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1. 12 Grapes Before New Year by Schmetterling_99

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   11 Jan 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Kingsley Shacklebolt
   • New Year's Eve
   • New Year's Resolutions
   • POV Draco Malfoy
   • Pining Draco Malfoy
   • Top Draco Malfoy
   • Auror Draco Malfoy
   • Ministry of Magic Employee Hermione Granger
   • POV Hermione Granger
   • Hermione Granger-centric
   • Morally Grey Hermione Granger
   • Morally Grey Draco Malfoy
   • Dry Humping
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • Porn with Feelings
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Endgame Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • 12 Grapes before new year
   • 12 grapes
   • 12 grapes and 12 wishes
   • Forced Proximity
   • Enemies to Lovers
   • Undercover Missions

   Summary

   Hermione Granger is twenty-six, the Deputy Head of the DMLE, and currently choking on a grape under her dining table. It’s New Year’s Eve, and she is resorting to a superstition to manifest the perfect partner. Her requirements are specific:

   1. Intelligent partner (Must be able to debate me without crying).
   2. Deadly handsome (I’m tired of 'nice eyes', I want devastation).
   3. Successful and rich (I am not paying for dinner for the 40th time).
   4. Good at sex (Multiple orgasms. Non-negotiable).
   5. Sense of humor (But not Ron’s clowning).
   6. Loyal (Never, ever cheat).
   7. Protective and Possessive (Just a little bit).
   8. Athletic body (Over 180cm. I want to feel small).
   9. Knows how to dress (No Weasley jumpers).
   10. NOT A NARCISSIST.
   11. Not selfish.
   12. Must love my cats.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

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   Chapters:

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