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After years of contempt, Calum finally proves just how sorry he is.
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“Would you still rather kiss a dog?” You pant into his expecting, greedy mouth as he moves in impossibly close.
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3 Times Cashton Cheat and 1 Time They Don't Need To. by blue_screen_loading
Fandoms: 5 Seconds of Summer (Band)
29 Nov 2025
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“Hey, it’s okay. You’re plenty smart! I’m sure you’ll kiss a girl and she’ll be blown away!” The pitiful look still doesn’t leave Calum’s face so Ashton caves, “Okay, what if I… show you?”
“That won’t be like, weird, right?”
“No, it’s okay! I offered, right? I just want to be able to help a pal out. No worries.”
For some unexplainable reason, Calum’s chest suddenly feels tight and the warmth of embarrassment, or something else, reappears. Ashton takes a deep breath and slowly puts his hand to rest on Calum’s cheek.
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Or; 3 times Cashton cheat on other people with each other and one time they no longer have to.
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- Part 1 of ill give you the best years
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calum is a dogboy i dunno
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Calum wants to start a tiktok account but doesn't want to use his own name. A coment from Ashton and remote stimulation from Luke send him on a trip down memory lane, remembering his sexual adventures with his bandmates he decides on the perfect handle for his social media
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brentwood's disciplinary school for males by justmeandyou1942, princesshrry91 (justmeandyou1942)
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
19 Apr 2025
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Harry Styles, a troubled 17-year-old, has effectively tired out his mother.
Being socially rejected for his "abnormally" feminine and flamboyant behavior as a young boy, Harry completely changed himself. Despite his mother's efforts to revive the son she knows and loves, the harsh and cold teenager has left her with only one option: an all-boys disciplinary school.
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Bad Omens // Cashton by coolbabyblue
Fandoms: 5 Seconds of Summer (Band), One Direction (Band)
21 Nov 2024
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After falling for Zayn, Calum falls down a hole of alcoholism and drug use. Hoping to get him back on his feet, his parents send him away to live with a family friend, which Calum is less than ecstatic about.
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“Just so you know, I don’t do one night stands.” Ashton’s voice repeats what Calum hadn’t heard.
Or the one where Calum wants to get laid and go, but the guy he just had sex with just rocked his world with those six words.
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sneaking around and fucking their tour photographer was NOT part of calums plan, but maybe its just what he needs
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The boys had purchased the Sybian months ago. But their lives were so hectic, that they haven’t gotten around to using it yet. First, they were working on their new album, then they were on the road on tour, before finally, after months of the toy collecting dust in their closet, they had free time. Michael was the one to stumble across the toy while…doing some research. He immediately sent the link to Ashton and Calum with a simple caption of ‘for Luke’. Safe to say, they bought it pretty quickly.
Luke is a little anxious to try out the new toy, but with a little reassurance from his boyfriends and a demonstration from Calum, he agrees to give it a go.
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- Part 4 of 5sos!
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Calum and Michael decide to spend an evening at home having kinky sex and then it ends up more emotionally intense than planned, but they cuddle and talk it out and everyone's happy in the end.
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In a room full of paintings, he was the true work of art,
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When Michael was an artist and Calum was his masterpiece.
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leather around your throat, lips on mine by orphan_account
Fandoms: 5 Seconds of Summer (Band)
25 Nov 2021
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one killed people. one was supposed to lead a mafia. one was an obsessed drug dealer. one just wanted to stay alive. four were doomed from the start.
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I Don't Need It To Be Easy, I Need It To Be Worth It by orphan_account
Fandoms: 5 Seconds of Summer (Band)
08 Sep 2021
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*The blond one chuckles without humour, “Alright, you wanna play dumb, fine. But don’t go anywhere near my mum again, got it?”
Now, Calum is starting to get angry too, “Who the fuck do you think you are? I'll hang out with who I want, I’m not gonna let a wanna be Billie Joe Armstrong dictate my life.”
Michael is smirking now, “Cute insult,” he says mockingly. “I wonder how clever you have to be to come up with this, what a sass genius.”
“Fuck you.”
“You’re just proving my point,” says the blond one.*
After making the resolution of becoming more athletic, Calum decides to take up yoga class. There, he meets Karen, a rich white L.A yoga mum, who's also a very happy and sweet lady who keeps invating him to the most exclusively rich people events.
One day, he meets her son: Michael. This guy couldn't be more different from his mum; he wears dark clothes, dark make-up, and he's rude.
Another issue: Michael seems to hate Calum, and wants him to stay away from Karen, and Calum isn't sure why...
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all of my wrongs led me right to you by orphan_account
Fandoms: 5 Seconds of Summer (Band)
09 Apr 2021
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"We're an unusual couple, aren't we?"
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A collection of Calum and Ryan's other firsts- and how they got to Ashton in the process.
[a sequel to "i wanna get back to san francisco"]
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- Part 2 of Adventures with the PolyIdiots™
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i must get 'round to it (a crazy little thing called love) by orphan_account
Fandoms: 5 Seconds of Summer (Band)
20 Feb 2021
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After LA issues a stay-at-home order, Ryan and Calum take this as an opportunity to convince Ashton to move in with them.
Definitely no ulterior motives here.
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a sequel to "got nothing but love (fall more everyday)"
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- Part 4 of Adventures with the PolyIdiots™
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got nothing but love (fall more every day) by orphan_account
Fandoms: 5 Seconds of Summer (Band)
02 Feb 2021
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Ashton is not jealous. He’s not. (Spoiler: he absolutely is, but not for why he thinks)
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- Part 3 of Adventures with the PolyIdiots™
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Michael obviously caught on and pulled Calum’s hips up and took his fingers out “ughhh Mikeyy that was filling me” Calum whined which earned him another slap “quit being a whiny slut Calum or I won’t hesitate to bend you over my lap, spank you raw and send you to bed. Got it?” Calum stayed quiet and Michael took that as a yes “good boy, now where were we?”
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Surprise by polycashton (hey_its_lau) for cxddlyash on tumblr!
Fandoms: 5 Seconds of Summer (Band)
07 Aug 2020
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You’d told Ashton to be expecting a surprise when he got home from the tour meeting, but you knew he wasn’t expecting to find you like this.
You and Ash get a surprise of your own.
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"...I've been apart of the princess posse for a few weeks now and I still don't how you two got 'initated' in the first place." Luke said.
"Alright, LuLu, have I got a story for you."
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Or Luke wants to know how the posse started and, well, they tell him.
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- Part 3 of Ashton's Princess Posse
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"Wait a fucking second, you little shits are matching. Did you three plan this?"
Calum took Luke's dick out of his mouth to respond, "Guilty as charged."
"Oh you guys are in over your heads."
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Or Michael is tired of waiting for this foursome Ashton promised, so he takes matters into his own hands.
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- Part 2 of Ashton's Princess Posse