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Slowly, deliberately, Allison began to lift herself off the ground. She hadn’t screamed. She wasn’t going to scream. Not now. She already knew the body was there, so naturally it wasn’t scary anymore. It wasn’t. But even as she began to back away, Allison kept her eyes glued to the woman sprawled out on the leaves. She looked terrified. She looked tired. She looked alone.
And then Allison felt a breath on the back of her neck.
And then everything went to shit.
Or, Allison's a Werewolf, Scott's the son of a hunter, Stiles' a banshee, and Lydia needs to figure out what the hell is going on with her new best friend.
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Stiles Stilinski sucked the life out of his ex-wife. Now 40 and hopelessly alone, he seeks out a much younger woman to unknowingly ruin in just the same way.
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Liam Dunbar. A student at the Los Angeles fire fighter academy, a person who is constantly getting into accidents and getting help from the same station over and over again.
Theo Raeken. A proud member of the 118 Los Angeles Fire Department, a man who is constantly saving said person from accidents.
Or.
Thiam just a 118/9-1-1-turned-teen-wolf AU.
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He licks at his lips, tasting both Stiles' irritation and desire.
It's the same for Derek; Stiles vexes the living crap out of him. Only he makes his dick hard, too—plus his heart a little soft, dammit.
It's fucking annoying.
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An accidental Werewolf Valentine? Happens even less than you might think.
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“When I said ‘kiss my ass,’” Derek manages to choke out, his voice all strangled and tight, “I didn’t mean it—ahh—literally!” He’s trying to whine, to protest, but all he gets in response is another harsh, wet lick, right on his sensitive ring. His entire body clenches, a writhing mess of tension, as he desperately tries to bite back the moan that’s clawing up his throat. He refuses to give Stiles that satisfaction, not while they’re mid-argument, and definitely not when the pleasure is this intense.
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Liam brings Theo to pack night but he's still not welcomed
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- Part 19 of Thiam OneShots
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How to Immanetize the Eschaton in 5 Easy Steps! by ceilingfan19 (skiamachy), skiamachy
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV), Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
16 Nov 2024
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Jaded Stiles gets a new lease on life when he's arrested by SHIELD.
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He’s already looked up all of his neighbors just in case and memorized their names and faces--and for some of the instinctively suspicious profiles, pulled their criminal and public records, too--and all it took was a bit of mail snooping, Google-fu, and Facebook stalking. (Really, Stiles could get hired at the IRS in an instant. He’s certainly falsified enough Beacon Hills records to be qualified.)So when he starts seeing the same familiar-unfamiliar faces around his apartment, he reconsiders the Trojan Horse approach. They have some tells of military training and definitely don’t read supernatural. He's got dirt on the major hunter families in the area, and if the FBI were after him, he would know--he has enough career-annihilating blackmail on Rafe to be granted the courtesy of an advance warning. Mercenaries, maybe, but most of his enemies either lack the resources or prefer a more personal touch. Secret branch of an alphabet agency--possible.
Peter will kill him for this, but… Stiles always has been good at playing bait. (Or jailbait, in Peter’s case.)
So maybe it’s time to give them something to apprehend him for.
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Theo is on the football team, stiles hates him... But he has a nice ass...
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"I've been the archer, I've been the prey."
“Where’s my sister?” Theo lets the words out between his teeth as he looks around the tunnel with widened and terrified eyes, not loosening his grip on Liam even for a second, the heartbeat frantic in his chest.
Liam gets a weird feeling of deja vu and his heart burns.
“Your sister’s dead.” He somehow manages to choke out, trying not to burst into tears at the sight of pain and horror on Theo’s face. “She died a long time ago.”
Theo lets out a loud growl and digs his claws painfully into Liam’s flesh.
“She’s not here, you’re safe.”
(or, a universe, where after the war, some of the pack members still think that Theo isn't trustworthy and make a decision without thinking about the consequences that it might bring.)
