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“I read the guide,” Jungkook muttered, insulted. “I even tried thinking about boobs and thighs and like, whatever. It just buzzed a little and then gave up.”
“Damn,” Jimin said, biting back another smile. “You couldn’t even get the AI hard.”
“Do you want me to die?”
Jimin tilted his head. “Nah. This is more fun.”
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Jimin and Jungkook, longtime roommates and “totally straight” close friends, have a yearly tradition of one-upping each other with chaotic stocking stuffer gag gifts. Last year, Jungkook won with a corn-shaped dildo engraved with “country girls make do”, leaving Jimin stunned and humbled.
But this year? Jimin’s not playing fair. He’s got a secret weapon: a top-tier AI-driven, brainwave-synced masturbator his company just finished developing. A prototype designed to read your dirtiest fantasies and milk you accordingly.
Naturally, he drops it into Jungkook’s stocking.
Because nothing says “Merry Christmas” like forcing your straight roommate into a sexual identity crisis.
Series
- Part 1 of Holiday Fics