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Steamed Hams: But Skinner is a Serial Killing Pedophile by Master_of_the_Boot1
Fandoms: The Simpsons
26 Jan 2026
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Parody of Steamed Hams.
I decided to write Skinner as a psychopath.
Read and enjoy but read at your own discretion.
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Der große Bruder
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Leopold makes Otto clean the bus in a compromising position.
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It's Spring Break and Skinner scored himself a date! With the help of a (un)willing Chalmers, he sets out to prepare for what could be his one true love.
But really, when has it ever been that simple?
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A disgusting contaminated stew in Springfield Elementary unleashes a zombie outbreak that turns the students into flesh-eating monsters. Bart becomes the infected Zombie ringleader who is smarter, crueler, and hungrier than the rest. Skinner, Lisa, Willie, Edna and Chalmers must fight their way out of the school and stop Bart before the plague spreads to all around Springfield. Gore, gallows humor, and sibling grudges erupt in this parody of the film Cooties (2014).
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- Part 1 of The Fan Treehouse of Horror
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Skinner gets stuck while writing a scene involving two characters kissing each other, being unable to describe the feeling.
Superintendent Chalmers is also coming over for lunch at Skinner's house the same day.
How will these two things correlate?
(Set somewhere in between "22 Short Films About Springfield" and "Grade School Confidential")
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The former students of Springfield Elementary School gather as adults for a reunion.
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Finally having enough of Seymour's failures Chalmers and the staff decided that Seymour needed to be punished.
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Chalmers reminisce about his life.
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Lenny and Carl are in a relationship now, and it is Helen Lovejoy's mission to spread the gossip as far as she can. She orders her husband to help these sinners see God's plan, which doesn't include homosexuality. But as the news of this proud gay couple travel through the town, several men are compelled to be in happy, fulfilling homosexual relationship themeselves. Will Helen be able to stop them?
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- Part 2 of Gay stuff is happening in Springfield
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[Based on Season 36, E14]
Marge hoped to keep the superintendent distracted long enough for Homer to retrieve her box of hate letters—but she may have bitten off more than she can chew.
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Localized Entirely Within Your Kitchen by Polaris Storm (PolarisStorm)
Fandoms: The Simpsons
28 Mar 2025
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Superintendent Chalmers reminisces over what happened that awful, awful night.
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- Part 69 of Standalone
- Part 12 of Poetry and Songwriting
- Part 21 of Actual Fanfic
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Principal Skinner's mother dies and Skinner tries to cope with it
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How on Earth did the school acquire a violent teacher like Coach Krupt?
Skinner has a lot of explaining to do.Takes place during 'My Fair Laddy' [S17 E12]
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Chalmers gives Seymour a spanking with a special surprise.
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"Seymour, you've earned this," said Chalmers before giving the other man a firm pat on the back.
Skinner relaxed at the touch, his cheeks blooming with pride and... endearment. He practically melted at the uncharacteristically sincere gesture. He shifts back into his position, a low mhh-mhh escapes his lips, before he adds:
"Thank you, sir."
[This is my own take on how Chalmskinn slowly develop throughout the series.]
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“Well,” he said. “Sing it for me, then.” Seymour raised an eyebrow at him, feeling his cheeks grow the faintest bit warmer. “Sing it for you?” He repeated, his hand nervously rubbing at his forearm. He glanced at his hands, and then back to Jules. “I-I don’t know the words, I couldn’t sing it for you even if I wanted to.”
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I made a gay gay fic about Seymour’s past Vietnam War love being all cute and romantic and then immediately being brutally and horrifically murdered and him being forever haunted by it -
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Lisa never quite moved on after her brief substitute teacher, Mr Bergstrom, moved to Capital City. One day, he decides to visit, giving them the chance to reconnect and make up for lost time.
A Secret Santa Gift for Lisa Marie Simpson!
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Gary Chalmers hunts werewolves every month. One night Seymour gets turned.