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😍😍Fags of Denver?!?!😍😝

11:23 am, monday

Fin.fag: why's Mrs. Janet lowkey a baddie

Whose that?: FINNEY WHAT???

TAKE YOUR MEDS WTH

Mr.popular:  all those beatings from his father must've given him brain damage 💀

Fin.fag: dude stop using my mom as an emoji 

Whose that?: OH MY GOD 😭

Mr.popular: VOMITING TEARS WHAT

Fin.fag:OJ MY GOD GIYS 

Whose that?: DAWG WHAT HAPPENED NOW??

Fin.fag: VABCE HIPPER US WSLKING MY WAY

Mr.popular: WHAT???

Fin.fag is offline

Whose that?: is it a bad time to say Vance is my brother?

Mr.popular:...you haven't shown him anything right...

Whose that?: idk have I?

Mr.popular: GRIFFIN PLEASE OH MY GOD DID YOU?

Whose that?: no but you gave me an idea

Fin.fag is online

Fin.fag: OH MY GOD VANCE JIST CAME UP TO ME TO ASK ME TO GIVE GRIFFIN HOS LUCNH BECUASE HE FORGOT IT

Whose that?: OH SHIT I DID FORGET IT LMFAO

Fin.fag: AND ROBIN WAS WITH HIM OH MY GOD HE LOOKED SO NICE 

Mr.popular: please for the love of everything homophobic jumo off a cliff and land on a water tower and then slide off of the water tower and land on a group of unsuspecting children

Fin.fag: ..do you triple dog dare me

Mr.popular: NO

Fin.fag: awh man..

You're so mean baby cakes 😿

Mr.popular: I'm sowwy my wittle owmega..can you forgive me? 🥺

Whose that?: PLEASE DIE OH MY GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS

Fin.fag: shut up and do your work hoe

Whose that?: DO YOURS??

Fin.fag: I have free period rn 😒

Mr.popular: WE ALL STILL MEETING UP FOR LUNCH?

Whose that?: OBVIOUSLY IDIOT

Fin.fag: music room 3? 

Mr.popular: YEP LIKE ALWAYS!!

Whose that? Added 2 people

Fin.fag: griff istg if you added who I think you did I'll rip your asshole out and shove it down bruces throat.

TweetTweet: Hi finn

PinBalls: griffin tf is this

Mr.popular: next time I see you griff it's on sight.

Reply to—> "TweetTweet: Hi finn!"

Fin.fag: Hey Robin

Mr.popular: I'm not gonna stand for this >:(

Mr.popular added 1 person

Whose that?: BRUCE YOU DIDN'T...

PaperKink: what's this for?..

Whose that? has gone offline

PaperKink: oh

Fin.fag: I'm going to shove him down the stairs after 5th period.

PinBalls: I'd pay to see that

TweetTweet: real 😝

Fin.fag: I'm gonna go be with my mom.

Mr.popular: lemme come with fr

Fin.fag: anything for you Babycakes

PaperKink: are you two dating?

Fin.fag: WHAT EW NO I'D RATHER GET BEATEN BY MY DAD THAN DATE HIM, no offense 

Mr.popular: none taken

PaperKink: oh!

TweetTweet: your dad hits you finn?

Fin.fag: ..noooo

Neverrr

That'd be super crazy and definitely not like him at all

Mr.popular: Finn shut up

Fin.fag: okay :(

PaperKink: does anyone wanna watch highschool musicals with me later?

Everyone has gone offline

PaperKink: Oh I see how it is

SEE WHO DELIVERS YOUR PAPERS TOMORROW YOU SLUTS

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12:46 am, Tuesday 

Fin.fag: he's so fine omg

Mr.popular: FINNEY OH MY GOD HES IN THIS GC...

TweetTweet: whose fine?

Fin.fag: NO ONE...

TweetTweet: ..okay then🤨

PaperKink: will you bitches go to sleep hold shit

Whose that?: no

Anyways

Finn I need the math homework answers!!

Fin.fag: not fuck off tf

Mr.popular: can I have them pookie 🥺

Fin.fag: I guess ://

Whose that?: WOOOOOOOWW FAVORITISM MUCH

Fin.fag: NEXT TIME DON'T ADD OUR YK WHATS TO OUR GC AND MAYBE YOULL GET HOMEWORK ANSWERS HOE

PaperKink: SHUT UP AND SLEEP

Whose that?: I'm gonna hang myself from a tree in the middle of a forest

Fin.fag: tree? Like trees by McCaffrey? Are you a fag griffin?

