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michael kaiser made one mistake: offering blue lock’s resident medical analyst-slash-panda-mascot a ride. now, every morning, he’s cursed with a nine-year-old girl who treats car rides like ted talks. she’s weird. she thinks kaiser is a flamboyant bird. and the worst of all was that he might actually be attracted to her—sexually and romantically. towards a child.
so of course they get sent on a week-long pr trip to china—a vacation filled with panda facts, petty jealousy, towel-based tenderness, and kaiser realizing that scientific foreplay might just be his kink.
( fic repost, still editing but shh... )