Old-as-balls Fics I Wrote For Myself (I’m Finally Dusting Them Off For You😘)

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• Danny Phantom Fairy Godparent by anielsen33326

  Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Fairly OddParents  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M, Gen
  • Complete Work

  15 Apr 2022

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Danny Fenton/Sam Manson
  • Danny Fenton & Original Female Character(s)
  • Original Female Character/Original Male Character
  • Danny Fenton
  • Sam Manson
  • Cosmo Cosma
  • Wanda Fairywinkle Cosma
  • Mrs. Turner (Fairly OddParents)
  • Mr. Turner (Fairly OddParents)
  • Tucker Foley
  • Maddie Fenton
  • Jazz Fenton
  • Jack Fenton
  • Denzel Crocker
  • Original Female Character(s)
  • Original Male Character(s)
  • Lunch Lady (Danny Phantom)
  • Jorgen Von Strangle
  • Abandoned Work - Unfinished and Discontinued
  • Secret Identity
  • from literally everyone
  • Fairy Godparent Danny Phantom
  • i wrote this in 2018 in Google Docs
  • i was a HELL of a lot wordier back then
  • in comparison to now
  • Flashbacks
  • Training Camp
  • i originally wrote this in fancy fonts
  • on google docs
  • there's too many words to overwork my brain fixing the typos
  • and lack of italics
  • and lack of bold letters
  • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
  • wait....
  • THIS MEANS I FORGOT I WATCHED AND FINISHED DP ALL THE WAY BACK IN 2018!!
  • Military Training
  • Jack and Maddie Fenton Know Danny Fenton is Danny Phantom
  • Don't worry
  • they're cool about it
  • Original Magic Items Created By Moi
  • Breaking the Fourth Wall
  • Post-Episode: s03e12-13 Phantom Planet
  • Identity Reveal

  Summary

  Danny is a Fairy Godparent, complete with OCs of silly names to fit the cartoon brand, and flashbacks

  Series

  • Part 1 of Old-as-balls Fics I Wrote For Myself (I’m Finally Dusting Them Off For You😘)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  7,941

  Chapters:

  4/4

  Comments:

  1

  Kudos:

  8

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  429

• The Moon From Within The Hollow by anielsen33326

  Fandoms: Bleach  

  • Not Rated
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/M, Gen
  • Complete Work

  07 May 2022

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • background Abarai Renji/Kuchiki Rukia
  • Inoue Orihime/Kurosaki Ichigo
  • Kurosaki Kazui/Hollow Ichigo | Zangetsu
  • Abarai Ichika & Kurosaki Kazui
  • Kurosaki Ichigo & Hollow Ichigo | Zangetsu & Abarai Ichika
  • Ulquiorra Cifer/Hollow Ichigo | Zangetsu
  • Original Female Character & Hollow Ichigo | Zangetsu
  • Kurosaki Karin & Hollow Ichigo | Zangetsu
  • Hollow Ichigo | Zangetsu
  • Kurosaki Kazui
  • Kurosaki Ichigo
  • Ulquiorra Cifer
  • Abarai Ichika
  • mentioned Barragan
  • mentioned Old Man Zangetsu | Quincy Zangetsu
  • Inoue Orihime
  • Original Female Character(s)
  • Original Male Character(s)
  • Kurosaki Karin
  • the subtitles were in Haettenschweiler
  • and the text was in Jokerman
  • this is in my Fancy Script era
  • last updated april 22nd of 2017
  • and VC says that was 8th grade
  • and not 9th grade like i thought
  • a lot of the story was cut out cuz i apparently didn't press 'save' as much i should've
  • i thought the weird scripts fit the Hollow theme
  • i'm sorry if this is the cringiest thing you ever read ;-;
  • no beta we die like naruto
  • title was in Magneto
  • i summarize the bleach premise in one paragraph
  • Post-Thousand Year Blood War Arc (Bleach)
  • Genderbending
  • Shapeshifting
  • pretty much a High School AU
  • I forgot that I made Ichika Coloured
  • cuz that's how i saw her drawn when i was reading chapter 686 XD
  • I wrote this instead of doing schoolwork
  • Technical Incest
  • yes the pun is too obvious shut up
  • shut up this is my straight era
  • Kurosaki Kazui is a Ball of Sunshine
  • how is that not a tag?
  • Friendship
  • More tags to be added
  • shut up i wrote by the US school system back then
  • Abandoned Work - Unfinished and Discontinued
  • Shiro is called Zangetsu cuz TYBW Spoilers
  • Vivisection
  • Non-Consensual Touching
  • Kidnapping
  • Ichigo's a dick cuz I say so
  • it's like the whole accpetance arc never happened
  • Zangetsu learned the Power of Friendship though!
  • Angst
  • this took forever to write
  • I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping
  • Ichigo supports the consumption of spare organs
  • which is Technical Cannibalism
  • But whatever
  • I forgot I made a Karin OC
  • The classic old and abandoned hospital for Creepy/Horror Shit to go down
  • Various Anime References
  • Ulquiorra Cifer Lives
  • as in Unexplained “Nobody Cares or Asked” Magical Resurrection

