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    Of all the arms that could be holding you, and the beds you could be sleeping on, why did you choose to hold and sleep with me?

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    Wotcher, friend. Tonks here. Thought I'd tell you my side of things. We all love Harry, of course, but he wasn't always around to see what I was up to, now was he?

    So this is my story, from beginning to end. Well, sort of from the beginning. Starting when I was in training to be an auror - 'cause you probably don't want to go all the way back to when I was a baby.

    About that ending...it's really okay. I was lucky. There were a lot of good bits before that. Including some good memories, good friends and - as you might've guessed - a pretty great werewolf. In the end, all that stuff made it worthwhile. So don't feel too sorry for me. We all have to say goodbye in the end.

    See you on the other side.

    Love,
    Tonks

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    Bangkok, 2025. Apo Nattawin Wattanagitiphat is rich, gorgeous, and a walking PR disaster. When one scandal too many threatens his family’s empire, he turns to ancient folklore, and accidentally binds himself to Mile, the Midnight Feline Spirit, with one panicked kiss and a jade bracelet.

    Suddenly, Apo’s luck becomes supernatural. Scandals vanish. Stocks soar. Mile bites, steals clothes, naps on Apo, and insists he’s an Unlucky Human. Apo claims he hates it. No one believes him.

    But Mile’s awakening frees Jeff, a cursed spirit driven by centuries of grief. Jeff once loved Prince Wichapas, whose fractured soul now lives on in Apo’s cousin, Bible. To reclaim what he lost, Jeff needs one final soul...Apo’s.

    As past lives, ancient curses, and modern chaos collide, love must decide whether it will repeat history… or rewrite fate itself.

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    17/?
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    Hinata has retired from supervillainy. She just wanted to be a normal mom exiled on Earth. One mistake later, and she must beckon the help of her arrogant ex-Husband, the Leader of the Superhero Protectorate Program. They met there. They loved there. Secrets were formed and alliances were made. She never wanted any of this. Never.

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    8/?
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    10
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    After dying from overwork, top project manager Sakai Makoto transmigrates into the Black Organization as "Cognac"—an auditor. His daily work? Fixing Gin's reimbursement messes, arguing with Vodka about "office supplies" (aka C4 explosives), avoiding Bourbon's probes, and escaping Edogawa Conan's "force majeure" curse. When he accidentally uncovers Scotch's identity as an undercover agent, he realizes: surviving in this hellish workplace is harder than passing a financial audit. A story of workplace complaints, black humor, and struggling to stay alive in the Kexue world.

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    中文-普通话 國語
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    4/?
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    You had no problem with a moral compass and you understood that you weren't inherently bad or good.
    But for some reason despite knowing how disgusting men were.

    You couldn't help but feel the tiniest twinge of affection towards the stranger across the screen.

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    3/?
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    3
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    Years later, the neighbors still whisper about the two brothers who live up on the hill. They say Itachi Uchiha, the famous movie star, still haunts that grand old house—his once-brilliant career destroyed by a mysterious accident. Others claim he was sent overseas to recover. And they insist it was his younger brother, Sasuke, behind the wheel that night. Drunk. Reckless.

    After the crash, Itachi simply vanished from the world.

    That’s what the rumors say, at least.

    But when Sakura—an ordinary girl from the neighborhood—gets closer to the truth behind the Uchihas’ glittering façade, she discovers that their real story is far darker than anything they ever performed for the camera.

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    16/?
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    Bloom and Musa have sworn off men. So it should be easy to avoid the very shady men who move in next door… Right?

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    Finding Zelda is going fine, thanks for asking. When Link finds his skills with Zonai devices to be less than up to the task at hand, he decides to take a break by infiltrating the once-deadly and now-declining Yiga Clan. To his delight, the Yiga have taken an interest of their own in vehicular technology.

    Wedge is the Yiga's worst footsoldier, and one of their first ever Zonai Tech engineers. He's as proud of his job as he is bad at killing the Swordsman of Legend (very), and he'd literally kill before he lets some hotshot new guy waltz in out of nowhere and show him up.

    Things rapidly spiral out of control.

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    Some said Harry was cunning but brutal.

    Others said Harry was brutal but cunning.

    Those who asked him found their teeth missing in short order.

    To Harry, all that matter was the Waaaagh!

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    I've written a ton of RWBY skits over the years, and starting today, I'm posting them here. These will mostly be comprised of reference humor, so if you get the references, point them out in the comments like a good little Captain America.

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    1/?
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    The Zenin clan believes Mai is weak. Mai knows the Zenin clan is weak. Maki thinks everyone is confusing.

