had a good time!
Kill-Jay: I don’t know why I bothered.
Kill-Jay: It was stupid.
TBTuber: What happened?
Kill-Jay: Nothing really. I thought it’d be fun, but I just got tired of him within minutes and wanted to leave. If Cyn hadn’t been there, I would have.
Kill-Jay: I’m not cut out for this.
Kill-Jay: Why do I even bother? It’s not going to work, and I know that.
Kill-Jay: I feel so stupid.
TBTuber: You wanna come over and hang out?
Kill-Jay: I’m going to go rest.
Kill-Jay: Sorry, but I’m done socializing for the day.
TBTuber: I get that
TBTuber: Hope you have a better evening!
Kill-Jay: Thanks, Thad.
TBTuber: You’re welcome.
TBTuber: If you happen to change your mind, Lizzy and I got some pizza in the freezer.
Kill-Jay: Thanks, but no. I’m staying in tonight.
TBTuber: That’s cool
TBTuber: See ya sometime soon!