“If you help my band compete in Battle of the Bands, I swear I will completely stop pranking you until the competition. Until graduation, if you get us to win.”
(See the end of the work for notes.)
Teenage Dirtbag, Baby (Like You)
I put this all in one piece so you can press play and go about your business, here are the chapter markers: Pro-0:0 / 1-2:40 / 2-12:02 / 3-23:31 / 4-43:54 / 5-59:54 / 6-1:13:12 / 7-1:26:22 / 8-1:36:48 / 9-1:47:31 / 10-2:00:50 / 11-2:13:20 / 12-2:24:20 / 13-2:34:46
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The singing in this was not planned. I tried to just read it like poetry and thought, huh, it's passable but sounds kinda lame. Then thought, 'why not try to sing it, just to hear how well it translates with my narration settings?' And it sounded better to me. Sent it over to ppf and she too agreed. So. I made my own grave and laid in it. Hopefully the singing is enjoyable.
#anythingforthisfandomapparently
(Did I plot to release this on your birthday the second you told me? Yup. The timing is devious.)