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1. How To Top Your Noodles by cryptive, MountainRose

   Fandoms: 重启之极海听雷 | Reunion: The Sound of the Providence (TV 2020), 盗墓笔记 - 南派三叔 | The Grave Robbers' Chronicles - Xu Lei  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Multi
   • Work in Progress

   13 Feb 2026

   Tags

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   • Liu Sang/Zhang Qiling
   • Wang Pangzi/Wu Xie/Zhang Qiling
   • Wu Xie (DMBJ Series)
   • Wang Pangzi
   • Zhang Qiling
   • Liu Sang (DMBJ Series)
   • Hei Xia Zi (DMBJ Series)
   • Xie Yuchen
   • Miscommunication
   • Undernegotiated Kink
   • frantic negotiations to catch back up again
   • Sex Toys
   • Ace Liu Sang
   • makes exceptions for
   • tentacle monster Xiaoge
   • Tentacle Sex
   • Teratophillia
   • Oviposition
   • toy ovipositor
   • real ovipositor
   • desperate attempts to achieve:
   • safer sex practices
   • Wu Xie’s degradation kink
   • food porn (non sexual)
   • they love to eat
   • and we love to write it
   • Telepathy
   • Mating Rituals
   • ritual sex kink
   • Asexual Liu Sang (DMBJ Series)
   • Sex Positive Asexuality
   • liu sang's side hustle as a sex toy designer
   • egg insertion
   • Egg Laying
   • real eggs
   • and toy ones
   • Urethral Play
   • Breathplay
   • feral sex
   • Pheromone use
   • slick intoxication
   • pheromone telepathy
   • canon typical bathroom mentions
   • Enemas
   • Medical Officer Xiazi
   • He's helping!
   • Fisting
   • visible tummy bulge
   • Eggpreg (Xiaoge as part of his biological process)
   • Eggpreg (Liu Sang as part of his kink)
   • Xie Yuchen guest appearance (later chapters)
   • Top Xie Yuchen/bottom Xiazi
   • Aro liu sang
   • Consensual Somnophilia

   Summary

   Liu Sang gets roped into the polycule; tentacle Xiaoge is deeply pleased by this turn of events.

   Series

   • Part 2 of Tenta-ge

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   115,096

   Chapters:

   12/47

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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