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Noob ran into a dark, closeted room; it was a tiny space but Noob squeezed themself between it without hesitation, they could hear the survivors scattering around, trying to find them. Noob hoped Seven wouldn’t out them, his sense of smell was much stronger than anyone, he could easily find them within a minute; Noob tensed as they heard someone stepping inside the small room, Noob squished themself further in. “Noob are you in here?” Noob stayed silent as they stared at the large figure if Guest in front of them, he looked around but did not look towards the space the drakopup was in.
Guest looked around once more before he sighed and left the area, Noob breathed a sigh of relief as they stayed in the spot some more until they decided to leave the space. Though they hadn’t realized how tight the space was; getting in was easily enough, there was plenty of space for them to struggle inside but getting out…well it was hard. Their paws scrambled at the tight space, their front paws gripping at the corners as they tried to pull themself out, yet it didn’t work; Noob grumbled as they slumped down, their arms now pinned. Though they began to panic as they heard footsteps coming down to the room they were in; Noob began to frantically try to escape, pulling and pushing their body as they got out inch by inch, though it seemed like they were too late as Two Time appeared in the room.
The cultist stared down at Noob who was trying to wriggle out of the space they somehow got themselves in, Two Time smiled in amusement as they slowly kneeled down in front of the pup who growled softly, “I see you’ve found yourself in a predicament. Allow me to help.” Two Time carefully grabbed the pups paws and began to softly pull on them, Noob began to push out with their back paws, their claws scratched at the floor as they began to squeeze out slowly. Suddenly Noob was launched out the space, colliding into the cultist who smiled happily; though Noob dashed out the room once more, leaving Two Time who slightly frowned, “I was going to take them to my cabin…Suppose not anymore.”
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Elliot looked from room to room as he searched restlessly for the drakobloxxer pup; Noob was more dangerous than Seven practically! The kid was quick and swift, their body was small enough to hide in small space so Elliot did his best to check the most covered areas; though with no luck, he hadn’t found the pup. Though he did find Two Time who sulked on the ground, Elliot decided to approach them, “Hey Two Time, what are you…sad about?” He put on a smile but it slightly slipped as he looked at the cultists sad face.
”Ah, it’s nothing. I helped Noob after they got stuck but they immediately ran once I freed them. I only wanted to take them to my cabin!” Elliot tilted his head, “But we need to give him a bath, they’re really dirty.” Two Time huffed, their tail thumping on the ground in defiance, “I could’ve took and given them one at my cabin! I have a quite large bathing area from Spectre.” Elliot looked confused, where did they even get that?? Yet he didn’t question it as Two Time got up once more.
”I’m going to the main areas, make sure their claws are cut a bit, Spectre seemed to make them greatly sharp.” Though before Elliot could question them, they left swiftly, their tail flicking at Elliot who sighed before going back to looking. The pizza man could see Seven who was sniffing the air before he traveled into a room, the drakobloxxer must’ve thought he was sneaky, but not for Elliot as he walked into the room as well. Seven sniffed the air once more before he let out a deep chuff, after a moment a familiar yellow figure squished out a small corner; Noob peaked their head out as they let out a small chatter.
The pup jumped back into the corner when Seven kneeled down but went back out carefully as they jumped into Seven’s arms, who happily began to purr and let out small grumbles of contentment. Elliot wanted to leave the two drakobloxxer’s alone but he knew he had to get the pup a bath, “You!” Both Seven and Noob jumped as the pup wiggled out of the older’s arms and began to escape, running past Elliot’s legs before he turned around and sounded the alarm, “THEY’RE ESCAPING GUYS! GET THEM!”
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All the survivors who heard Elliot’s alarmed call began to shuffle and thump on the ground as they chased Noob who snarled in shock before they continued to run. Seven growled loudly but Elliot was quick to close and lock the door before he could escape; his roars were muffled in the room but he was unable to escape. Elliot began to run after the pup too as the survivors blocked any exit they could get to; Guest blocked the main door as Builderman blocked windows with sturdy, wooden planks that he built. The pup was trapped and they knew it well.
