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Martyrdom Is Overrated by irisbleufic
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022), Anne Rice's Talamasca: The Secret Order (TV 2025)
13 Dec 2025
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Summary
“The blood in there,” the inquiring agent continues, luridly curious. That rarely goes anywhere productive. “If Jasper didn’t eat [Anatole], d’you think he at least fucked him? Wish we’d been able to haul him into custody. I would’ve liked a firsthand account of what that’s like.”
“How about we ask Ranghar?” Klaas suggests, not bothering to lower his voice. He knows Sam can hear him no matter what—and wants Sam to hear. “He’s been sucking vamp cock for almost as long as he’s been on the Order’s payroll. Raglan James’s, too, for all we—”
Sam turns on his heel and exits the bathroom so swiftly that every agent in the room jumps out of their skin. He doesn’t bother with anything as theatrical as locking eyes with each of them in turn; instead, he zeroes in on Klaas with his coldest glare, which…has no effect.
“I’ve spent a great deal of time and energy making sure that the latter doesn’t happen,” Sam says. “Agent James’s moral compass is cracked.”
Klaas shrugs calmly at Sam. He’s still too smug and unimpressed. “And the former, Barclay? You won’t try to deny it? What about your compass?”