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Fools gold by Gay_vampire_with_a_sword
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types
07 Dec 2025
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“You. Are. Children.”
And because Percy never had respect for most adults, a stable relationship with any outside his mom, or an actual childhood, he replied with, “we are farmers bum-ba-dum, bum-bum-bum-bum.”
The look on Wolverine's face was more telling than it had any right to be.
Or: Percy and Annabeth get introduced to the X-men side of Marvel with someone they know for a fact should be dead. They would do something about him defying death but honestly: they just want to stop fighting. Oh and what is this about adults being concerned at the three children with weapons that carry themselves as soldiers? The seven and a fer more are not happy. Considering the difference in universes this changes… some things.