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1. He better lock it down (cause good ones never wait) by Ren_Saxon

   Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)  

   • Mature
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   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   11 Jan 2026

   Tags

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   • Dan Howell/Phil Lester
   • Phil Lester
   • Dan Howell
   • Romance
   • Humor
   • romcom
   • Master Ragebaiter Phil Lester
   • Dan "Let's himself be baited" Howell
   • Princess Phil Lester
   • Phil "I love lying" Lester
   • He really gets all his tricks out for this one
   • Marriage
   • Pharriage?

   Summary

   “Well, what did your hot model ex want? Did he call me crazy again?”

   “Actually, sort of?” Phil fought with himself and lost, a little giggle escaping him at the sight of Dan’s expression. “He asked if you had proposed to me already. Said, if it was him, he’d have locked me down already.”

   Dan stared at him with uncharacteristic silence.

   “I know what you’re doing, Lester.”

   Phil tries to ragebait Dan into proposing.

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