Horny on Main: Arknights Edition
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She is your faithful bodyguard. She is your weapon ready to be thrown into a fray. She is with you every moment she can spare, ready to give her everything. You want her, your Senomy, to know just how much that means to you.
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- Part 1 of Horny on Main: Arknights Edition
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Vouivre women are strong, and they are certainly persuasive. After helping your fiery assistant with early morning farming work, she finally convinces you to give a nap in a pile of hay a shot... and Bagpipe wants to make certain that it is an experience to remember.
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- Part 2 of Horny on Main: Arknights Edition
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An operation almost goes sideways, all because your partner decides to go against your orders. Now, to make sure that the consequences are clear, you reprimand her like any good commander should- except Blaze seems to have another idea in store.
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- Part 3 of Horny on Main: Arknights Edition
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She is seen as cold, expressionless, a being of logic and procedure... but she is far from what others call emotionless. While Ptilopsis is many of those things... as your assistant, as your lover, you know what lies trapped just beneath her surface, and it is only for you to see.
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- Part 4 of Horny on Main: Arknights Edition
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Ever since W "returned" to Rhode Island you have been attempting to reconnect with the Sarkaz mercenary, trying to remember what history you had together that she constantly hints and plays at. Though you are more than willing to forgive and forget her actions, well... W seems far less-so for you. In fact, she seems all the more happy to distance herself from you despite your best efforts. It isn't until you unknowingly tread on those memories that she closes the gap between you two in a moment of heated, maddening passion. Just... not the kind of passion you were hoping for.
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- Part 5 of Horny on Main: Arknights Edition
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Manticore has come a long way in overcoming her shyness while serving as your assistant. People take notice of her, some even talk to her, but you... you are special to her. You are the one person she doesn't shy away from... at least not constantly. So she wants to thank you for not giving up on her, and she does it in a way you never saw coming.
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- Part 6 of Horny on Main: Arknights Edition
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To the ends of Terra alongside you. by Deuceposter
Fandoms: 明日方舟 | Arknights (Video Game)
20 Dec 2020
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"Rhine Labs and Rhode Island Pharmaceuticals' most ambitious venture. World renowned explorer Magallan contracted, funded, and supplied by private parties within Rhode Island Pharmaceuticals to explore the great white expanse of the Polar North! What lies beyond? Relics of the past? A cure to Oripathy? Nations await with bated breath!"
That's what the headlines read. To you though, the wait has been merciless. A whole year since Magallan had left alone on the jump-jet northbound, leaving you to wonder every day when you will be able to finally see her again. So when the call finally comes for emergency supplies from Magallan, you are the first one on the logistics jump-jet north.
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- Part 7 of Horny on Main: Arknights Edition
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A night out on Lungmen's streets with Hoshiguma of course means a night spent trying to outdrink the green-haired oni. Somehow, after everyone else has tapped out, you find yourself in a hotel room drunk, soaked from head to toe, and alone with Hoshiguma. Well, you know you're safe in Hoshiguma's hands; there's no way your bodyguard would lay a finger on you in such an inebriated, compromising state.
You on the other hand...Series
- Part 8 of Horny on Main: Arknights Edition
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On that fateful day, she bore witness to your conviction and in that fateful clash she helped birth Rhodes Island’s will to fight and set the course for the future of all Infected. It broke her, shattered everything that she believed, froze her entire world in that single moment.
FrostNova died that day, but Yelena… Yelena lived on.
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- Part 9 of Horny on Main: Arknights Edition
- Part 1 of The Yelena Good Ending
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You stumble into a particularly heated exchange between former friends -one that had been sparked in your attempt to help patch their fractured relationship- and find yourself dragged away to your office by one of the belligerents. Saria has always been a stalwart woman, one that maintains her dignity and pride as much as her aloofness, but it is the first time you have seen her properly flustered. Perhaps this a chance for her to air her regrets, and a chance for you to grow closer to the Vouivre woman that you've grown to depend on.
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- Part 10 of Horny on Main: Arknights Edition
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There is nothing but excitement as the chopper prepares its final descent to Siesta, everyone talking about what to do and where to go this time for vacation. It's an infectious energy, so it's no surprise that everyone scatters to the winds the moment that door slides open, all plans going out the window. Luckily for you, Platinum's ideal vacation involved only one person, and you are standing right in front of her.
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- Part 11 of Horny on Main: Arknights Edition
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Olivia Silence is a busy woman. Genius researcher, medical operator, surrogate mother... and she still finds time to offer her services to you as an office assistant? Though this afternoon she comes to you with intent to praise you and your patience with Ifrit, you find a way to reward her diligence instead.
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- Part 12 of Horny on Main: Arknights Edition
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"Too brilliant for her own good."
