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Ilya gets added to the Hollander family groupchat

Chapter 2

Summary:

a group chat name is decided

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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The Cool Hollanders and Ilya (and Shane)

August 19 11:03 AM

Shane
We haven't changed the group name, huh?
Yuna
You can change it if you'd like, sweetheart
Shane
One day.
I just can't think of anything better.
Ilya
I have idea
Ilya renamed the conversation Hollander Family Deluxe
Ilya
in Boston, I would always go to mcdonalds
I would get quarter pounder with cheese DELUXE
with the lettuce and tomato
Shane
So you're saying you're lettuce and tomato?
Ilya
to your hollander family burger yes
Yuna
That's very sweet.
David
That's funny. I love it.
Our deluxe Hollander family seems about right.
Shane
Well, in Canada we typically use the term "fully dressed" for burgers with all the toppings.
Ilya renamed the conversation Fully Dressed Hollander Family
Shane
Oh my god.
David
Ooo. Yeah, maybe not.
Yuna
Oh goodness.
Shane
"Fully Dressed Hollander Family"
Yeah, let's go back to the deluxe.
Ilya renamed the conversation Hollander Family Deluxe
Yuna
Whew! Close one there
David
I shudder to think about the alternative...
Shane
Dad!
David
What? Ilya started it.

Notes:

very blown away by all the love for my silly little jokes, I'm so glad people are enjoying. thank you for all your comments they are so lovely!!

just like my "Boston WAGs fic" this'll mostly be random snippets, no real plot, just silly fun. enjoy! <3

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