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Road Of Desire by OneBrainSel (SeleneDarkbloom) for VirusZeref
Fandoms: Final Fantasy XV
12 Oct 2025
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“A gil for your thoughts?” Ardyn’s voice broke through his haze.
“My thoughts are more expensive than that.” He told him.
“Ah, such are the whims of royalty.” There was disdain in his tone.
“You answer a question of mine, and I’ll answer a question of yours. Is that an appropriate fee for the King of Lucis?” Ardyn offered with a mischievous glint in his eyes.
Noctis drives with Ardyn to the Disk of Cauthess, and their night at the Outpost turns out to be a very eventful one.
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Noctis, Gladio, and Ignis try to decide how to settle their crush on Prompto.
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- Part 1 of Everyone has a crush on Prompto
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Another random Casting Couch-esque storyline with Prince of Lucis, Noct. Only this time, the Director is a bit more obvious even though the characters are oblivious.
Hope people enjoy.
I just like writing mindless scenes, imagining and painting the picture in my own head.
I may do more of these, I really enjoy just being able to pick a character, think to myself what kind of cosplay I'd want to see them in and write it.As always, regardless,
Much love,
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Ignis has always been good at keeping secrets. Noctis, on the other hand, has an impressive history of slipping up.
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Imagine the very first Christmas after Bahamut's defeat.
Luna put a lot of thought into a present for Ardyn - a pocket watch to go with his Chancellor's ensemble - and Noctis takes the chance to "get back" at Ardyn for the constant teasing he had to endure during their travels together.Makes a lot more sense if you have read "The Path to Freedom" Chapter: "Not so Immortalis".
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- Part 5 of Ardyn As A Fifth Party Member - Other
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On their way to Altissia, Ignis is unwittingly reminded of an incident from the past that still holds unanswered questions.
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It all started with a boner.
Don't laugh, it wasn't funny.
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After an "accident" in the tent, the bros decide to book hotel rooms to spend proper "Quality Time" with their significant other. And yes, it means fucking.
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- Part 2 of I Wanna Ruin Our Friendship
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Reader (You) Finds out you have healing magic, only to discover it has an interesting side effect... and when you get sent to the capital of Lucis to heal the King himself, things spiral out of control in the best way possible.
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- Part 1 of Giving All You Can
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Ignis loves Noctis like a little brother.
Alas, like all little brothers tend to be, Noctis is a royal pain sometimes.
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- Part 2 of Insomnia Quarterly Verse
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Noctis retires to the tent first.
It’s as though he’s acquiescing something unspoken, allowing his retinue the grace of watching over him as he falls asleep, like he knows none of them would be able to relax without first knowing he’s alright.
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OR the boys each get a moment with Noctis before they head off to Insomnia for the last time and everyone has a lot of feelings
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"Ach, this sucks..." Noctis complained loudly with a wet snort as he flopped his head back on the bed.
"Same... Worth it, though!" Prompto added right before yet another sneeze came out.
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Stuck inside an Outpost during a rainstorm, a flu-ridden Noctis and Prompto try to entertain themselves, not knowing that the answer was beside them all along.
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Guess I better wash my mouth out with... by Serendipity101, ViciousSHADi
Fandoms: Final Fantasy XV
09 Apr 2023
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Theme: “Happiness”
“Please… I’ll do anything… Let me come, please…”
“Mmmmmh,” Prompto smiles. “Begging? You know how to talk to me, little bunny… Anything, right?”
Prompto presses the words against his ear, caressing and hot, making Noctis shiver. “Look at you… You’re gorgeous and you know it… How would you dress up like that if you didn’t know I was gonna eat it up and eat you up?”
Noctis tries to keep the answer behind his teeth, because now is a very bad time to be a smartass, but on the other hand, when has he ever been able to shut his trap when given the occasion to be a witty jerk?
“You have weird tastes in men, what- what can I say… Yeah, I know you’re gonna love me… doesn’t mean I’m any good.”
And so of course , Prompto shots him a dead stare and stops moving. A dying sound escapes Noct’s throat.
“You know what?” Prompto asks. “I’m gonna make you come, alright. I love you and I know you’re probably in pain from all the holding back. Someone has to take care of you here and we both know it ain’t gonna be you… but after that, I’m gonna teach you a lesson in respect, little bunny. Your mouth is full of shit and we’re gonna see what we can do to put it to good use. ”
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Ignis makes a discovery - and ruins breakfast.
Written for Promnis Week 2023 using the Day 3 prompt "Glasses".
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- Part 18 of DistractedDream's Event Fics
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While combing through what remained of the Citadel Archives, IQ came into possession of a photograph that once appeared in the society section of the Insomnian Chronicle newspaper. It was attached to the headline, “Royal Advisor Steals the Show at High Fashion Charity Gala”.
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- Part 1 of Insomnia Quarterly Verse
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Twenty four years ago Cor Leonis rescued a small, strange child from a terrible place on a secret mission. Forced to part ways due to divine intervention they reunite 20 years later, hoping for a chance to be a family, finally. Nothing is ever easy, especially not for Azriel. However, Insomnia is full of cute blonds, uptight office types, and handsy prettyboys who may or may not all be into each other and hopefully her too. It’s sure to be interesting to say the least.
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Gladio plays the Pocky Game with Ignis.
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- Part 1 of Brains & Brawn: Gladnis Stories
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Five times the bros let Noctis pull rank on them - and one time they didn't by Athena_EasternSkies
Fandoms: Final Fantasy XV
23 Oct 2020
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Noctis is the king of Lucis and by tradition his word should be the law. He doesn't use this fact that often, especially not with his bros, but there were a few times - a few sporadic instances - were Noctis did end up pulling rank on the others. These are those times and his brothers' reactions.
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A series of one-shots set in the crushcrushcrush universe
*Not in chronological order*
This is just to fill in gaps or to flesh out ideas that have come to me after I’ve written chapters that are set in stone.
Title of "crushcrushcrush" and subsequent lyrics belong to the band Paramore.
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Disclaimer: I am not affiliated with Square Enix or any production studios behind the Final Fantasy franchise or Final Fantasy XV; I am not making money from this work and I do not own the rights to FF in any way.Series
- Part 2 of crushcrushcrush
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"Son, could you explain to me why there are two tabloid reporters threatening to duel each other to the death in our courtyard?"
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- Part 2 of Old Accursed, New Tricks
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In which Noct likes messing around in group chats. by Hats_off_to_you
Fandoms: Final Fantasy XV
21 Jul 2019
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Noctis: Sluts
Prompto: ???
Noctis: all of you
Gladiolus: What does that make you?
Noctis: the drunk bitch.