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  1. The Snake In Santa's Lap by , ,

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

    22 Dec 2025

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    Aziraphale is not like other angels; he prefers to spend his Christmases on Earth, celebrating the way the humans do, rather than standing around in the cold sterile hallways of Heaven and knocking elbows with his colleagues.

    This year, he’s taken it upon himself to jump head first into the festivities with a gig as a mall Santa. But one afternoon, his holiday cheer is interrupted when a snake shows up at his Workshop, scaring away all his customers.

    Things quickly take a turn toward temptation and seduction when Aziraphale realizes that Crowley has come seeking a Christmas gift that only Aziraphale can fulfill.

    📝Written by maidenimage & fallenwithoutgrace
    🎨with art by lonicera_caprifolium

    ❄️This silly, sexy fic is part of the Winter Omens Big Bang!

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