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1. Dave Strider Is a Totally Responsible CEO Who Definitely Didn’t Fuck His Intern Karkat Vantas at the Halloween Party by DavekatInTheYearOfOurLord2024 for ME MYSELF AND I

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   03 Oct 2024

   Tags

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   • Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
   • Dirk's Bro | Alpha Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
   • Past Terezi Pyrope/Dave Strider briefly mentioned
   • Dave Strider
   • Karkat Vantas
   • Dirk's Bro | Alpha Dave Strider
   • Dave Strider Post-Scratch
   • CEO
   • Boss/Employee Relationship
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Masturbation
   • Porn Watching
   • Crack
   • Maids
   • Costumes
   • Hermaphrodites
   • Hermaphroditic Trolls (Homestuck)
   • Grubscars (Homestuck)
   • Bulges and Nooks (Homestuck)
   • Tentacle Dick
   • Alien Biology
   • Interns & Internships
   • Age Difference
   • Power Imbalance
   • Shame
   • Nook Eating (Homestuck)
   • Nook Fingering (Homestuck)
   • Oral Sex
   • First Time
   • Secretly a Virgin
   • Orgasm
   • Pailing (Homestuck)
   • Boners
   • Erections
   • Panties
   • Lace Panties
   • Bathroom Sex
   • Role Reversal
   • Sexual Roleplay
   • High Heels
   • Crossdressing
   • Teasing
   • Bisexual Dave Strider
   • Porn With Plot

   Summary

   DAVE: i need you to go undercover as a maid
   KARKAT: YOU NEED ME TO FUCKING **WHAT!?**
   DAVE: not a REAL maid
   DAVE: ok yeah kinda real in a way but its undercover so it doesnt count

   Karkat Vantas: 21, troll, film student, intern.
   Dave Strider: 30, human, movie producer, CEO.
   Both: Stupid horny.

   This is just a quickly written crackfic, don't take it too seriously lmao. If you don't like this dynamic, don't read it. 💀

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