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1. S.I.Y.R. by paletigerswrites

   Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   31 Dec 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Robert Robertson | Mecha Man/Waterboy
   • Flambae/Robert Robertson | Mecha Man
   • Flambae/Waterboy (Dispatch)
   • Robert Robertson | Mecha Man
   • Flambae | Chad (Dispatch)
   • Waterboy (Dispatch)
   • Alternate Universe
   • Post-Canon
   • Takes place 6 months after the end of the game
   • Getting Together
   • POV Third Person Limited
   • Written from Waterboy's perspective
   • Internal Conflict
   • Masturbation
   • mentions of masturbating
   • Marijuana
   • Robert gets Waterboy High
   • Canon-Typical Behavior
   • Shotgunning
   • Bisexual Robert Robertson | Mecha Man
   • Brat Flambae | Chad (Dispatch)
   • Trans Waterboy (Dispatch)
   • Waterboy-centric (Dispatch)
   • Virgin Waterboy (Dispatch)
   • Waterboy is a pervert
   • Not Beta Read
   • Spoilers
   • Mutual Pining
   • Vaginal Fingering
   • Vaginal Sex
   • Oral Sex
   • Creampie
   • Coming Inside Someone
   • Clothed Sex
   • CMNM | Clothed Male Naked Male
   • Dom Robert Robertson | Mecha Man
   • Top Robert Robertson | Mecha Man
   • Top Waterboy | Herman (Dispatch)
   • Bottom Flambae | Chad (Dispatch)

   Summary

   “Fuck off, Mecha-Dick. Your poor ass has been bumming off of me for months. Can your bitch ass not afford weed? Too busy blowing it all on come rags and twinkies?” Flambae smirks, leaning back in his seat to finish off the blunt.

   Robert shrugs, “I just like wasting yours.”

   “Whatever. See if I keep bringing any after this.”

   --

   Waterboy, somehow, gets invited over to Robert's house. Turns out, Robert and Chad have been smoking weed together for a couple of months now. Unlike them, Waterboy has never gotten successfully high before. With teamwork, Robert and Flambae will overcome this obstacle!

   (edit 12/2/25: spruced up the first chapter with fixes, enhanced dialogue, grammar issues, etc.)

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