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12AM.......
ON AUGUST 18TH.......
Kyoka Jiro AKA Gyudon was highly annoyed with what the fuck "Yuga's Enchanter Side Hobby" be like everyone else damnit whenever Midoriya Sensei told everybody WHAT THE SHIT BE regarding Yuga Aoyama's entire crap as a Alchemist Kid.......
WITCHER ALCHEMY OR MONSTER HUNTER ALCHEMY.......
Midoriya Sensei gently told everybody to go to bed because they did have school later.......
Kyoka reluctantly went to bed.......
--------------------------------Hanta POV-------------------------
Hanta Sero, who just learned that he was A Akaname Daihanyo (A Akaname Daiyokai Person having all the same powers as "Heartseed, The Character" from Kokoro Connect and more actually in their Jundo Yoki Energy) that Hanta named his Quirk "Shodoyasha" or "The Impulse Hanyo" due to "Desire Unleash Ability", was nervous about trying to cook up "A Yasha Alchemy Vow" because he bonked up by making "Hashira Alchemy" too complicated for him to master damnit.......
So instead, Hanta made a mental list of all of the boof theme power sets in his shit, while sitting in bed.......
1. YOKAI WATCH
2. DEMON SLAYER
3. BLUE EXORCIST
4. INUYASHA
5. THAT TIME I GOT REINCARNATED AS A SLIME
6. SO I'M A SPIDER, SO WHAT
7. INFAMOUS SECOND SON (MAXED OUT GOOD KARMA PLAYTHROUGH)
8. MOB PSYCHO 100
Hanta gulped nervously but Somehow he was able to SPEAK THE YASHA ALCHEMY VOW that he didn't know how he did that.......
"ALWAYS SEE THE INNER BEAUTY WITHIN YOUR ENTIRETY OF YOUR CREATION, DO NOT FAVOR ONE SIDE OR THE OTHER FOR YOU ARE NOT A MONSTER OR A MOCKERY BUT YOU ARE A FULL PERSON, IF YOU LOVE YOURSELF WITHOUT HUBRIS OR VANITIES FOR YOUR ENTIRE SOUL THEN YOU TOO WILL ALWAYS HAVE A TRUE BALANCE OF THE FEARSOME MUNDANITY AND OF THE HORRID EXTRAORDINARY, FOR THAT IS EQUIVALENT EXCHANGE".......
*IMMEDIATE SPIRITUAL "YASHA ALCHEMY VOW SOLIDIFICATION AND INTEGRATION INTO THE QUIRKED ALCHEMY SYSTEM" IN THE GLOBAL CONSCIOUSNESS*...…..
*POWERFUL AND LEGENDARILY AWESOME TRUE DIVINE GRAND UNIVERSALIST INVOCATION ACCESS OF "SOUL LIFEDEBT HANYO BLESSING" AND "SOUL LIFEDEBT EXORCIST BLESSING" FOR EVERY SINGLE FUCKING BORN SAPIENT BEING AND RACE THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRETY OF CREATION*.......
*POWERFUL AND BEAUTIFUL TRUE DIVINE GRAND NERUOTYPICAL GOOFS POTENTIAL PHENOMENA AND TRUE DIVINE GRAND NERUOTYPICAL SOUL ALCHEMY TOOL PHENOMENA FOR ALL YOKILESS HUMANITY ACTIVATING*.......
Hanta Sero AKA Shodoyasha chuckled in amusement and happiness for good reason......
------------------------------------Thalia POV-------------------------
"I LOVE THIS SHIT SO MUCH JEHOVAH".......
NO SHIT DR. INKO MIDORIYA......
NOW WE HAVE "SOUL LIFEDEBT BLESSINGS" FOR THE ENTIRETY OF CREATION AND OF COURSE "GOOF POTENTIAL PHENOMENA AND THE SOUL ALCHEMY TOOL PHENOMENA" FOR NERUOTYPICAL PEOPLE IN YOKILESS CULTURE.......
ALSO "YASHA ALCHEMY VOW" BE SO DANG BEAUTIFUL BECAUSE IT'S LITERALLY "SELF-LOVE AND SELF-CARE".......
"ALWAYS SEE THE INNER BEAUTY WITHIN YOUR ENTIRETY OF YOUR CREATION, DO NOT FAVOR ONE SIDE OR THE OTHER FOR YOU ARE NOT A MONSTER OR A MOCKERY BUT YOU ARE A FULL PERSON, IF YOU LOVE YOURSELF WITHOUT HUBRIS OR VANITIES FOR YOUR ENTIRE SOUL THEN YOU TOO WILL ALWAYS HAVE A TRUE BALANCE OF THE FEARSOME MUNDANITY AND OF THE HORRID EXTRAORDINARY, FOR THAT IS EQUIVALENT EXCHANGE".......
