somehow, someway, deadpool accidentally gets peter off (oneshots)
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i don't know what that remote is for by jilliancares
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
16 Mar 2020
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Peter finally has a day to himself, and he decides to relax, maybe take out a couple of toys. But then Deadpool comes by and finds this remote on the counter and oh God the vibrator's still inside of him.
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rule of thirds by jilliancares
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
06 Jan 2022
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Peter is a genius. He bought a fuck-machine and curated a new web formula to produce webs that even he can't break. By combining both, he can mimic the feeling of getting pinned down and fucked hard over the counter. It definitely seems like a good idea — at least until he realizes that the webs aren't dissolving.
Peter is an idiot.
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stop (don't stop) by jilliancares
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
18 Jan 2022
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Unfortunate circumstances lead to Peter and Deadpool getting tied up in webs together. Deadpool can cut them out, but not without his arm grinding against Peter with every movement.
Peter's determined not to cum.
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you love it by jilliancares
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
06 Jul 2022
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Wade rescues Peter from a mad scientist, but he finds a strange device in the process. Inexplicably, it makes Peter orgasm.
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between a rock and a hard place by jilliancares
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
08 Mar 2023
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Peter and Wade get stuck in an unbelievably small closet. Then something else gets stuck elsewhere, also unbelievably.
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- Part 5 of somehow, someway, deadpool accidentally gets peter off (oneshots)
- Part 5 of trans!peter fics
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tighter than a knot by jilliancares
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
08 Feb 2025
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If he’s being honest, the second he decided he wasn’t going to go to the ER, he knew he’d be calling Wade. He’s done disgusting favors for Wade before, like collecting his scattered body parts and putting them back together. He’s reached his fingers into various cavities in Wade’s body to remove shrapnel and bullets and glass and all manner of things so that Wade wouldn’t have to heal around it.
And, really, digging through your friend’s blood and guts is more disgusting than digging through their ass, right? If anything, Wade owes him this.
Or: Peter gets a vibrator stuck in his ass. He calls Wade to help him get it out.
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- Part 6 of somehow, someway, deadpool accidentally gets peter off (oneshots)
- Part 6 of trans!peter fics