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1. Downhill From Here by Literallymyusername

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   28 Jan 2026

   Tags

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   • Harry Potter/Severus Snape
   • Post-War
   • Severus Snape Lives
   • Mountain Biking - Freeform
   • that's right we're going to the Rocky Mountains
   • Slow Burn
   • Enemies to Lovers
   • Strava
   • Angst
   • Brooding
   • loss of magic
   • Mysterious online pen pals
   • Masturbation
   • non-canonical timeline
   • Oral Sex
   • Hand Jobs
   • Pining While Fucking

   Summary

   Years after the war, Severus Snape is finally sentenced for his crimes. To the surprise of himself (and of True Crime Witches everywhere) he isn’t given the Kiss.

   Instead, stripped of his magic and exiled to the Rocky Mountains, he spends his days making muggle soap, riding bikes, and pretending he doesn’t miss the feeling of a wand in his hand.

   That is, until an anonymous user begins flooding his online cycling journal with comments.

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   English

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