"...haughty..."
"-thinks she's sooo much better than us."
"A literally burning pain in my ass."
Complaints come in about Skyfire on an almost daily basis, and almost all of them revolve around that particular thorny issue of her attitude. It's something that you are personally invested in, considering how often she comes around your office. If only there were a way to knock her down a peg, but you just know any attempt would be met with Skyfire's signature brand of righteous ire. Well, so you think, at least.Series
- Part 13 of Horny on Main: Arknights Edition
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Like every time could be our last. by Deuceposter
Fandoms: 明日方舟 | Arknights (Video Game)
14 Mar 2021
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Provence is a Catastrophe Messenger. It is a job, a title that comes with so many implications that it is a wonder that a woman like Provence can stay so upbeat... but those around her struggle to keep that calm face and positive attitude, you most of all. You've spent countless hours arguing whether or not she should go, but every time the answer is always the same. To the casual observer, it seems like you are looking out for her health, that you are simply doing your duty as the Doctor to protect and treat her.
But there's a secret to Provence that none of the operators at Rhodes Island knows; a ritual that she partakes in the night before every mission.
And that is what makes letting her go that much more painful.
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- Part 14 of Horny on Main: Arknights Edition
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You and Gavial are set to deploy on a mission together, something about Acahualla 'calling' her once more. You go expecting some sort of conflict, maybe something about how the current Great Chief just so happened to be at Rhodes Island instead of leading her people, but upon your arrival it seems like everything is running smoothly.
In fact, it sort of felt like a vacation from the start; one that Gavial had planned to take alone with you, and now that she has you where she wants you, there's no turning back.
Not that you'd want to escape such a thin-tailed beauty anyways, right?
[Tags are broken down chapter-by-chapter. Be sure to check the chapter head for the warnings!]
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- Part 15 of Horny on Main: Arknights Edition
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Brilliant, driven, and diligent- that is how you see Rhodes Island's newest instructor.
Single, unwanted, and old is how she sees herself.
Every time she confides in you, those insecurities bubble up from the bottle of wine she finds herself deep in.
"I've just been feeling a little empty..." was what she had told you last time in a moment of truth before she leapt away from the intimacy like a startled mare, but you can see the doubt creeping into her work and her words.
Maybe filling her up might restore that little bit of pride that the Whislash Knight once had?Series
- Part 16 of Horny on Main: Arknights Edition
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Robin's current wages just aren't enough yet, so she's forced to pick up a job on the side. Unsavory work, but the pay is extraordinary, even for someone as inexperienced with it as she is.
Yeah, she just needs an extra buck or two-
But when she gets sent to your hotel room, you're certainly going to make her work for it.
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- Part 17 of Horny on Main: Arknights Edition
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Nian is perpetually bored, such is the curse of the freeloader lifestyle. Yet she finds amusement in popping by your office to tease or bemoan her inactivity, often times just lazing about on your couch and trying her damndest to distract you. Today, though, she manages to drag you out of your office and onto the streets of Lungmen for a little shopping. Just some quality time with you and Nian, just two friends chilling and browsing; except her need to slake her boredom quickly turns a mischievous bit of hooky into a scandelous bit of nookie when you least expect it.
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- Part 18 of Horny on Main: Arknights Edition
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Kroos used to be just another Cautus from Rim Bilton when she came to Rhodes Island. One who hid behind her more boisterous compatriots, who downplayed her abilities. Always the bare minimum, always questioning why you'd choose to send her out.
But ever since then, she has matured from that sleepy, lazy reservist into a fine operator; and an even finer woman. The catalyst though... that is something that is a secret between only you and her. Oh sure, she'll tell the other operators it was because she wanted to be useful, that she was tired of being left behind on missions, that she loves to make others smile...
But it's because that explanation was just a fragment of the truth.
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- Part 19 of Horny on Main: Arknights Edition
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Zofia calls it the "Nearl Curse"; a burning heat, a near insatiable desire that comes from the strength of their bloodline. Sure, those who look on Zofia's proclivities might say that she's using it as an excuse for her less than honorable actions, but the curse only has one cure. At least now, here on Rhodes Island, she found someone who was both willing and more than able to help her with it with no strings attached and no fear of politics getting in the way.
The problem starts when Margaret stumbles upon the two... "treating" Zofia and falls under the humid sway of it as well. Oh, and the one that can cure their need just so happens to be the man that that their little sister had planned to profess her love for that very night.
Left at an impasse on just who exactly should have him, what are three thoroughbred Competition Knights to do?[Tags are broken down chapter-by-chapter. Be sure to check the chapter head for the warnings!]
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- Part 20 of Horny on Main: Arknights Edition