Whose that?: September 3rd 3:56 am.

Fin.fag: woah look at the I need to uh, walk my dad!!

Fin.fag is offline  

Mr.popular: HELP??

PaperKink: HELLO? THATS SUCH AN ODD EXCUSE 

TweetTweet: WHAT DID BRO SAY??

PinBalls: I swear to god if you all don't go to sleep rn I'll beat all your asses at school tomorrow.

Mr.popular: please do

Mr.popular deleted one message

Whose that?: I got a ss Bruce.

Mr.popular: FUCK

Fin.fag is  online

Fin.fag: I remembered that one time griffin broke his practice baby and I accidentally luaghed so loud my dad heard 😝

Whose that?: I DIDN'T MEAN TO ABORT THE BABY OH MY GOD

Mr.popular: LMFAO, ALSO ARE YOU OKAY? T*RR*NC* DIDN'T LAY HIS HANDS ON YOU RIGHT? 

Fin.fag: oh uhm.. he may or may not have hit me hard enough to cause a bloody nose and a few bruises 

Whose that?: do you wanna come over and stay the night?

Fin.fag: no it's fine dw, he's asleep again so I should be fine

TweetTweet: I'm planning a homicide.

PaperKink: more like HOMOcide

TweetTweet: BILLY I'LL RIP YOURS HAIR OUT OF YOUR SCALP

Whose that?: NO THATS HIS ONLY GOOD FEATURE 

PaperKink: WOW I SEE HOW IT IS, FUCK ALL OF YOU

Mr.popular: no thanksss

Fin.fag: OMG I JUST REMEMBERED I HAVE LEFTOVER WEED 

Mr.popular: HOLD ON BITCH I'LL BE THERE IN 5 DON'T SMOKE IT WITHOUT ME

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6:13 am, Wednesday 

Fin.fag: BILLY OH MY GOD YOUR DAMN NEWSPAPER BROKE MY WINDOW


PaperKink: Ooops! 🫶🏻


Fin.fag: DAWG MY DAD IS GONNA KILL ME WTH

I HOPE YOU GET KIDNAPPED AND PUT INTO A BASMENT

PaperKink: DAMN BITCH ITS JUST A WINDOW 

Whose that?: WILL YOU BOTH SHUT UP I"M TRYING TO GET READY FOR SCHOOL

Mr.popular: Awhh are actually trying to not look like shit?

Whose that?: I swear to God I'm going to cut off each one of your limbs and then slit your neck and watch as you choke and gsap on your own blood and then I'm going to sell your limbs on eBay.

Mr.popular: you spelt gasp wrong

Whose that?: I hate you so much

Fin.fag: OH MY GOD IM BEING CHSDRF BY S VSN

Mr.popular: gosh this isn't about you Finney  😐

Fin.fag: FUDE I EED HELP

Whose that?: Finn me and Bruce are trying to talk stop inturuppting us ://

TweetTweet: tf is going on??

Fin.fag: IM FONNA DEI

PinBalls: thank god

TweetTweet: where are you cariño?

Fin.fag: 567 SUCKASSANDBALLS st

TweetTweet: I'll come get you<3

PaperKink: anyways does anyone wanna walk to school together?

Everyone is offline 

PaperKink: I fucking hate you all

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2:12, Wednesday

TweetTweet: I got suspended for fighting matt buzz and Matty 

PaperKink: dude this is the 5th time wtf

Fin.fag: Robin wth

PinBalls: good, those kids are asses

Mr.popular: no but fr

Whose that?: I saw them kiss once

Fin.fag: WHAT??

AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME???

Whose that?: nah I like watching you get beat up for being gay tbh

Fin.fag: i'm gonna go meet my mom again.

Whose that?: finally I'm tired of your bitchass

Fin.fag: January 5th, 7:56 pm

Whose that?: I'll show yk who those 1'456  photos

Fin.fag: NO

Mr.popular: OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT THAT LMFAOO

TweetTweet: oh

PaperKink: Someones jelousssss

TweetTweet: I will rip your balls off if you don't shut your mouth puta.

PaperKink: oh...

