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Out of Office: Temporarily a Ferret (ask Potter) by bookishren
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Dec 2025
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In which Harry Potter gets drunk at the work Christmas party and turns his secretary into a ferret. His secretary, who happens to be Draco Malfoy...
And so ensues a whirlwind of a day after, as he tries to juggle an angry ferret, a ten-year-old Scorpius Malfoy, and multiple Slytherins who may or may not be participating in illegal Crup racing contests.
