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    Karen squinted her eyes at him across the cafeteria, "Rodrick?" she asks.

    Regina barely looked up.

    "That a dick."

    No one argued.

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    hi.

    “Oh boy oh boy!” Charlie kirk clapped and kicked his feet. “This one’s a big one!”

    or

    charlie kirk highkirkenuinely gets kirked by some twinks

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    “If you walk away now, it’ll be the smartest thing you ever do. But God, I hope you don’t.”

    Regina George isn’t the girl she used to be.
    Chicago University is her escape — chemistry and literature classes she hides from her parents, volunteer shifts no one knows about, and a new life built on guilt. No more Queen Bee. No more hurting people. Just… trying. And a notebook full of words she'll never say.
    Rodrick Heffley just needs one thing: inspiration. His band’s first record deal depends on songs he can’t write anymore. And he just has until Halloween to solve this problem.
    And then, one night, he finds inspiration in Regina — or, more accurately, in the secret notebook full of poems she never intended anyone to read.
    But what begins as late-night writing sessions becomes something else: stolen glances, long conversations, feelings neither of them expected.
    There’s just one problem: Rodrick doesn’t know who she used to be. And Regina doesn’t know if she’s brave enough to tell him.
    A story about second chances, healing, messy boys with drums, girls with haunted pasts, found family, redemption, and love written in the margins of a notebook.

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    Greg always sees his brother and dad fight, he sees his brother stay locked up in his room most of the time, he sees his mom always trying to defuse the tension.. But as Greg's mom always said: "We're a *perfect* family."

    Every family has their highs and lows, and the Heffleys.. Well they were collectively at a constant 'low' 24/7. But that's alright, they *are* a 'perfect family'.

     

    OR: Lowkirkuienly ts so dark n tuff

    (This fic is not finished --- and I'll be uploading 1-2 chapters per-day).

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    Greg Heffley thought he could slack off in high school and figure things out later. For crying out loud, his dad and uncle planned his future until he was 30! However, it's a tough world, and Greg has to hit the books if he wants to get anywhere near his dreams. After getting used to the simple, monotonous life of homework, hallway gossip, and his hyperfixation on getting his goal, he thinks all will go well.

    Until he's partnered up with the blonde devil himself. Bryce Anderson. All for some stupid English project. Bryce is insatiable, impatient, impossible, and Greg would do ANYTHING to get this project done as quickly as possible.

    But... Bryce isn't as bloodthirsty or as incubus for popularity as Greg imagined, and now he wonders if the stupidly handsome, once middle school king, is really what he seems.

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    CRESCENDO
    (from Italian: when something grows little by little until it can no longer be contained)

    Regina learned how to smile before she learned how to read.
    Her childhood was a stage, her adolescence someone else’s script, and her adulthood a carefully edited version of herself. The world watched her grow up, but no one ever asked her who she wanted to be.

    Rodrick was always noise.
    Broken guitars, honest lyrics, an industry that never quite managed to tame him. He chose music. She was chosen.

    When their paths cross through an agreement neither of them asked for, the story tries to sell a fantasy: the pop girl turned rocker, the wild musician as the perfect accessory. But there are truths you can’t fake without breaking.

    Between contracts, songs, old wounds, and looks that say too much, Regina discovers that waking up comes at a price.
    And that loving, sometimes, means disobeying.

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    Former childhood best friend, Rodrick Heffley, the wannabe rockstar and Regina George, the queen bee, became total opposites. But when old memories resurface, they’re forced to question how much they’ve actually changed and what they might still feel for eachother.

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    A new school year is knocking on the doors of seniors Regina George and Rodrick Heffley.

    After a rollercoaster of a junior year; losing her popularity, friends, and boyfriend, then getting hit by a bus, Regina is determined to get revenge on the root of all her problems: Cady Heron.

    Meanwhile, after being expelled from Crossland High, Rodrick transfers to North Shore for his senior year. Will he survive the chaos or repeat another Heather Hills heartbreak when he falls for the unattainable Regina George?

    As Regina plots her comeback, the new kid keeps getting in her way. Will she manage to get through with her revenge plan … or will Rodrick ruin her last resort to salvation?… or maybe become part of it?

    PlasticPunk. Finding out what the screens won’t show. Behind the scenes of the constant performance that is high school.

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    Regina George didn’t come to college to fall in love.
    She came to start over.
    A semester project. A struggling band. A choice that was supposed to stay professional.

    Rodrick Heffley was never part of the plan — but late nights, shared dreams, and the kind of honesty that changes people rarely are.

    What begins as a project becomes something real.
    And when the truth finally surfaces, love isn’t enough to keep things from breaking.

    It was supposed to be just for a grade.
    Until it wasn’t.

    --

    This story explores themes of trust, communication, and emotional consequences.
    It also deals with first love, emotional and physical intimacy, and navigating sexuality in early adulthood.
    Slow burn, hurt/comfort, and messy feelings ahead, and yes, there’s fun too.

