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2:00 P. M.
Me: pay up bitch
NottheBoss: No.
Me: do it
NottheBoss: No!
Me: ill sic cyn on your ass
NottheBoss: Doorman, you are pushing your luck.
Me: so are you
Me: pay up and play
Me: vs going to be streaming it in a bit
Me: play with her
NottheBoss: I hate you so very much.
2:45 P. M.
Kill-Jay: Kill me, please.
TBTuber: How ‘bout nnnooooo?
Lizbean: Sure
Asset: Why?
Kill-Jay: Doorman is forcing me to play Subnautica on V’s stream. Can I act as my own lawyer after I kill her?
Asset: Let’s not do that, plz
TBTuber: Lmao, good luck
Kill-Jay: I hate the ocean.
Lizbean: I’m gonna tune in 4 this
Kill-Jay: At least I don’t have to complete the game in one go.
Kurovi: It’s up and running
TBTuber: G’luck, Jaybird!
Kill-Jay: Thanks.
3:35 P. M.
Kill-Jay: It won’t leave me alone!
Cynnamoroll: J has a fwend!
[Cynnamoroll has sent a picture]
[A stalker right outside the pod]
Kill-Jay: Can I kill it?
Kurovi: It has a buddy!
Kill-Jay: WHY?!
TBTuber: It likes to see you suffer
Kurovi: It actually followed her back
Kurovi: Chat’s doing a bet on how long it’ll stay with her
L’il_Bat: i have five bucks in the line
Lizbean: Only 5?
L’il_Bat: yeah
Cynnamoroll: It’s cute to think you have new pets so soon!
Kill-Jay: I have Loaf! He’s all I need!
Dolly: The same couldn’t be said for you
Kill-Jay: You’re on thin ice, Jones.
Dolly: At least I can swim.
3:58 P. M.
[Kurovi has sent a video]
[J frantically swimming away from a Ghost Leviathan]
Kurovi: Run, bitch, run!!!!
Kill-Jay: I HATE THIS GAME!
CaptainBiscuit: Is Loaf with you?
Kill-Jay: No, but Sparky is chilling on my lap.
Kill-Jay: Doorman, you’re lucky I’m not going to wring your neck.
L’il_Bat: you sound like evelyn when i beat her pb lol
Kurovi: Get back to the game!
4:27 P. M.
[Cynnamoroll has sent a video]
[J screaming as a Reaper Leviathan eats her]
Kill-Jay: THE SHIP BLEW UP?!
Kill-Jay: I DIED?!
Kurovi: Congrats, you didn’t live
L’il_Bat: did you think youd escape off it lmao
Kill-Jay: I want to go home and organize my pens.
Cynnamoroll: What pens?
Kill-Jay: The ones I’ve collected for years now.
Cynnamoroll: Uh-oh…..
4:38 P. M.
[Kurovi has sent a video]
[J bonking a laughing Cyn on the head with a paperback book]