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1. Out of Office: Temporarily a Ferret (ask Potter) by bookishren

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   15 Dec 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Harry Potter
   • Ron Weasley
   • Neville Longbottom
   • Theodore Nott
   • Blaise Zabini
   • Hermione Granger
   • Scorpius Malfoy
   • Ferret Draco Malfoy
   • Head Auror Harry Potter
   • Secretary Draco Malfoy
   • Harry Potter looks after Scorpius Malfoy
   • Ron supports Harry and Draco's relationship
   • Christmas Party
   • Christmas Special
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE
   • Crups (Harry Potter)
   • POV Harry Potter
   • Adult Harry Potter
   • draco malfoy is a Good Dad

   Summary

   In which Harry Potter gets drunk at the work Christmas party and turns his secretary into a ferret. His secretary, who happens to be Draco Malfoy...

   And so ensues a whirlwind of a day after, as he tries to juggle an angry ferret, a ten-year-old Scorpius Malfoy, and multiple Slytherins who may or may not be participating in illegal Crup racing contests.

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