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1. Straight Up by BluebeardsWife

   Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   18 Jan 2026

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   • Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian
   • Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian
   • Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji
   • Straight Boy Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian
   • Compulsory Heterosexuality
   • Pining
   • Pining While Fucking
   • Jealous Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Alternate Universe - College/University
   • Roommates to Lovers
   • Pining Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji
   • POV Alternating
   • Virgin Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian
   • Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian In Denial About Sexuality
   • Fluff and Humor
   • and some smut i guess
   • blind leading the blind except it's a virgin teaching another virgin how to fuck
   • Oblivious Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian
   • Practice Kissing
   • Idiots in Love
   • Nipple Play
   • Dry Humping
   • Face-Fucking
   • Coming Untouched
   • Masturbation
   • Getting Together
   • First Time
   • Porn with Feelings
   • First Time Blow Jobs
   • Rimming
   • Drinking
   • recreational drug use mention
   • Mutual Pining
   • Luo "Mian Mian" Qingyang & Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian Friendship
   • vaguely us american setting

   Summary

   "I've never even kissed anyone before, Lan Zhan," Wei Wuxian reveals his greatest shame. It's okay, though, because it's Lan Zhan. Lan Zhan would never judge him for it. "I don't know how! What if I go to kiss her, and I do it wrong, and I, like, bang our heads together and knock her out and have to take her to the ER? Or what if I go to kiss her and slobber all over her? Or what if I go to kiss her and miss her lips and stick my tongue in her eye? What if I—"

   "Wei Ying," Lan Zhan says calmly. Ah. This one means, you're running away with your thoughts, Wei Ying. Calm down and come back to the point. Lan Zhan is so good with words.

   "Right," Wei Wuxian says with a sigh. "So. You've been with women before, right, Lan Zhan?"

    

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   Oblivious "straight boy" Wei Ying gets sex lessons from his "totally not in love with him and definitely very experienced" college roommate, Lan Wangji.

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