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    Y/N Carter has always moved — states, cities, schools, even entire lives. Thanks to her dad’s job, she’s never stayed in one place for longer than two years, max.
    But what happens when she finally finds someone worth staying for?
    Will it ruin everything… or bring the two of them impossibly closer together?

    P.S. That “someone” is Rodrick Heffley: annoying, stupid, and way too handsome for someone in a band about poop.
    And Y/N? She’s nothing like him.

    (I knew you were trouble- Taylor swift inspired fic)

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    El puñetazo que le llegó al estómago no fue como si viniera de otra persona, ni siquiera de un animal, bueno, de un elefante tal vez, porque se sintió como si una cría de mastodonte, que pesa cinco coma nueve toneladas, hubiera llegado de frente, en estampida, a darle un cabezazo justo en medio del cuerpo, tan fuerte y seco que lo dejo sin una mota de aire en los pulmones, sentado en el suelo, boqueando como un estupido pez ahogándose.

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    Por malentendidos entre hermanos menores, los mayores acabaron rompiendo y pagando los platos.

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    Regina George y Rodrick Heffley han salido por más de 2 años, ¿Quién diría que su relación no era lo suficientemente fuerte para sobrellevar todos los obstáculos que les pusiera la vida? Tal vez Rodrick solo necesitaba a alguien que le enseñara otra perspectiva del mundo. Tal vez esa persona era Reese Wilkerson.

     Reese tiene 16 años como Rodrick, Regina y Cady, Malcolm tiene 14, mientras Dewey tiene 9

    También disponible en wattpad - usuario: STXNRV___505

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    The first time I saw Rodrick Heffley I thought of him as the dumbest loser that has ever lived on the face of the earth.
    The second time I developed a weird habit of looking at him for too long and smiling subtly when he said something he thought was funny.
    Then came the likes, the conversations, the way the pics he posted had my hair or my face or my pink skirt in the background, like he took the picture just to show me he saw me there.
    I was going insane, I was obsessed.

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    “Why are you here?” Rodrick asked, fingers drifting across the pink shag rug that was trying to conceal a hard dormitory floor. He looked up at Regina, sitting on her bed and adjusting a ring on her pinkie finger. The fluorescent light cast odd shadows on her face.

    “It’s a long story,” said Regina, sighing the words like she had a hundred times. Top student, beautiful, wealthy. This is not what anyone would have predicted for her. “And I don’t want to tell it.”

    Rodrick shifted on the floor. He understood that. His story was pretty long too. “Well,” he began, catching her eye, “I’ll be anxiously awaiting it whenever you’re ready to tell me.”

    Regina scoffed.

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    “Can you like, stop staring?” Regina shifts uncomfortably in her seat, eyeing her companion.

    The kid in question turns beet red and averts his gaze. This lasts all of two minutes before she catches him doing it again. Regina huffs, uncrossing her legs.

    She was finding herself in more and more unbelievable situations thanks to Rodrick fucking Heffley.

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    He doesn't know it, but for Rodrick Heffley, Regina George is the reason he started pursuing music. Ever since that one summer at 8th grade camp, when he overhears a girl from outside the band room compliment his mediocre drumming, her words have fueled him in achieving his dreams of going big. Now in their senior year of high school, the hot pink princess of North Ridge was just as cunning, confident, and creatively cruel - someone Rodrick just can't understand - but when one night he sees her in his side of town, somewhere she would never be caught dead being seen at, he knows something must be up.

    Regina doesn’t remember anything about that silly summer camp, except for the mysterious hooded stranger who saved her from what would have been a reputation-ruining night. To this day, she has no clue who they were or what they looked like — the only hint she has from that night is the name badge she found on the ground with “Hi, my name is R. Heffley” crudely written on it with crayon. It’s barely anything, but years later, she still holds on to the badge in hopes of one day finding her secret savior.

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    Rodrick Heffley is starting his senior year at North Shore High School after relocating and leaving his band behind. This transition shifts him from being a popular bad boy to the new kid on the block.

    As he navigates his new environment, Rodrick experiences the reversal of his social status; he goes from being a bully to being bullied. His situation becomes even more challenging as Regina George, a popular senior, seems to take every opportunity to torment him. However, as time passes, they discover that they have much more in common than they initially thought.

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    Rodrick and his family just moved into Regina's precious little neighborhood. He's weird.
    to make it worse he keeps appearing at school. No matter what happens, he keeps on appearing. Go away!
    Sure he treats her like a human sometimes, but he is a strange creature!!!!

    a loose retelling of mean girls with rodrick sprinkled in!!!!!

    this basement has a cold glow/though it's better than a bunch of others/so go and dance yourself clean

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    Regina and Rodrick were a couple. Now they're somewhere in the distant past, being covered up as a 'rumour' or a 'phase'. But when Regina spots a new girl in -her- old spot in his arms, she feels something she's never felt before.
    Jealousy.
    And when she gets the jumper that became Regina's heaven?
    So when they meet again at a party, Regina finally decides to make her move.

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    He was a boy

    She was a girl

    Can I make it any more obvious?

    Follow moments of life for Regina and Rodrick as they navigate themselves and each other through high school and beyond.

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