The survivors circled them in a semi circle but it only seemed to make Noob even more smart as they lunged themself at Chance as they began to carefully claw at the gambler. Chance screamed as small scratches appeared on their face, though Noob jumped off of them once Guest went to pull the drakobloxxer off; Taph tried to catch them as well but her feathers scattered everywhere as Noob bit harshly at his hand. Two Time merely watched from the couch with a smile on their face, they knew what was going to happen and they enjoyed the show that was running.
What they hadn’t known what was going to happen was Noob using them as a shield as they dug themself between the space of the couch and where they sat. Two Time yelped before they looked at the survivors who looked at them with a look that said, get them. The cultist gulped loudly before they grabbed the pup and began to run away, the survivors yelled at them but they did not stop.
Or until Duesekkar caught them.
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Noob yowled bloody murder as they were pulled away from Two Time who was being restrained by Guest as they also cried. Though soon enough the survivors pulled the pup away fully, who latched themself to Duesekkar who softly ran his fingers through their fur; the mage provided some comfort but Noob knew what was going to happen next.
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The water began to run as Elliot poured in soap Spectre provided happily; Duesekkar continued to hold Noob in his arms, the pup frozen with terror as their fur was greatly puffed out. Their claws dug into the mage’s arms, who hissed a bit before he calmed back down, his fluffy ears flicked before he went back to running his hands through the pup’s fluff. Though soon the bath was ready as Elliot held out his arms to Duesekkar who carefully gave the pup to him; Elliot slightly heaved as he carried Noob, after all the kid was still the same size as before, maybe a but tinier but maybe it’s because they were a pup.
The pup tried to escape Elliot’s grasp once he slightly put them near the water, but the pizza man had a good amount strength, holding the kid in his arms easily. Elliot actually had an idea though. It was a great idea to him and he NEEDED to try it!
Carefully holding his arms out, he held Noob over the water, his hands holding their midsection as they began to shake in fear. Elliot suddenly began to grin happily as he put Noob closer to the water; the pup began to subconsciously paddle their legs as if they were swimming; Elliot laughed loudly as he watched Noob’s instinctive movements. Though he groaned as Duesekkar hit him pretty harshly with his staff, “Ow! Sorry, I’ll put them in…” He could hear the deer hybrid snort before he kneeled down next to Elliot who had set the pup into the water.
Noob tried to escape immediately but Elliot softly pushed them back into the water, the pup beginning to whimper as they circled the area. The pizza man felt his heart break as he looked at the pup’s crestfallen face, their claws pawing at the edge of the tub sadly; Duesekkar seemed to have the same sentiment as his ears lowered and he softly pet the drakobloxxer’s head. Noob whined before they pushed into the touch, it was very comforting as their tail softly thumped at the water, making it splash slightly.
Elliot took the chance to get the pup’s fur wet as he poured small handfuls of water onto their fur; Noob growled slightly but they seemed to know they were helpless as they merely shuffled closer to Duesekkar’s hand. Elliot felt a bit guilty for making the pup terrified but he knew he had to get them cleaned, after they could go back to doing whatever. Elliot then grabbed the remaining soap and drizzled a bit onto their fur and then poured some onto his hands before he began to rub the soap into the pup’s fur; Noob sniffed at the soap as they were scrubbed softly, they began to purr slightly after a while.
Elliot carefully scrubbed on their face, making sure to get behind their fluffy ears to which they let out a tiny chuff, Duesekkar and Elliot almost dying from the sight itself (I’d die too sniffles…love you drakoNoob) Noob seemed to get slightly used to the bath as they seemed to enjoy the scratches both Elliot and Duesekkar gave to them; soon enough Elliot had gotten all the soap onto their body…almost all of it.
Noob’s tail still stood dirty, it was very obviously messy but Elliot knew that drakobloxxer’s tails were greatly sensitive. Elliot had warned Duesekkar who seemed a bit conflicted too, the two didn’t know how to handle a tail without making one uncomfortable; well one person did know.
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Seven paced the room as he clawed at the door aggressively; Noob’s roars and small cries sounded which only made Seven’s instincts stronger as he roared, lunging at the door. His attacks did nothing though as his claws dug into the ground as he growled angrily; though just as he was about to give up a familiar cry sounded as he pounced at the door listening worried.
