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Life's not going so well for Robert. He just woke up from a four-month coma, suit smashed, him broke and he has to give a shitty statement to the press. On the top of that, a cute girl he met at the bar stole his wallet after a bathroom fuck. Oh well, maybe something good will come out of this new job.
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“See something you like?” he asks.
“Heifer eyes,” you tell him, alcohol buzzing pleasantly on your tongue.
His forehead creases. “What does that mean?”
“Big. With long lashes.” You gesture lazily at his face. “Very, um… pretty.”
“Okay, you gotta be hitting on me now.”
“I am hitting on you,” you say, giving it to him straight. “How’s that?”
He grins, quick and sharp. “Very cool.” A beat. “I’m hitting on you too.”