  Summary

  The fanfic that started it all!

  Series

  • Part 2 of Old-as-balls Fics I Wrote For Myself (I’m Finally Dusting Them Off For You😘)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  5,908

  Chapters:

  6/6

  Kudos:

  2

  Hits:

  311

• Obedience Hope by anielsen33326

  Fandoms: Bleach  

  • Not Rated
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/M
  • Complete Work

  07 May 2022

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • All the OCs
  • Original Male Character(s)
  • Original Female Character(s)
  • Original Demon Character(s)
  • Original Kraken Characters
  • Original Non-Binary Character
  • Abandoned Work - Unfinished and Discontinued
  • i wrote this in 2019 for the Creative Writing class
  • back when AAAAAAAAAAAALL the fiction I wrote had to tie back to my Bleach fanfiction
  • Deal with a Devil
  • More tags to be added
  • ch 1 is profiling MC's Zanpakuto

  Summary

  Underwater Medicine Journey.
  A trio of three have to deliver a package across the world and back

  Series

  • Part 3 of Old-as-balls Fics I Wrote For Myself (I’m Finally Dusting Them Off For You😘)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  5,479

  Chapters:

  5/5

  Kudos:

  1

  Hits:

  19

• Is it wrong to learn German? by anielsen33326

  Fandoms: X-Men Evolution  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M, Gen, M/M
  • Complete Work

  07 May 2022

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Kurt Wagner & Original Female Character(s)
  • Todd Tolansky & Original Female Character(s)
  • Toad/Kurt Wagner
  • Original Female Character & Original Female Character
  • Amanda Sefton/Kurt Wagner
  • Original Female Character(s)
  • Toad (X-Men)
  • Kurt Wagner
  • i used Google Translate to find 1-10 in German
  • correct me if i'm wrong plz
  • Cross-Posted on Wattpad
  • Logan's Motorcycle
  • Auto Theft
  • Consensual Kidnapping
  • Singing
  • the italics is supposed to tell us that's it's translated to German
  • but the rhyme and rhythm and beat is in English
  • Abandoned Work - Unfinished and Discontinued
  • Fluff
  • ALL THE FLUFF
  • No actual language learning happens to the reader
  • except for the numbers
  • bad poems

  Summary

  I was testing out my OCs Adelheide and Carrie and Kodd.

  Series

  • Part 4 of Old-as-balls Fics I Wrote For Myself (I’m Finally Dusting Them Off For You😘)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  832

  Chapters:

  2/2

  Kudos:

  2

  Hits:

  111

• B.I.G by anielsen33326

  Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Metal Fight Beyblade | Beyblade Metal Saga  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • No category
  • Complete Work

  07 May 2022

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Danny Fenton & Original Female Character(s)
  • Danny Phantom - Character
  • Aleksey is mentioned
  • Original Male Characters
  • Self-Insert - Character
  • The bird is the second-oldest of my MANY Kyoya's Kids OCs
  • Identity Reveal
  • same universe of the DP x FOP fic
  • Abandoned Work - Unfinished and Discontinued

  Summary

  Danny and SI go to the sun and meet and talk with my Phoenix OC.

