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Ted Lasso is your friend's coworker at the local high school. A soccer coach, a divorced dad of a teenager, and more importantly, twice your age. That minor detail fails to stop you two from seeing each other, because dammit you both deserve to be happy! But how long can you both tell yourselves that age is just a number when everyone else around you disapproves? All that Ted knows is he's not a quitter.
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Summer loving - Had me a blast ✨
A series of short glimpses into the summer of 2025!
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- Part 5 of Winding Roads Verse
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Looks like we're making up for lost time
Need you to spell it out for me ~Ted and Trent have entered the month of May. The Premier League season is coming to an end, and their relationship has survived so far, but are they ready to deal with their own struggles, so they can be what the other one needs?
A Winding Roads Story
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- Part 4 of Winding Roads Verse
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Trent Crimm blows Ted Lasso at Nelson Road.
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It’s Ted’s birthday, and Keeley has the perfect gift for him.
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In which Ted Lasso really is Rebecca Welton's mystery Bantr man, and everything that ensues.
"“To Bantr then. Bantr for friends. Friendly Bantr!” Rebecca can’t help but laugh, raising her own glass." -
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Ted Lasso thinks of himself as a fairly level headed man. Which is why under no circumstances would he fuck one of his players. At all.
It was a terrible idea for many reasons which includes the following:
He is at the very least twenty years older than Jamie (which should not be as attractive as it is).Jamie was returning to Richmond which meant that Ted was his coach. And responsible for him.
He just got divorced.
It was a bad, bad idea.
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They set rules for a reason. Keep it simple, casual, easy.
But neither of them are good at following rules—only breaking them.
What starts as one reckless night becomes an addiction. Filthy texts across crowded rooms. Locked doors and stolen moments.
They should have known it wouldn't stay casual for long.
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Nate’s a really late bloomer.
He knows that with milestones; he has been late to most of them. First kiss, first date and what felt like last is his year to lose his virginity. Two years into college, well after most had presented their secondary genders. Nathan finally lost his, at a party he had no business being at and only because the girl liked omegas and had confused Nathan’s small stature as part of perceived omega-ness.
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Nate pressents late and makes it Ted's problem.
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- Part 4 of October 2025
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- 5,381
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- 12
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Roy Kent has one specific fantasy: being disciplined in a school setting. It started with Julie Andrews, it’s continuing on through Ted Lasso.
Ted becomes the teacher who needs to put the disobedient Roy Kent in his place.
Roy couldn’t be more excited.
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- Part 25 of Tedroy Kinktober Fun 2025
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A series of after-hours encounters with AFC Richmond Football Manager Ted Lasso and Trent Crimm, Sports Writer for The Independent.
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Ted has a large dick and Roy has great eyesight. When he can’t take it anymore, he goes over to Ted’s flat, where Ted no longer holds back and dominates Roy in the way he deserves to be dominated.
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- Part 18 of Tedroy Kinktober Fun 2025
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- 3,272
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“Well I’d be happy to offer my escort services.” He realizes too late what he said and tries to backtrack. “I- don’t mean - I just meant- well that doesn’t sound right does it. I just meant i would be happy to escor- walk you home is all.”
“Well, Mr Lasso I would be very interested in your escort services.” You smile at him -
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Life has thrown curveball after curveball at Ted, who finally feels like he's managed to catch a break, but how will everything go now that he and Trent are almost on the same page?
A Winding Roads story!
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- Part 3 of Winding Roads Verse
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Kinktober Day 5: Dacryphilia (Crying during Sex) by Idontcare552
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
07 Oct 2025
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Roy Kent has always held himself back from being vulnerable. It was trained out of him at a young age, and now he's left with the constant fear of not being good enough and having to admit he has emotions.
Ted Lasso is there to support Roy every step of the way.
"Let me take care of you."
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- Part 5 of Tedroy Kinktober Fun 2025
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- 3,883
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- 1/1
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Ted Lasso’s got a bad habit of chasing the kind of thrill that comes with almost getting caught.
Roy Kent’s got a worse one—letting Ted push him right to the edge of his patience before doing something about it.
A bad day at training turns into something neither of them can take back or erase. It's dirty, it's kinky, but there's also too many unsaid feelings involved.
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- Part 4 of Tedroy Kinktober Fun 2025
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Shite in knining armor, thunder and lightning. I want the whole fucking thing. by RedTasslo
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
12 Sep 2025
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A continuation from the Ted Lasso Finale. There will be plenty of throwbacks from what we know about the show.
Ted & Rebecca are haunted by what happened when Ted returned to Kansas and Rebecca started up AFC Richmond Women FC with Keeley.
Thank you to anyone who listens to me waffle on about this show and especially this fic.
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Chapter 2 She never thought it was a spur of the moment type thing. Ted often randomly comes over and hangs out. She’d been honey and talking to someone she randomly used to hook up with on bantr. She wasn’t banking on Ted coming over tonight or how the night would go. Basically a series of one shorts containing her favourite couple and filth.
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“Rupert?” He asked as he passed.
The other man immediately looked up, “Yes?”
Just in time for Ted to land a left hook across the man’s jaw.
Inspired by the final scenes in "Sleeping with Other People", Post-Season 3, Pre-Season 4
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A few times Ted asked Rebecca to dance.