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"God, you're so fucking amazing," Stiles panted, biting down on Derek's shoulder. With a smirk, Stiles looks at Theo and his small cock, hard. "Look at that, Theo. Your clit is hard for Derek, but he only wants me inside him. Only me. You're just a disappointment." Stiles said as he thrust deeper into Derek, moaning as he felt his climax building.
Theo whined, his eyes watering as he felt the sting of Stiles' cruel words. "Please..." he begged, his voice breaking. "I just wanted to be loved."
Stiles chuckled darkly, his hips still moving. "Oh, so you think you're the only one who wants that, huh? Well, you should've thought about that before you decided to get involved with Derek. He's a slut, and he's all mine." Stiles huffed and then smirked as he thrust deeper up Derek's big ass, groaning as he felt himself about to cum.
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- Part 48 of Cheating Derek Hale
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It was a beautiful summer night, July 9, 1984.
Stiles had finally managed to get a date with the girl of his dreams, Lydia Martin, and they're watching The Howling. Everything was going perfectly- Until the people behind them start laughing, mocking, and interrupting their good time.The last straw was when one of them snorts as Karen White sees the wolfman transforming.
Later, after the movie, he gets punched.
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- Part 65 of (Maybe) One Shots
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“You should stop picking fights with your pack,” Theo says, breaking the silence simmering between them. “I don’t need you to defend me.”
“You sure about that?” Liam bites out. “’Cause you sure as hell never bother to.”
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- Part 8 of istalria’s thiam brainrot
- Part 1 of you should see your faces
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Stiles has no idea what happened to make his life this sort of living hell that he lives in. But he’s there pet and there’s nothing he can do to avoid the humiliation.
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"Hey! Stiles! Come here."
Derek snapped his fingers at Stiles like he was a dog. And in this werewolf world, Stiles was. While Derek was this big, powerful werewolf, who used the lowly, disposable human boy.
Instead of saying, "Bitch, don't fucking snap at me" like he wanted to, Stiles went to him.
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- Part 13 of Top Stiles Stilinski
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Голливудский ремейк by fandom Teen Wolf 2023 (AllTeenWolf), Paranoiya
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV), Teen Wolf (TV) RPF
14 Aug 2023
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Через несколько дней после Оскара Тайлер Хеклин узнает о трагической гибели Дилана О’Брайена. Неожиданно для всех Лидия Мартин отправляет Тайлеру приглашение на похороны самого скандального режиссёра Голливуда.
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- Part 7 of Fuck Hollywood
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Paige has finally got the boyfriend she always wanted. The only thing is, said boyfriend doesn't touch her, doesn't kiss her and spends all his time with Stiles Stilinski. You'd think they were dating, or something...
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the 13th Step: thumbscrew screwball by ceilingfan19 (skiamachy), skiamachy
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
15 Aug 2022
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Stiles didn’t fall into a life of depravity. He tip-toed up to the rim of the yawning abyss and did a swan dive off the edge.
He used to have people he loved so much he wanted to own them, stick them inside his chest cavity nestled up right next to his heart, keep them safe and his forever.
Now, though, he has a different want puppeteering him like an automaton. No—not a want, but a need.
The need, like the need to breathe. Autonomic, instinctual, a two-pronged attack, a fork bomb, to the mind and to the body. To the brain and to the heart.
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Lydia invites her lover and said lover's new beau on their annual summer holiday to Geneva. Though Derek has never met his sister's fiance, he's heard enough to know that he isn't happy with the arrangement.
Stiles is just happy to be invited, though he doesn't take kindly to snobbery the likes of one Derek Hale.
The two will just have to make do with one another while their wives make the most of the romantic countryside.
(For the Sterek Reverse Bang, 2022, art by p0em!)
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Derek and Isaac are dating and Stiles is sleeping over so they can go camping the next day.
But Derek's acting weird.
(Not that Isaac understands why.)
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- Part 25 of Random Pack Porn
- Part 14 of Derek Hale is a cheating slut