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1. The Best Thing and the Worst Thing in My Life by mmeporcupine

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

   • Explicit
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   14 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Michael (Good Omens)
   • Uriel (Good Omens)
   • Sandalphon (Good Omens)
   • Metatron (Good Omens)
   • Dagon (Good Omens)
   • Eric | Disposable Demon (Good Omens)
   • Josh the Son of God (OC)
   • Judith Iscariot (OC)
   • Aziraphale Has a Penis (Good Omens)
   • Crowley Has a Penis (Good Omens)
   • Post-Good Omens (TV) Season 2
   • Anal Sex
   • Mutual Masturbation
   • Ambiguous/Open Ending
   • Hopeful Ending
   • Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • BAMF Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Bottom Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Top Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Top Crowley/Bottom Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • they probably switch though
   • Canon Compliant
   • Crowley is a Mess (Good Omens)
   • Crowley's Flat (Good Omens)
   • Crowley's True Form (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale's True Form (Good Omens)
   • Discorporation (Good Omens)
   • He/Him Pronouns For Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • He/Him Pronouns For Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Ineffable Idiots (Good Omens)
   • Pining
   • Mutual Pining
   • Pining While Fucking
   • POV Alternating
   • Protective Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Snake Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Smut
   • Supreme Archangel Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Tempter Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Wings
   • Minor Character Death
   • OC death
   • Intense Blasphemy
   • the author's opinions on theology
   • the author is not a theologian
   • Kidnapping
   • Cuddling & Snuggling
   • Hostage Situations
   • Gun Violence
   • Sword Violence
   • major character loses a fight
   • major character wins a fight
   • Violence
   • Song Lyrics
   • songfics
   • Fic With A Soundtrack
   • spiritual spooning
   • Alcohol
   • Wait and see!

   Summary

   Crowley is at loose ends after Aziraphale's promotion to Supreme Archangel. He won't be for long.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

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