If I Have to Suffer, Then so Does Peter Parker
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In which Peter Parker makes bad decisions by paralleling
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
14 Apr 2025
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He’s not sure how it slid out of place. Maybe it was the small earthquake last week. Maybe he slammed the drawer too hard the last time he closed it. Either way, the edge of the yellow cover glares up at him, freed from its usual hiding spot between the two pairs of jeans that he’d outgrown years ago.
His hands move before his brain does, taking the corner of the journal and pulling it out from the drawer. Peter starts to flip through the pages, several dozen having been completely filled out with weekly weigh-ins, calorie counts, body measurements… The sinking feeling in his chest grew deeper with each page as he watched the dates fly by, until he hit the middle of the journal, where he’d abruptly stopped recording everything during his first semester of college and chaotic move-in to this apartment. Apparently it was nearly two years ago.
A lot has changed in those two years.
His mind is already picking apart the numbers in everything he’s eaten this week, and Peter is starting to think that he is not one of those things.
In which Peter Parker needs help, and Wade doesn't know how, but he'll try his damn best.
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What the hell, Peter?! by paralleling
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
15 May 2025
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“Hey, ‘Pool, remember what you said when we first met?”
“About how adorable you were in your Tobey Maguire movies?”
“What? No, you never said that. Tobey Who?”
“Ah, never mind, that was in the comics, I think it was Cable & Deadpool #24? Hmmm… Oh, wait, I remember, I was telling you about how you had the finest ass I’d ever—”
“No,” Spider-Man cuts in, firmly. “No, Deadpool, it was like, after all that. After we fought together for the first time, remember what you said?” He motions with his hands as though he was trying to prompt the right response.
“Oh! That you were so cute and awesome, you could get a free hit on the house— oh,” His white lenses widen with realization, then squint in confusion. “Wait, Spider-Man wants to call in a hit on someone?”
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As Parker luck would have it, it's awfully hard for Peter to die. He's tried everything he can think of: hanging, drowning, overdosing, gassing, cutting... He's been blessed with the powers of a spider and the immortality of a goddamn cockroach. In a final, desperate attempt to end his life, he asks Deadpool to put out a hit on a seemingly ordinary civilian: Peter Parker.
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And it is hot hot hot, And then Peter's bleeding— (oh god, Peter's bleeding) by paralleling
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
20 May 2025
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“Hey, sweetheart—” Wade whispers against his lips. Peter pulls him in for another kiss. “Pete.” Wade says, this time more insistently, grabbing Peter by his shoulders. Peter whines, chasing after his lips, but Wade keeps talking this time. “Peter, you’re bleeding.”
Wade pulls his thigh out from between Peter’s legs, and Peter looks down, finally noticing the dark spot spreading across his abdomen, and the second spot on his inner thigh.
“Fuuuck,” Peter groans, throwing his head back.
“Yeah, that’s what I’m tryna do here.”
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Based off that one prompt I saw somewhere, "oh god you're bleeding and not in a fun way".
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"Peter Harker" by paralleling
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
30 May 2025
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“So you’re a broke college student, behind on rent, living off of instant coffee, and suffering through an abusive relationship, who just wants to be free from it all.”
“Oh, for Christ's sake— I’m not being abused, man, I just got mugged. And I wasn’t going to jump!” Peter insists. God, does Deadpool have a knack for getting on Peter’s nerves.
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Wade finds someone on the roof. Peter tries to convince Wade that's he's not up here to jump without revealing his identity. "Peter Harker" is born.Series
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At least we had it for a moment by paralleling
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
04 Jun 2025
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“Hey, kid,” Tony’s voice sounds suspiciously choked up. If Peter didn’t know any better, he might even say it wavered. “Would you mind explaining what this is?”
Peter steps closer, setting his apple juice on the desk Tony is currently situated at before walking over to stand next to him, getting a glance at the paper. For a second, he doesn’t recognize it, but then he sees that one chemical compound that he knows by heart. He feels his stomach drop to the floor, through the floor, through every floor in this tower before settling in bedrock.
He'd forgotten about his old suicide planner, and was stupid enough to leave it in that damn notebook of his.
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Everything by paralleling
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
14 Jun 2025
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Peter’s not trying to make a truth serum, but, that is what he’s effectively made, apparently.
He just wanted stronger webs! That’s it! And now Tony knows that Peter actually prefers Steve’s cooking over his own, and is vehemently offended by the fact.
“You said you liked the casserole!” Tony exclaims, throwing his hands in the air. Peter groans, putting his head in his hands and trying to bite his tongue, but the words fall out anyways:
“I lied, okay? Steve is good at improvising with your random, bougie ingredients, you’re not!”
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Peter accidentally makes a truth serum. Unfortunately, he has a lot to hide. Read the tags.Series
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Pretty Shrimpy for a Nine Year Old by paralleling
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
18 Jun 2025
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“Peter is nine,” he states simply. Tony looks over at him, confused.
“Nine?” he asks, “Nine what?”
“Years old,” Steve admits sheepishly. “He is nine years old--“
“What the hell, Rogers?” Tony cuts in, panicked. Steve cringes, and a small, teary voice pops up behind him.
"That's a bad word."
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Peter gets de-aged by a magical witch and is now nine (and a half). The witch has, theoretically, sent Peter back to the age of "one of his worst traumas", but Peter is refusing to tell anyone about said trauma.Series
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About That Terrible Thing That Happened by paralleling
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
23 Jun 2025
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When Peter was young, very very young, this terrible thing happened. It made him very upset, but he had to keep it a secret, because that’s what the adult told him to do, and adults are always right.
The thing about secrets, though, is that they weigh heavy on you, and eventually, something has to give.
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In which Peter has very successfully repressed some trauma, which totally isn't going to come back and bite him in the ass when he's older.
Totally.
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RE: College, Vigilantism, Nerve Damage, and Hope by paralleling
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
12 Sep 2025
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Hey kid! How's college treating you?
Hm. How was college treating Peter? Well, let's recap:
Peter Parker is in his first year of college after taking several gap years, constantly dodging SHIELD recruitment, and has no idea how to maintain his secret identity while in school. His head has also been screwing with him lately, lots of "you're a failure", and not a lot of "you're doing your best!". So:
Everything's going great, I love it here!
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In which Peter is handling his collapsing life just fine as a freshman college student, who is also a vigilante, who is also having problems with life as an enhanced person, and it kind of feels like the world is ending all of the time, and then this "Deadpool" asshat crashes into his life. So yeah. Things are fine. Mostly.
Everything is a mess and Peter wants to die.
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Just Talk to Me by paralleling
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
14 Nov 2025
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“So…” Wade says.
“So?”
“What was that about?” He already knows, anyone would, but he wants to be wrong. God, he wants to be wrong.
“Nothing, I uh, I just—” Spider-Man clears his throat abruptly. “I just freaked out a bit. Yeah.”
“Right.”
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Peter doesn't talk about what happened because he's never trusted anyone enough to do so. And suddenly, there's Wade.
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