Noob’s cries sounded as they cried loudly, their wails and tiny roars of fear sounding through the room, Two Times cries also sounded which made Seven’s fears even worse. He roared loudly as he clawed at the door aggressively, his tail slammed against a nearby bookcase; making it crash to the ground as he paced and once in a while lunged at the door. His fur was bristled greatly, as snarled deeply; his pup was out there being hurt while he was helpless inside the room unable to help the packmates of his.
Suddenly the door cracked open, Chance stood in the doorway with a nervous grin, “Heyyy Sev…How you holding up?” Seven only roared before he lunged at the door, trying to break through it; Chance only saw it as a threat as they immediately shut the door, locking it back up. The drakobloxxer slumped to the ground as he lost his only chance to escape, a large whine came from him as he softly pawed at the door once more; his tail thumping on the ground as he got no response.
Seven merely sighed before he settled down where he last saw Noob, their scent stayed as he rubbed against it and purred softly. Soon enough he had fallen into a restless sleep.
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Seven woke up once he heard the door cracking open to which he growled before he saw who it was; Two Time stood in the doorway, holding the key that locked and unlocked the door. They had a soft smile as they approached Seven and began to pet his fur, to which he purred and chuffed slightly before they stopped and began to say something,“I see that two individuals need help on a certain issue that you can help with.” Seven tilted his head as he stared confused, the cultist answered his question though.
”Tails need help on how to wash them without hurting the other.” Seven’s ears perked as he immediately got up and began to travel to the bathroom only to see Elliot and Duesekkar softly wrestling with his pup who bit down onto Elliot’s arm. The three paused as Duesekkar and Elliot went pale, Noob looking up and barking an alarm of relief; their tail beginning to wag happily as they tried to escape the tub containing them.
Seven went up to the two before he carefully inspected his pup, no injuries or sign of a single scratch lay on their fur, minus blood from the other survivors, specifically Elliot who’s arm was bleeding actively. Elliot tapped on the drakobloxxer’s shoulder before he asked, “How do we wash their tail? We know it’s sensitive but it’s the most dirty part on them!” Seven nodded slowly before he poured water onto the pups tail who flinched before relaxing slightly; the drakobloxxer poured soap onto his claws as he began to softly squish the scrubbed soap onto Noob’s tail.
After, he let the tail sit in the soapy fur as he gently massaged the fur; his claws were gentle, practiced as he easily got the fur cleaned. Soon he began to slowly pour water down the tail; Noob shivered before they relaxed once more, letting out tiny purrs and chuffs as they let Seven care for them. Elliot and Duesekkar were entranced by the drakobloxxer’s careful and precise movements; they were greatly interested on how he was able to do it so effortlessly, so carefully that it didn’t even seem to make Noob uncomfortable at all. Though their staring was cut short as Seven got up once more after he got the last of the soap out of Noob’s fur.
The pup was now clean and was pretty content as they let themself be picked up by Duesekkar before being dried with a soft towel. The pup purred as they were rubbed with the towel, their wet fur now becoming damp and more soft; Duesekkar carefully wrapped their tail with another towel, letting it suck out the water. The pup was pretty dry at this point but still damp, yet Duesekkar nor Elliot could actually do anything as Seven grabbed the pup and carried them out.
The drakobloxxer took his pup to the main area, settling down onto the couches where Two Time was waiting, their tail flicked happily as they scratched at Noob’s head who enjoyed the scratches. Noob seemed pretty content though they began to feel Seven cleaning their fur up; the pup’s fur had puffed out as it had dried completely, Seven needed to pull it back as he carefully licked at the fur. His tongue made sure to get any extra fluff out of the way, the small spikes catching them easily; their fur began to pin properly to their body as Noob began to feel the exhaustion catching up.
The pup yawned before they settled down, Seven continuing to lick them but the sensation was comforting as Noob’s claws found their way to Two Times arm and began to knead them softly. Though even if their claws were pretty tiny, they still had the sharpness of knives as the cultist felt their skin being pricked by sharp needles that was Noob; they hissed slightly but began to get used to the feeling as they settled down once again, they’d clip their claws once they were asleep.
But for now they let the pup knead them more before they fell asleep with a very loud purr sounding through the cabins area, Seven merely purring as he curled around his packmates, the silence was comforting.
Also I found this little shit again. Every year he disappears then reappears. I despise him DIEE/HVJ /SILLY /NSRS

