Tavern Bingo 2023! :]
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Tommy looks up in a glare, and— he's flash banged with warm, filling colour.
There's sweet pinks like candyfloss melting on his tongue and firey, assertive reds filling him with a spunk and Determination, green Patience threading through it all like mint.
Tommy's eyes glitter with hunger, and he licks his lips, finally paying attention to what the awkward man above him is saying. He's got his left hand out, pushed up granny glasses (Tommy snickers,) resting on his prominent, scarred nose, almost jittering as he rambles.
"Look, I'm sorry, kid. I didn't mean to knock you over, I swear. Please just take my hand, stop ignorin' me-" The sentence tips up, strangled and higher than Tommy thought big men like this one could go.
"No problem, Big Man! Guess I shoulda been looking where I was going, ay?" and subtly blocking the guy's path. "I'm Tommy Innit, Big Man extraordinaire! You?"
OR: Black Cat Familiar Tommy Innit bumps into Witch Technoblade and decides that's his witch. Forever.
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- Part 1 of Tavern Bingo 2023! :]
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Choking on Air by Absoleil for Unlikely (ElbowAnarchy)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
29 Oct 2023
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He's been poisoned! Wilbur scrambles for answers, lurching out of the loveseat, his brain bringing up some rather incriminating facts that he wants to ignore, but-
(The servants were scared, there's no guards outside the door, his brain whispers, the only chair that could have been far enough away from the Emperors to try and escape was removed.)
Wilbur's eyes dart, and he slithers as fast as he can towards the door, but there's Emperor Philza in front of him, cooing like Wilbur's a frightened animal.
(Emperor Technoblade didn't let me see the tea service, Wilbur recalls, the realization bitter, Emperor Philza forced me to sit on the loveseat, where I wouldn't be able to get away.)
Stumbling clumsily backwards, tripping over his tail, Wilbur lands in strong arms. The Emperors are shouting out the door and all Wilbur can focus on is the hidden satisfaction in their faces, coming to a grim realization as the world starts dissolving into black spots.
OR: Wilbur Soot, the Royal Advisor, is called in to see the Emperors. He grows to regret it.
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- Part 2 of Tavern Bingo 2023! :]
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"Technooo?"
"Whaaaat?"
"Are the fountains meant to be so messy?" Tommy pokes them, watching more blood spurt out in a slow gush.
It's actually getting slower... Fuck, did he kill them? He totally did! Fuckin' damn it! Tommy glares at the pathetic mess, their blond hair stained red with their own blood.
OR: Tommy, a fledgling vampire, can't seem to get the hang of eating. (Hey!) He makes a bit of a mess.
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- Part 3 of Tavern Bingo 2023! :]
- Part 1 of "Hey Wil?" "... Yeah?" "What the fuck just happened?"
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[Edit 12/4/23, edits were made and I tried fixing any inconsistencies and mistakes as best I could! If you catch any more, please let me know. This is also why I set a different posting date, I think I changed it enough to warrant it.]
"Please, please, please-" he begs, hoping one of the Gods will pity him and his plight. The Gods watch, but as Gods, beings above petty things like feelings and empathy, they do not care. Interesting, they whisper, but in an entirely new and very, very wrong way, he's interesting.
The boy gets more desperate as time goes on, watching as the splits go down to his palm, skin layers peeling back again and again until he looks like a shedding lizard. In-between, as the Traveller calls it, is not a place where people are able to die, per se. Rather, they are stuck not-dying for infinite cycles, resetting again and again.
OR: Wilbur is an entity of Time and Space and he is nothing. Then, he meets Tommy.
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- Part 4 of Tavern Bingo 2023! :]
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"So you've found the little rat," Siren sing-songs, "Now, darling, what should we do with you?"
Siren's power curls around the words, pulling a response out of Tommy despite his best efforts, and Tommy can feel the bloodlust emanating from the Blood God, who has by now stopped pulling the shelves apart.
"W-well, big man, I think you should let me go," Tommy chokes out, backing up on the shelf when the Angel of Death lands next to Siren, patting Siren's arm and stepping in front of him.
The Angel speaks, his voice low and dangerous, "And why should we do that, mate? What could you possibly give us that would be more satisfying than your spilt blood?"
OR: A superpowers AU where vigilante Tommy gets himself into a sticky situation with Syndicate.
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- Part 5 of Tavern Bingo 2023! :]