Fin.fag: MRS. JOHNSONS COMING

Fin.fag is offline

Whose that?: HAHA LOSER

OH SHIT NO MRS. JOHNSONS MAKING HIM READ OUT THE MESSAGES SHIT

Mr.popular: OH FUCK

Whose that?: SHES MAKING ME TOO KILL ME

MY REPUTATION

PinBalls: what reputation?   😐

Whose that?: SHUT UP

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6:34 pm, Thursday

Fin.fag: my dad lowkey a bitch

oh btw sorry for what i'm about to do...

Fin.fag added 1 person

Whose that?: oh no

DonnaWonna: Hello to you too whore  😒

Mr.popular: OH EM GEE HI DONNA!!!!

DonnaWonna: BRUCIE POO HIIIII

PinBalls: ..ew..

DonnaWonna: hello Vance.

TweetTweet: that sounded strangley homophobic

Fin.fag: it was very homophobic

PaperKink: HOLY SHIT SOME GUY IN A BLACK VAN JUST TRIED TO TAKE ME WTH

PinBalls: Damn he should really try harder next time

Whose that?: fr fr

Mr.popular: griffins freaking out rn worrying about bilothy

Whose that?: no I'm not stop lying

Mr.popular: 1 attachment

Whose that?: ARE YOU AT MY WINDOW WTF???

DonnaWonna: I regret asking to join this

TweetTweet: great going billy youre scaring off the new comer

PaperKink: ME??

TweetTweet: You just HAD to make the convo about you 😐

PaperKink: BITCH KYS

Fin.fag: billy I will kill your mother, chop her up into little pieces, cook said pieces, put them into your favorite meal, feed it too you, tell the cops you ate your mom and have you arressted, where the gang of rats will nibble on your toes while you sleep with your gay cell mate that forces you to be his boyfriend.

Whose that?: oh

PaperKink: WHAT THE FUCK

TweetTweet: I'm falling more and more inlove by the minute

PinBalls: stop swooning and do your math homework slut

Mr.popular: OH MY GOD THERES HOMEWORK????

DonnaWonna: I'll send you the answer sheet 

Mr.popular: aww thanks stinkabutt

Fin.fag: activly being cheated on

Whose that?: why don't you learn to spell before worrying about getting cheated on

TweetTweet: i'd never cheat on you finn

Fin.fag: you're such a good friend omg

PinBalls: he's looking at his phone like he just got told his ma died

PaperKink: mans is crushed rn

Fin.fag: oh

Mr.popular: ANYFAGSSSS 

did anyone else see Griffin fall in the hallway earlier?

Fin.fag: YES OMG IT WAS HALARIOUS

but I didn't see what happened after bc I ran into my fans

Whose that?: this is why your dad beats you

Fin.fag: OH SPEAKING OF THAT

I gave t*rr*nc* a black eye while trying to stop him from hitting gwen

Mr.popular: damn bitch and he didn't kill you?

Fin.fag: oh no he tried

TweetTweet: are you okay estimado?

Fin.fag: yeah I'm okay, just a  few bruises 

TweetTweet: come to mine, i'll have mamá make you something to eat and I'll patch you up

Fin.fag: alright, I'll be there in 5 <3

PinBalls: I'm so tired of these fags

im gonna commit homocide

and hate crimes

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3:33 am, friday

Fin.fag: its angel number guys make a wish

Whose that?: I WISH YOU WERE DEAD SO I COULD GET REAL SLEEP.

Fin.fag: well I wished for a pony

Whose that?: I hate you so much.

TweetTweet: OH MY GOD WHOSE DOG IS OUTSIDE MY DOOR RN?? 

PaperKink: ohh that's where muffin destroyer went! thanks for finding her

TweetTweet: IT SPOKE WTF

Fin.fag: Awhh shes such a good dog!!

PinBalls: so adorable

Mr.popular: love her

TweetTweet: WHAT THE SHIT GUYS 

SYES BEAINF MR

YELP

SAFENME

AHDHSHDH

Fin.fag: she likes you omg!!

Whose that?: that's so cute oml

Mr.popular: how i'm feeling rn

Fin.fag: that's so real brucey poo

TweetTweet: BILLY HEKO ME

OKEAEN HEY TOURE FOG

PaperKink: what

Whose that?: he siad get your dog you idiot

PaperKink: Said*

Whose that?: cuntwad 😒

PinBalls: go to bed

Fin.fag: I hate gays sm..