  Series

  • Part 5 of Old-as-balls Fics I Wrote For Myself (I’m Finally Dusting Them Off For You😘)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  562

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Kudos:

  1

  Hits:

  22

• Snowy Svetlana by anielsen33326

  Fandoms: Bleach  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  10 May 2022

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Hollow Ichigo | Zangetsu
  • Original Male Character(s)
  • Original Female Character(s)
  • Russia Setting
  • complete with Snow
  • and Stereotypical Russian Names
  • i think i researched the travel time
  • sorry if it's inaccurate
  • POV First Person
  • he looks like his Bankai form
  • a few edits were made
  • rewriting this i see why i didn't win
  • i had researched the currency too
  • Death Threat
  • Sad Ending
  • Minor Character Death
  • word count: around 1k
  • Poverty

  Summary

  Zangetsu goes to Russia--but I wrote this for a school contest like 4 years ago, so he isn't named.

  Series

  • Part 6 of Old-as-balls Fics I Wrote For Myself (I’m Finally Dusting Them Off For You😘)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,073

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Kudos:

  2

  Hits:

  42

• Adelheide, Daughter of Mystique, Mistress of Toad by anielsen33326

  Fandoms: X-Men Evolution  

  • Not Rated
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/M
  • Complete Work

  18 May 2022

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Toad/Kurt Wagner
  • Kurt Wagner
  • Toad (X-Men)
  • Charles Xavier
  • Ororo Munroe
  • sexual description
  • Heart-to-Heart
  • I again play into the
  • Teratophilia
  • let’s call it
  • How Do I Tag

  Summary

  Episode 1, but Female(ish) Kurt. About as old as my Demon Tadpole draft.
  Literally no continuation.

  Series

  • Part 7 of Old-as-balls Fics I Wrote For Myself (I’m Finally Dusting Them Off For You😘)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  629

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  3

  Kudos:

  7

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  205

• It Was All A Dream by anielsen33326

  Fandoms: Cardfight!! Vanguard  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  01 Jul 2022

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Original Female Character & Original Male Character
  • Original Female Character(s)
  • Original Male Character(s)
  • but he’s off-screen
  • Original Non-Human Character(s)
  • Drowning
  • Horror
  • suicide baiting
  • No beta we die like ancient Eldritch squids that almost destroyed
  • Planet Cray
  • But they’re still very much alive
  • and trying to kill their chosen avatar
  • this is all completely made-up Cray lore specifically for this OC
  • Aichi is mentioned as Kaa-san

  Summary

  Exactly as it says on the tin.

  This is ANOTHER fic I made for an 11th Grade Creative Writing assignment (an abridged version is elsewhere). I haven’t used that title yet, originally titled, “Kasuka Sendou Horror Story” up until like an hour ago.

  Series

  • Part 8 of Old-as-balls Fics I Wrote For Myself (I’m Finally Dusting Them Off For You😘)
  • Part 6 of Omake For The Kaichi AU

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  490

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  4

  Kudos:

  1

  Hits:

  54

• Hollows by anielsen33326

  Fandoms: Bleach (Anime & Manga)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  02 Oct 2022

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Original Characters
  • Original Male Characters
  • original non-human characters
  • 3 OCs and a regular Hollow
  • This Is Not Going To Go The Way You Think
  • naruto reference
  • slightly edited
  • Betaed
  • Beta read and edited

  Summary

  "Do you want to save your friend?" Oh no, the Shinigami is over there! And then he dashed over to his friend.

