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1. The Return To Hogwarts by The_Taco_Writes for EllieByrrd (CSKasem)

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   10 Dec 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger
   • Pansy Parkinson
   • Neville Longbottom
   • Harry Potter
   • Ron Weasley
   • Theodore Nott
   • Blaise Zabini
   • Ellie (OC)
   • Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Crack
   • Dark Hermione Granger
   • Alternate Universe - Zombie Apocalypse
   • Dark Draco Malfoy
   • Neville Longbottom Needs a Hug
   • Pansy Parkinson is a Brat
   • Rated M for zombie attacks
   • Theodore Nott is a Little Shit
   • Appropriate use of saucepans
   • Ellie Needs a Hug (The Last of Us)
   • Herbologist Neville Longbottom
   • Dramione via third party
   • Alpha Hermione Granger
   • Attempt at Humor
   • Mentioned attacking
   • Dark Crack
   • Temporary Character Death
   • Escape
   • Hogwarts is Home
   • DWAT
   • Post-Battle of Hogwarts
   • I'm actually a good person I swear
   • Crack with accidental feelings
   • You might cry and laugh at the same time
   • Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD
   • Memory Loss
   • War Injuries
   • Feral Hermione Granger
   • Zombie
   • Monster fic
   • hogwarts bashing
   • Minor Neville Longbottom/Pansy Parkinson

   Summary

   A Muggleborn who grew up on the Harry Potter stories gets her letter to Hogwarts at the age of twenty one.
   There she meets Hermione and the others who are very, very happy to see her too.

   Because well... They're all zombies, and they're hungry and they want to eat her, but they're zombies stuck with very human problems.

   But the question remains: Who invited Ellie to this monster house? And why?

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   This is a crack fic. It's funny and dark and has feelings (accidentally! I was trying to make it funny)

   Series

   • Part 21 of Gifts for friends
   • Part 14 of Crack Fics By Taco

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   7,763

   Chapters:

   8/8

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

   7

   Bookmarks:

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