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[main chat]
large assh: YALL WOULD NOT BELIEVE
large assh: WHAT SOME ANON JUST SENT MY SIDEBLOG
large assh: Fuck you. Stop excluding people just because you cant accept a loving relationship when it conflicts with your own precious kylarry (abusive.) I hope you realize just how horrible you are being. Creating a chat to complain about shippers you should be ashamed. You need to calm down
We Are All: as if kylarry could ever be abusive
bottom txt: that’s, frankly, hilarious
large assh: rigHT??? RIGHT????
bottom txt: also stop bothering me i’m studying
large assh: “studying” lol
large assh: sounds fake but ok
bottom txt: hey fuk u
bottom txt: look at all these notes im reviewing
bottom txt: deathnotes.png
We Are All: haha “death notes” i get it that’s funny
bottom txt: these notes make me want to diE
We Are All: oh
large assh: fine i wont bother your studying anymore u studying hoe……… you saucy minx…… damn u feisty
bottom txt: ????????????
bottom txt: WHAT IS GOIGN ON
We Are All: 91900292.png
large assh: is that a dic pic
We Are All: o my god no
large assh: send dic pic??
bottom txt: dickthis.png
We Are All: thank you, pidge
large assh: aww love u too babe
bottom txt: <3
aua (uwu): i just got out of class i hope ur not doing anything lance bc i want to talk about this
large assh: talk bout what
aua (uwu): Fuck you. Stop excluding people just because you cant accept a loving relationship when it conflicts with your own precious kylarry (abusive.) I hope you realize just how horrible you are being. Creating a chat to complain about shippers you should be ashamed. You need to calm down
large assh: i want that tattooed on my ass honestly
aua (uwu): honestly? ill pay if you do it
large assh: have i ever mentioned how much i love u???
aua (uwu): not enough times………. so will u do it?
large assh: tempting, but no
aua (uwu): Fuck you. Stop excluding people just because you cant accept a tattoo when it conflicts with your own precious ass (abusive.) I hope you realize just how horrible you are being. Creating a chat to complain about looks you should be ashamed. You need to calm down
large assh: KADJASDAJKSDHAKSJDHASKJDHAKJ
large assh: ALLURA PLEAS
ko: damn i must’ve missed a lot
ko: you should be ashamed. You need to calm down
large assh: yYOU DONT EVEN KNOW THE CONTEXT EKITH!!! STOP TURNING THIS INTO A MEME
aua (uwu): its the new copypasta
ro: what’s the new copypasta
ro: it’s not one of those overly sexual ones with a lot of emojis and innuendos, i hope?
large assh: sadly its not
ko: thankfully it’s not,
ko: but seriously ro scroll up and read the original it’s pretty funny… they called kylarry “abusive” i love this hellsite
ro: …….
ro: kylarry abusive? where?? in what universe???
ro: holy crap it’s not even abusive it’s (abusive.)
large assh: ffuck i posted a screenshot of the ask (bc i wanted to keep the actual thing in my inbox to treasure forever) and everyone’s just making memes out of it!!! its the next copypasta im screaming!!!
ro: Fuck you. Stop excluding memes just because you cant accept a meme when it conflicts with your own precious meme (abusive.) I hope you realize just how horrible you are being. Creating a chat to complain about memes you should be ashamed. You need to calm down
large assh: WHY ARE YOU AIMING THEM AT ME?????? ITS MY MEME???? THIS IS MEME BETRAYAL
ko: Fuck you. Stop excluding our use of memes just because you cant accept these sick burns when it conflicts with your own precious feelings (abusive.) I hope you realize just how horrible you are being. Creating a chat to complain about original copypastas you should be ashamed. You need to calm down
large assh: iMF UCIGN DELETING MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!! BYE
[ro&ko chat]
ko: imagine if lance actually deleted his tumblr
ko: that’d be such a shame……… all those selfies, gone,
ko: there’s nothing quite like a lance mcclain selfie
ko: i don’t think i’d ever recover from the loss
ro: sometimes i think i liked it better when i didn’t know abt your crush on lance
ro: and i didn’t get all these Pining Texts of yours
ro: i don’t want you to take that the wrong way!! i’m just saying that bc it’s so frustrating,, getting all your texts about lance and dating and dating lance when you won’t even take my advice!
ko: 1) ur spending too much time around allura. stop doing that random capitalizing thing it’s allura’s thing
ko: and 2) your advice was garbage!! you told me to “tell him how i feel”!!!! like what kinda fuckshit
ro: you’re not allowed to call my advice fuckshit i’m the older brother thus my advice is automatically Brilliant
ko: why don’t you take your own advice and just ask allura out then
ro: blocked
ko: rO you can’t block me every time i bring up allura!!
ko: i can’t believe people think you’re the mature one, honestly
ko: o fuck remember that time in high school when i just texted a few winky faces to that guy and he caught my vibe and asked me out
ko: i mean, he first asked my study buddy if he should ask me out, leaving her mostly confused but happy for us
ko: but i did end up getting asked out
ko: should i try that with lance
ko: like that kim kardashian meme where she says she’s dropping hints but isn’t dropping hints
ko: except i’m actually dropping hints
ko: ok i get it you’ve blocked me haha can you respond now i need to know if it’s a bad idea
ko: if u don’t respond i’m gonna do it,
ko: guess i’m doing it
[main chat]
ko: tbh i’m surprised lance went a whole 3 hours without posting on tumblr after that last text
aua (uwu): damn really??
ko: yeah.. i figured i’d keep the group chat updated bc half of us are currently at work
ko: also where’s ro he’s not answering my texts
aua (uwu): keef you literally answered ur own question a text ago
aua (uwu): “currently at work” ring any bells??
ko: hey hey no need to text in that tone of voice
aua (uwu): u better Watch urself…… or else u gonna catch these hands
ko: are u sure you don’t want shiro to “catch your hands” instead
ko: ;)
large assh: haha good one keith
ko: remember when lance deleted himself and died?? i think his ghost has come back to haunt us… it’s almost like i can feel his presence…………..
large assh: you know what i take that back
large assh: fukc you
ko: ;)))
large assh: wait
large assh: whats that supposed to mean
ko: ;)))))))))))
large assh: no doNT JUST SEND MORE
large assh: TELL ME WHAT THEY MEAN
ko: ;)))))))))))))))))))
large assh: KEITH COME ON!!! WHY ARE YOU SENDING ME WINKY FACES
ko: :*
large assh: ADASKJDALSKJDLASK
large assh: WAS THAT THE KISSY FACE
large assh: KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEITH
aua (uwu): Honestly You Two Are So Unbelieveable
[ro&ko chat]
ko: dammit it’s not working
[main chat]
ko: what’s that supposed to mean
ko: i’m supposed to go pick up shiro now but as soon as i get home i demand answers
large assh: i disappeared onto tumblr bc keith was being a stubborn butt
large assh: but now im back and i, too, want to know what Exactly you mean by that, allura
large assh: also new copypasta going around town
large assh: im loving the asks im getting on my sideblog lmao
aua (uwu): well whats the copypasta
large assh: You have no right whatsoever to dictate to people what they can and can not write. If people want to write ship content for larry week then they can. You have absolutely no right to tell them they can’t. Don’t like it? Don’t reblog it. It’s as simple as that. No need to ruin everybody’s fun just because you have a problem with it
aua (uwu): ni ce