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1. Shane Hollander Doesn't Understand Hazing by TheMalapert

   Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   25 Jan 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
   • Shane Hollander
   • Ilya Rozanov
   • Hayden Pike
   • Texting
   • Texting Fic
   • Feminization
   • Crack
   • Sexting
   • Autistic Shane Hollander
   • Ilya Rozanov is a Menace
   • Hazing
   • bros being bros
   • (derogatory)
   • but also bros being bros
   • (complimentary)
   • Locker Room Talk
   • Derogatory Language
   • WAG chat
   • WAG Ilya Rozanov
   • pls use work skin pls pls
   • i work so hard

   Summary

   Today 3:57 PM

   Jane: Hey so. I need you to sext me like a girl

   Today 10:18 PM

   Lily: what

   …

   Or, Shane Hollander becomes Captain of the Metros, and Ilya doesn’t take kindly to what happens after that.

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   English

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