Protective River Cartwright
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Shirley and River are tasered, kidnapped and left tied to chairs with only each other, their foul moods, and sarcasm for company. Not exactly the Friday night either of them planned. But why Shirley and River? Out of everyone at Slough House, why them? Sure, River had likely pissed off more than one wrong person at some point in his short but infamous MI5 career, and his last name made him a target for any number of people his grandfather might’ve fucked over during his apparently legendary time in The Service.
But, again, why them?
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第二道门锁的声音响起，门被人推开。瑞弗庄重的礼貌神情在看到对面那张脸时，逐渐变得惊愕，困惑，烦躁不安，直到两个人同时脱口而出：
“你怎么在这？”
来者和他同样震惊。于是之前的种种线索在瑞弗的大脑里迅速结成一片蛛网，彼此之间建立千丝万缕的联系。挫败感让瑞弗抬手捏住眉心，焦躁在原地来回踱步。
“这他妈的是在开玩笑吗，我跑到美国都躲不过你这只害虫？”
他自顾自地咒骂一句，瞪着面前的人，“所以，你就是乔纳森·史密斯？”
“而你是——詹姆斯·史密斯。……噢真是活见鬼了（Oh, for fuck’s sake），瑞弗·卡特怀特。”
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Post-Season 2, where they all fucked up their missions and got kicked out of MI5 for good. River is once again faced with the fact that he has to work with Spider to complete their new assignment. Only this time, it's ten times worse — they have to go undercover as newlywed husbands.
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Chapter 1. hihi
Chapter 2. What were you dreaming of?
Chapter 3. This is getting absurd. [smut]
Chapter 4. You cheating scum!
Chapter 5. Honey Trap (gone wrong)
Chapter 6. Honey Trap (spot on)
Chapter 7. My husband is cheating. I wanna kill him.
Chapter 8. Did you come? How many times? [smut]
Chapter 9. Dress Up!
Chapter 10. The Drag Queen
Chapter 11. The White Knight [smut]
Chapter 12. Honeymoon (1) [smut]
Chapter 13. Honeymoon (2) [smut]
Chapter 14. Honeymoon (3) [smut] (Update)