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1. Fuck Me, Don’t Fuck With Me. by chameronhuckleberry

   Fandoms: House M.D.  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   09 Dec 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Lucas Douglas/Gregory House
   • Lucas Douglas & Gregory House
   • Gregory House & James Wilson
   • Remy "Thirteen" Hadley & Gregory House
   • Lawrence Kutner & Chris Taub
   • Gregory House
   • James Wilson (House M.D.)
   • Remy "Thirteen" Hadley
   • Lawrence Kutner
   • Chris Taub
   • Eric Foreman (House M.D.)
   • Lisa Cuddy
   • Lucas Douglas
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Sexual Tension
   • Sexual Fantasy
   • Flirting
   • Fantasizing
   • Gregory House is a Little Shit
   • Gregory House in Love
   • Caring Gregory House
   • Horny Gregory House
   • Lucas is also horny but there’s probably no tag for that
   • unexplained sneezing
   • you’ll see lmao
   • honeymoon Rhinitis
   • thirteen clocks them real fast
   • Everyone else is confused
   • Closet Sex
   • Medical Procedures
   • Teasing

   Summary

   Lucas likes House. House likes Lucas. Neither can express that.

   Lucas avoids House, until he becomes the patient, with an… unexplained issue.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   2,315

   Chapters:

   2/4

   Comments:

   5

   Kudos:

   7

   Hits:

   67