    The Result?

    The world’s most lethal, sarcastic anti-heroes vs. traditional jujutsu sorcery. Pyromania, explosions, and bullets may or may not be involved.

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    2/?
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    They have guns (soooo many guns) and they have to pay for healthcare

    "It's surprisingly easy to obtain a grenade launcher in TX, USA. Slightly harder to sneak it into artifact storage but not impossible.”

    Jon's drowning in medical debt = Elias' delicious fear snack

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    1/?
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    [This story is illustrated prose, a blend between a comic and a novel.]
    In an alternate American South that's slightly more magical and considerably more Christofascist, three teenagers end up on the border between Heaven and Earth. Each found their way there fleeing their abusive families, and ran straight into the arms of their God instead, an eldritch horror playacting at being a loving, motherly deity.

    It offers them escape, and a chance to become one of its favored angels, in exchange for helping it feed. The trio seizes at the chance for freedom and to build a better home than the ones they were given, rescuing other abused kids they know. But the town and church that protected their abusers for so long isn’t keen to let them go, and the kids refuse to relinquish their newfound freedom without a fight–even if it means the end of the world as they know it.

    Updates every Sunday.

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    20/?
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    11
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    James Potter, a former police officer who was wrongfully convicted, is finally released from prison. While determined to regain custody of his son and return to the force, he is offered an off-the-record mission by his former chief to infiltrate the notorious Black family crime syndicate, and James seizes it as a dangerous but necessary chance to clear his name.

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    12/?
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    24
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    Read the title, dumdum.

    Incorrect Quotes of my favorite franchises. Here we go!

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    592
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    3
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    24
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    You, the new Overlord known readily as the Candy Demon, are thrust back into the lives of two Overlord peers you are intimately acquainted with. In other lives you were the wives of both Vox, the Media Overlord, and Alastor, the Radio Demon, and although you are married no longer it does not erase the time you spent together. Even if they do not remember it and are thusly more interested in circling one another. Until they very suddenly are not, much to your chagrin.

    Or I wanted to read a BAMF Reader Insert where the characters still have human flaws and the smut is not straight torture porn (at least not with the reader; Vox and Alastor do what they do lest they become very OOC) so I wrote one.

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    Raven, after accepting her true nature and growing some more eyes, has been perfectly, completely, one-hundred-percent happy with her role as her father's co-ruler and favorite. She only weakly remembers the Earth which she led him to. She feels no love for it, and no guilt over her treatment of its humans. The only thing she desires is to please her father, and she will gladly follow his will and accept anything he gives her.
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    Tara has been keeping a low profile since her betrayal of the Titans a couple of years ago. She spends most of her time doomscrolling and trying to prevent Slade from dying of cabin fever, as the mercenary business has been slow since the planet was invaded by demons. This all changes when imperial soldiers break down the door of their apartment; she's been summoned by Trigon... to be his daughter's concubine.

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    Chapters:
    17/?
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    2,685
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    The events of Genshin ended (my headcannon of it at least, let me have the drama, thank you) and Celestia, as well as the nations of Teyvat have fallen after the last war.

    However, somehow the god of anemo survived, waking up in an unfamiliar forest with no idea how long he has slept.
    Meeting a grumpy hero, he has no choice but to find out what is even going on for now.

    Warning: I started writing this shortly before 4.0 so some plot stuff revealed after Fontaine might not fit or be described differently in the fic

     

    basically: a crossover between MHA and Genshin with Venti as the main character that I cooked up instead of doing my homework (no, I am not 14)

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    Chapters:
    27/?
    Comments:
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    For Most people, Kaiju are their greatest fear. But for others, there's a fear that far surpasses that. A fear of daily life. Estella Nakao was an underdog just when it comes to surviving, barely stumbling through her every day.

    Until hope shows up in a very unexpected way.

    But who knows what a little hope will actually cost in the end.
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    Since this fic is so long, I do not want anyone to be caught off guard on the direction this story goes so here's a spoiler-free high level story expectation:

    Arc 1&2 (Chapter 1-22) : Teeth-rotting sweet loving fluffy fluff.

    Arc 3&4 (Chapter 23-TBD): Dark elements start being introduced with a heavy focus on psychological trauma

    Arc 5&6 : Extremely heavy elements; gore, death, explicit content, ect.

    Arc 7+ : TBD...

    **Overall, a lot of OCs introduced and lots of subplots going into the world building that was only ever hinted at in source material**
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    Comments:
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    265
    Bookmarks:
    71
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