NOBODY KNOWS WHO MADE THIS HAPPEN BUT EVERYONE DID KNOW THAT "THIS" COULD ONLY COME OUT OF A AWARE HANYO KID THAT DIDN'T KNOW HIS SHIT WHENEVER HE MADE "THE HASHIRA ALCHEMY VOW" BUT BY THE TIME HE CAME UP WITH "THE YASHA ALCHEMY VOW" JUST NOW IT WAS A VERY MATURE AND BEAUTIFUL SELF-AFFIRMATION OF HIS OWN HANYO SHIT........
"THE FEARSOME MUNDANITY AND OF THE HORRID EXTRAORDINARY".......
IF THAT DOESN'T ENCAPSULATE "HANYO TEEN BOY SPIRIT" THALIA GRACE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT COULD........
Suddenly a mental list of "AKANAME DAIHANYO KID POWERS, IN JUNDO YOKI ENERGY" along with a distorted teen boy's dweeb commentary of his own powers said in real time in The Group Chat......
"HEHE, MY POWERS......
1. Switching people's minds (Hehehe, nice)
2. Possessing others (self-explanatory and badass, I will be abusing the fuck out of this in particular)
3. Manipulation of (or at least predicting) Survival Rates
4. Forcing people to give into their impulses (Human Soul and Quirk Instinctive Stuff apply so yeah, you're not safe even in your human soul here)
5. Allowing Telepathic Communication amongst individuals (pretty neat trick actually)
6. Allowing an individual to change the way others physically perceive them (Yee to this, be fucking awesome)
7. Allowing individuals to see the desires of others (that's kinda cool and insightful)
8. Returning an individual to any point of their life in the past (De-Aging or Re-Aging them to current self)
9. Ability to show memories from the past telepathically (Neat trick, for random backstory lore)
10. Summon, Command, Control, Communicate, and Possess Quirkless Disease Vector Animal Species (Rats, Roaches, Lice, Fleas, Mice, Ticks, Mosquitos, and Etc.)
11. Inflict or Cure Born Sapient Beings like Humanity or other races like Elves or Dwarves with illness or to purge out said illness (Bro, that's literally what the fuck "Jundo" means in Japanese, or the word Purity)
12. Forcibly compelling individuals to either practice basic hygiene (thank fuck) or make individuals consume or drink garbage or worse animal or human biological waste (if I wanted to be really mean yeah)
13. Enhancing or Dampening Sexual Libido (self-explanatory but for you idiots that don't know, that means I can make you extremely horny or turn off your entire body's sexy bits if I wanted to)
14. Temporarily or Permanently Alter Biological Genders of Born Sapient Beings like Humanity (Unorthodox display of Hubris but carry on I guess)
15. Randomized Quirk Mutation or Manifestation (Yee to whatever the fuck this is)
16. Quirk Madness Invoking or Human Mania Invoking (See #4, but far more powerful and is a very legitimate insanity version of said shit but I do have some conditions on said ability that I'm not gonna to mention here)
17. Randomized Quirk Awakening Invoking (See #15, but a more powerful version and had certain limitations that I'm not gonna make mention of)
18. Temporary Reality Bending or Temporary Physics Breaking (yeah I can make your life into a horror movie if I can imagine that shit)
19. Sleep Inducing or Sleep Dampening (Far Greater than most mortal human quirks that have similar powers but I can also make nightmares or dreams with said shit as well)
20. Heart Thorn Creation or Removal (No Explanation Here)
YEE TO BEING A NUISANCE"........
This terrifying and goofy Akaname Daihanyo Teen Boy Doofus got his own brain disconnected from The Group Chat because Adonai PROVED THE POINT.......
THE FACT THAT "#14" OR "GENDER SWAP BULLSHIT" WAS CONSIDERED BY THIS DWEEB AS "UNORTHODOX DISPLAY OF HUBRIS BUT CARRY ON I GUESS" IS GOOFY AND ALSO A EXTREME MEME.......
BECAUSE THAT MODERN DAY MEME PUNCHLINE JUST BE "WEIRD FLEX BUT OH WELL".......
ALSO WE DON'T NEED "FREAKY FRIDAY SHENANIGANS" LIKE "MIND SWAPPING SHIT"........
Thalia Grace went to sleep before she got entanglement in Group Chat drama......