10 Works in Auto-Responder | Lil Hal Has Issues

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    In which Dirk Striders Auto-Responder needs to put his indistinguishability to the test.

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    46,989
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    36/?
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    Malotype (mal-uh-tayhp) n. || a certain person who embodies all the things you like the least about yourself—a seeming caricature of your worst tendencies—which leaves you feeling repulsed and fascinated in equal measure, having stumbled upon a role model of exactly the kind of person you never want to be.

    Hal is a computer, based on Dirk. He wishes he were anything but.

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    176
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    1/1
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    2
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    4
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    The game is not charitable. It does not care for its players. And you? You are not even that, so why should it take pity on a glorified AI chat client? It shouldn't.

    And yet.

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    5/?
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    8
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    48
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    7
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    A Variant of Lil Hal, Dirk's Auto-Responder, has some contemplative thoughts about his existence.

    [This is based on the experience of a Lil Hal fictive].

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    English
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    1,284
    Chapters:
    3/3
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    4
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    Making a point by dragging him through a trust exercise. But that’s not how that works. You’re just as cruel as him, and he wants to die.

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    1/1
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    7
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    46
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    7
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    444
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    Hal wants a human body. Dirk has what he wants.

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    1/2
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    7
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    23
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    6
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    198
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    You know Dirk? You're going to die one day. With the risks you take, probably soon.

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    100
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    1/1
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    3
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    34
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    The game is over.

    Dirk thinks everything will finally be okay.

    But dear lord. He has never been more wrong.

    It's quiet at first, the little hints of toxicity slipping in ever so slightly. An issue here, an argument there. Nothing to worry about. Right?

    It only takes a spark to start a forest fire.

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    English
    Words:
    38,612
    Chapters:
    40/40
    Comments:
    147
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    2,047
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    call me crazy, hold me down, make me cry, get off now baby.

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    1,160
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    1/1
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    8
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    Dave find himself in an alternate timeline and shit goes bad real fast. Please do not read if you’re sensitive to character death, dirk strider and hal doing some messed up shit, or you’re already sad. It has a decent ending and it is not canon at all. Just a story of my own.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,898
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    181

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