TweetTweet: don't hate urself finn

Fin.fag: I hate you

Whose that?: he says as he looks at his Robin shrine and twirls his hair

Fin.fag: how'd you know

TweetTweet: WHAT

Fin.fag: Nothing :3

Mr.popular: guys I'll give 1k to the first person to say fag

Fin.fag: FAG

TweetTweet: FAg

DAMNIT

I HATE DISLEXIC PEOPLE

PinBalls: don't hate urself buddy

TweetTweet: FUCK OFF WHORW

....

.....

......

whpre*

FUCK

PaperKink: LMAO

Whose that?: HAHAH LOSEERRR

TweetTweet: I'll stab you.

WHose that?: oh

Fin.fag: thats so hot omg

Mr.popular: I wish I could throw you into the sun

Fin.fag: okay Mr.iloveVhoppersmhessohotandiwannakisshim Yamaha.

PinBalls: I'm too dyslexic to read that

Mr.popular: I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

Fin.fag: love you too

Whose that?: I lowkey have a crush on billy boy

PaperKink: srsly?

Whose that?: yeah

PaperKink: this is so gay omg

I like you too

I GEUSS

Whose that?: I was gonna ask you out but nvm bitch

PaperKink: NO WAIT PLS ASK ME OUT :(

TweetTweet: SHUT UP

GO TO DMS

DIE

KYS

SLIT

Fin.fag: thank god someone said smth..

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10:21 pm, Saturday 

Fin.fag: how do fishes have sex??

PinBalls: well when a mommy fish love a daddy fish

TweetTweet: STOP

Mr.popular: no but like.. how do they fuck? Do they have tiny fish dicks??

Whose that?: wait.. now I'm questioning it

I hate you finnious mason Blake

PaperKink: FINNIOUS??

Fin.fag: shut up BILLIOUS FRANCIS SHOWALTER

TweetTweet: BILLIOUS I'M DYING 

Donnawonna: shut the fuck up we have school you cuntwads

Fin.fag: kys

PaperKink: rip finnious we'll miss you

Donnawonna: I will kill you Finney

Fin.fag: mb mb

Donnawonna: go to sleep all of you.

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2:45 am, Wednesday

 fin.fag: chat i ightve borken a fuinger

TweetTweet: hwo the hell did you do that???

DonnaWonna: finniagan mason blake

fin.fag: not my name hoe

DonnaWonna: if you don't go to the hospital rn im gonna kill you and that fuckass hanpster you have

fin.fag: SHES A GERBIL YOU ASS

Mr.Populaur: baby cakes you have to be more careful 😖🥺

fin.fag: im sowwy boo boo beawr ☹️

Whose that?: brucey pooh are you..cheating on me?

PaperKink: griffy wiffy are you cheating on ME??

fin.fag has gone offline

DonnaWonna: where tf did he go??

PinBalls: mayb he finally sleeping for once

or he killed himself

eithers fine with me

Whose that?: real anyways billy boo can i come over? i wanna show yiu my new pet

PaperKink: okayy..? its not like a snake or somth right?

WhoseThat?: ...no..

PaperKink: okay!

Mr.Populaur: uhm chat finn cae to my house really hurt and cying, hes also hella higjt

TwwetTweet: IS HE OKAY??

HELLO??

BRUCE

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4:56 pm, Saturday

Fin.fag: im lwk bored of these gc names 💔

DonnaWonna: FINNEY WHERE HSVE YOU BEEN??

TweetTweet: WE HAVENT HEARD FORM YOU OR BRUCE SINCE SATURDAY

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN BOOBOO BEAR

fin.fag : my dady beat me and broke my phone so i stayed with bruecy-pooh 🥺

Whosethat?: oh youre back 😡

PaperKink: replying to fin.fag: im lwk bor..: ME TOO MAN, LETS CHANGE IT

Fin.fag: BET

DonnaWonnas name has been changed to ‘crushywushy’

Fin.fags name was changed to ‘survivor’

Paperkinks name was changed to ‘FAGGOT’

TweetTweets name was changed to ‘boyfriend’

Mr.populars name was changed to ‘richHoe’

Pinballs name was changed to ‘meaniepants’

Whose that?’s name was changed to ‘griffywiffy’

FAGGOT: WHAT THE HECK FINN

Survivor: OH BOOHOO

Boyfriend: but. . .whose boyfriend am i?

richHoe: mine obviously babylicous booty cheeks 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

Boyfriend: NO GET AWAY

Meaniepants: i am NOT a meanie

Griffywiffy: can i borrow 6 cents?

Meaniepants: get the fuck away from me you greedy faggot ass boy kissing ass eater

Crushywushy: what the FUCK