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1. elbows on the counter by suchgreatheights

   Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   13 Dec 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
   • Blackbeard | Edward Teach
   • Stede Bonnet
   • Lucius Spriggs
   • 5+1 Things
   • Fake Marriage
   • Marriage of Convenience
   • stede bonnet's father's ultra-specific will contingency
   • Non-Sexual Intimacy
   • and also highly sexual intimacy
   • Husband Time TM
   • and what the hell is Husband Time you ask? maybe we'll learn about that
   • Bathing/Washing
   • Cuddling & Snuggling
   • stede's absurdly fancy penthouse
   • Christmas Fluff
   • but just a little bit at the end
   • Possessiveness
   • Canon-Typical Angst
   • Mutual Pining
   • Fluff
   • ed will wear a pretty sparkly dress and they will get horny about it
   • Lack of Communication
   • Marriage Contract
   • Domesticity
   • Oral Sex
   • Frottage
   • Hand Jobs
   • Dirty Talk
   • Anal Fingering
   • Anal Sex
   • Multiple Orgasms
   • using insane labels for their behavior to maintain the absolute thinnest veneer of plausible deniability
   • Author is Open to Hearing about Dead Batteries
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added

   Summary

   The day they get married, the things he knows about Stede could fit on a post-it note.

   First: he’s fucking rich.

   Second: he needs a husband to stay that way.

   Third: he is built like a brick shithouse. Pretty eyes, nice hair. Penchant for weird socks.

   (Or: 5 times Ed doesn't tell his husband he loves him, and 1 time he does.)

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   20,829

   Chapters:

   3/6

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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