Amennakt's short fics
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Total War: Pharaoh - Dynasties Modern-day spoof: Mario Party by Amennakt (MarineTan)
Fandoms: Total War Series (Video Games), Nintendo Switch Sports (Video Game), Super Mario & Related Fandoms, Ancient History RPF, Ancient Egyptian RPF, The Iliad - Homer, The Aeneid - Virgil
13 Oct 2025
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A brightly lit living area. Adad and Priam are engrossed in a game of tennis on a large TV screen, their movements mimicking swings with their controllers. Suppi is focused on a bowling alley displayed on another, smaller screen. Seti and Tausret are excitedly unboxing a new multiplayer game, Super Mario Party™ Jamboree – Nintendo Switch™ 2 Edition.
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- Part 1 of Amennakt's short fics
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 803
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 9
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Total War: Pharaoh - Dynasties Modern-day spoof: Pokemon BRONZE by Amennakt (MarineTan)
Fandoms: Total War Series (Video Games), Ancient Egyptian RPF, Ancient History RPF, The Iliad - Homer, The Aeneid - Virgil, Pokemon GO
20 Oct 2025
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In a satirical, modern-day Bronze Age where dynasties are run like corporations and political disputes are settled in mall food courts, the tech-obsessed Pharaoh Seti II launches "Pokémon: BRONZE"—a wildly popular augmented reality game. The catch? It’s a secret government surveillance program designed by his shrewd Chancellor Bay to track and pacify the populace. The entire scheme threatens to collapse when Seti, its biggest fan, accidentally targets the game’s first "Legendary" catch: his estranged, protest-leading brother, Amenmesse, lives in the middle of Cairo's busiest shopping mall.
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- Part 2 of Amennakt's short fics
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 715
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 11
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Total War: Pharaoh - Dynasties Modern-day spoof: BRONZEVISION by Amennakt (MarineTan)
Fandoms: Total War Series (Video Games), Ancient Egyptian RPF, Ancient History RPF, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, The Iliad - Homer, The Aeneid - Virgil, Eurovision Song Contest RPF
29 Oct 2025
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In the days that follow, the fictions presented at the contest begin to bleed into reality.
- Adad-shuma-usur's "famously rude letter" is leaked to the public, causing a genuine diplomatic firestorm between Babylon and the incensed Assyrian court.
- Whispers grow louder that Suppiluliuma II, the humiliated favorite, is now taking his own scouting fiction—a tale of Hittite dominance and unyielding strength—as a blueprint for "real-world" action against his rivals.
- Meanwhile, scattered coastal towns report seeing unfamiliar ships on the horizon, their designs eerily similar to the descriptions in Irsu's "ruthless guide to the Sea Peoples invasion."Who's one of the winners?
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- Part 3 of Amennakt's short fics
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,367
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
- 16
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Total War: Pharaoh - Dynasties Modern-day spoof: IRSU'S TUTORIALS - Papier-mâché by Amennakt (MarineTan)
Fandoms: Total War Series (Video Games), Ancient History RPF, Ancient Egyptian RPF
06 Nov 2025
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Following the "success" of his papier-mâché tutorial, the volatile revolutionary Irsu returns to teach his audience how to prepare the perfect battlefield flatbread. This simple meal doubles as a surprisingly "effective projectile" weapon against the state.
Irsu's warehouse is the same as before. The clown-like papier-mâché mask from the previous tutorial now hangs crookedly from the spear on the wall.
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- Part 4 of Amennakt's short fics
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 970
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
- 32
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Total War: Pharaoh - Dynasties Modern-day spoof: The Ancient Lotus Rivalry by Amennakt (MarineTan)
Fandoms: Total War Series (Video Games), Ancient History RPF, Ancient Egyptian RPF, The Iliad - Homer
09 Nov 2025
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A parody of the French reality show, Les Ch'tis vs les Marseillais, Tausret and Amenmesse face a new conflict. Tausret, backed by Seti, views this as a Nubian birthright—a logical and archaeological solution to their Libu problem. She demands that Amenmesse hand over the southern key. Amenmesse, with Memnon at his side, is convinced this is a Northern trick, a ploy to seize Kushite heritage and leave the south defenseless against the Sea Peoples. He believes the power belongs to the south and demands that Tausret relinquish the northern key.
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- Part 5 of Amennakt's short fics
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 915
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
- 3
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Total War: Pharaoh - Dynasties Modern-day spoof: The Incredible Trojan Family by Amennakt (MarineTan)
Fandoms: Total War Series (Video Games), Troy (2004), Troy: Fall of a City (TV), The Iliad - Homer, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
31 Dec 2025
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Following his short-lived interest in Civilization VI, Paris has moved on to a new obsession: "trend-setting". While Hector is focused on the family’s corporate security firm (defense of the city), Paris is busy maintaining his aesthetic.
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- Part 6 of Amennakt's short fics
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 988
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Hits:
- 13