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1. Standards Only You Can Meet by Dannithebarista

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   09 Jan 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
   • Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Harry Potter
   • Pansy Parkinson
   • Hermione Granger
   • Ron Weasley
   • Fred Weasley
   • George Weasley
   • Molly Weasley
   • Smut
   • Fluff
   • Fluff and Hurt/Comfort
   • Christmas
   • Auror Partners
   • AU where the twins are both alive
   • Auror Harry Potter
   • Top Harry
   • Auror Draco Malfoy
   • Bottom Draco Malfoy
   • Pining Draco Malfoy
   • Pining Harry Potter
   • Mutual Pining
   • Sexual Overstimulation
   • Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE
   • Harry worships Draco's body
   • Sectumsempra Scars (Harry Potter)
   • Harry Potter Has a Crush on Draco Malfoy
   • Draco Malfoy Has a Crush on Harry Potter
   • many sex scenes
   • Gay Sex
   • Draco Malfoy is a Brat
   • harry potter likes brats
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • Draco gets a weasley sweater
   • Minor Angst

   Summary

   Draco has very high standards for the man who will be by his side for life. Maybe a fake relationship will change that.

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   English

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