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Ship Happens! by otterspace418
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
05 Dec 2025
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Summary
Ten years ago, Rey Niima and Ben Solo were the darling co-stars of Regency Rebels, Britain's most beloved period drama. Then Ben spectacularly imploded. DUI, scandals, leaked sex tape, and a cancelled final season that took Rey's breakout role down with it.
Now? Rey's career is flatlining. Two box office bombs. A soul-crushing breakup with Poe Dameron, who's now parading his interesting new girlfriend across every tabloid. And the entire internet has decided she's "too boring" to matter.
Enter Ben Solo. Her former co-star. The man who destroyed her career. Britain's favourite bad boy with a leather jacket habit and a talent for poor decisions. He's spent the last ten years clawing his way back from tabloid disaster, and he's still got that dangerous charm that makes headlines.
One paparazzi ambush in Central London goes viral. One catastrophically drunken night in Canto Bight. And Rey wakes up married to the man who ruined everything.
Now they have to figure out what the hell to do about it.