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  1. Too High to Cast Straight by , for ME MYSELF AND I

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    09 Jan 2025

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    DIRK: Smoking pot never really affected me, though.

    Karkat comes to a halt with a scoff, twisting his head to glare up at me.

    KARKAT: HA! YEAH FUCKING RIGHT. WHAT’D YOU SMOKE, A GAS STATION BLUNT?
    DIRK: According to Dave, it was “the good shit,” but I’m 99% sure weed highs are just placebo.
    KARKAT: OK, LISTEN UP, YOU CHRONICALLY INCORRECT BASTARD.
    KARKAT: WHEN WE GET TO THE PARK, YOU’RE TAKING AS *MANY* HITS AS IT TAKES TO GET YOU BAKED OUT OF YOUR THINK PAN.

    Once Terezi started hate-dating a juggalo stoner, Dirk's college friend group turned into a walking weed cloud.
    Dirk doesn’t care, since pot never worked on him anyway.
    But his crush on Karkat? That hits harder than any high ever could–
    Until Dirk tries edibles for the first time.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    Kudos:
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