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You've always been a little weird. Scratch that — a whole lot of weird, with a dash of dumb sprinkled in.
You've seen Doctor Gregory House cause mayhem and save patients all around the hospital — yes, even where he wasn't authorized.
Unlike normal people — you're weird enough to convince yourself that a crush on him is logical and asking him to marry you is a rational life choice, so when House and Cuddy implode spectacularly, you approach him.
He agrees.
You did not expect him to immediately announce it, and ask the nurses to keep a box of tissues ready for Cuddy.
You did not expect him to immediately tell every single person in the hospital you like to roleplay as nurse and him a doctor during sex. Especially since you haven't had sex (yet).
You tell yourself you can handle it.
Famous last words.