  Series

  • Part 9 of Old-as-balls Fics I Wrote For Myself (I’m Finally Dusting Them Off For You😘)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  809

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Hits:

  28

• The Life of Zashura Dragneel by anielsen33326

  Fandoms: Fairy Tail  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Underage Sex
  • F/M, M/M
  • Complete Work

  29 Dec 2022

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Underage Sex
  • Natsu Dragneel/Zeref Dragneel
  • Larcade Dragneel/Original Female Character
  • Levy McGarden/Gajeel Redfox
  • Natsu Dragneel
  • Zeref Dragneel
  • Original Female Character(s)
  • Fairy Tail Guild
  • Alvarez Empire
  • Birth
  • Masturbation
  • Brother/Brother Incest
  • To Be Edited
  • cross-posted from Wattpad
  • i hear that site's going down
  • might as well import them
  • Male Lactation
  • Breastfeeding
  • I copy-pasted this instead of sleeping
  • Author Is Sleep Deprived
  • Childhood
  • Crushes
  • Brother/Sister Incest
  • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
  • Mpreg
  • Post Mpreg
  • Abandoned Work - Unfinished and Discontinued

  Summary

  The Dragneel Bros birth and raise their daughter, Zashura Dragneel, with the help of the Alvarez Palace and FT!

  Series

  • Part 10 of Old-as-balls Fics I Wrote For Myself (I’m Finally Dusting Them Off For You😘)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  6,513

  Chapters:

  10/10

  Kudos:

  9

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  1,770

• Johanne of Thorki by anielsen33326

  Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe  

  • Not Rated
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/M, M/M
  • Complete Work

  29 Dec 2022

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Loki/Thor (Marvel)
  • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
  • Brother/Brother Incest
  • cross-posted from Wattpad
  • Post Mpreg
  • Author Is Sleep Deprived
  • Abandoned Work - Unfinished and Discontinued

  Series

  • Part 11 of Old-as-balls Fics I Wrote For Myself (I’m Finally Dusting Them Off For You😘)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  982

  Chapters:

  3/3

  Kudos:

  19

  Hits:

  248

• Curse Mage Kid's Arsenal by anielsen33326

  Fandoms: Fairy Tail  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M, M/M
  • Work in Progress

  22 Jan 2023

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Larcade/OFC
  • Natsu Dragneel/Zeref Dragneel
  • They’re background though
  • Original Female Character(s)
  • Original Male Character(s)
  • Larcade Dragneel
  • Natsu Dragneel
  • Zeref Dragneel
  • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
  • Dragons
  • cross-posted from Wattpad
  • I didn’t tag it discontinued cuz I might revive this

  Summary

  This is just 10 pages of Character Profile, including Magic Items I made.

  Series

  • Part 12 of Old-as-balls Fics I Wrote For Myself (I’m Finally Dusting Them Off For You😘)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  226

  Chapters:

  2/10

  Kudos:

  1

  Hits:

  172

• Omega Feels Empty by anielsen33326

  Fandoms: Ao no Exorcist | Blue Exorcist  

  • Mature
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Underage Sex
  • Gen, M/M
  • Complete Work

  04 Apr 2025

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Underage Sex
  • Okumura Rin/Okumura Yukio
  • Okumura Rin
  • Okumura Yukio
  • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
  • Mating Cycles/In Heat
  • Omega Okumura Rin
  • Alpha Okumura Yukio
  • Kid Okumura Yukio
  • Kid Okumura Rin

  Summary

  Okumuracest Alpha/Omega horny bullshit from 2020, no changes except format and grammar. Wahoo!
  -
  Also half of the chappie is just when I was catching up with the manga back then so be warned! Although the anime probs caught up idk!

  Series

  • Part 13 of Old-as-balls Fics I Wrote For Myself (I’m Finally Dusting Them Off For You😘)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,583

  Chapters:

  2/2

  Kudos:

  24

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  1,573

• Some OC Vanguard Units by anielsen33326

  Fandoms: Cardfight!! Vanguard OG & G & V Series  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Work in Progress

  19 Aug 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Abandoned Work - Unfinished and Discontinued

  Series

  • Part 14 of Old-as-balls Fics I Wrote For Myself (I’m Finally Dusting Them Off For You😘)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  430

  Chapters:

  1/9

  Kudos:

  1

  Hits:

  31