Had a Lesson on the Phone

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• Everything That I Meant in a Minute or Less by sincerelyyourstruly

  Fandoms: Hawkeye (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types  

  • Mature
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  20 May 2022

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Clint Barton/Phil Coulson
  • Clint Barton & Natasha Romanov
  • Barney Barton & Clint Barton
  • Clint Barton
  • Phil Coulson
  • Natasha Romanov (Marvel)
  • Nick Fury
  • Maria Hill
  • Tony Masters (Marvel)
  • Barney Barton
  • Jacques Duquesne
  • SHIELD Agents & Staff
  • Matt Fraction-Inspired Clint Barton
  • Pre-Canon
  • Clint Barton Does His Best
  • And His Best Is Good Enough
  • BAMF Clint Barton
  • BAMF Phil Coulson
  • BAMF Natasha Romanov
  • bamfs all around
  • Clint Barton Feels
  • Clint Barton & Natasha Romanov Friendship
  • Angst
  • Sibling Rivalry
  • Vague Descriptions of Human Trafficking
  • Canon-Typical Violence
  • Angst with a Happy Ending
  • Playing Security Guard for an Undisclosed Payment
  • Homophobic Language
  • one instance
  • Pets
  • Fake Plants
  • Implied/Referenced Child Abuse

  Summary

  Assassin-for-hire Clint Barton has been harassing newly minted senior agent Phil Coulson since he was eighteen. When a figure from one of Coulson’s first operations comes back to haunt him, he’s going to need more security than SHIELD can offer.

  Good thing Coulson has Clint’s work number.
  1-800-shootme

  And good thing Clint has Natasha’s work number.
  1-800-widowed

  Series

  • Part 1 of Had a Lesson on the Phone

  Language:

  English

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