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Vox finally had Alastor in his grasp. All his, after so, so long. But there was still one thing he sought after. All he had to do was take.
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One Does Not Simply Attend the Renfaire and Not Sample a Spit-Roast by FourCrowsInATrenchcoat for Sammelquest
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
06 Dec 2025
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Joel is looking forward to the renfaire. Looking forward to tearing a leg of meat in half, buying a sword [who wouldn’t want a sword] and trinkets and filling his bag of holding [his regular rucksack] with treasures, and seeing Etho in that cute mage hat he has been showing off at D&D that looks grabbable enough to pull his lips to his.
He is not looking forward to painting himself green.
But Tango’s outline specifies green.
The birthday boy is specifying Joel should be an olive-pear shade and sufficiently blended. It’s the most anal document Joel has ever read about getting cocks in your ass.
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Crowley said two simple words.
“Devour me.”
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Aziraphale asks Crowley why he always watches him eat so intensely. Wet and messy shenanigans ensue.
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Fucking in every possible location and being sappy and sloppy about it. by ChiefQueef05
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
06 Dec 2025
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Jayce and Viktor are teleported to another timeline, they find refuge with some familiar faces, they fuck nasty at the end of every chapter but theres plot now!!
Zaundads and AU timebomb r canon to this fic.
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They had been friends first—too close, too tangled, too inevitable.
Loving each other was the easiest part; staying together was the impossible one. They dated, they broke, they drifte... yet somehow, Soobin and Yeonjun were always pulled back into each other’s gravity.
No matter the distance, no matter the time, they kept orbiting—two hearts destined to collide again.
PS: This is already done, all the chapters, I'm gonna be posting them quickly.
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Lay Thee Sinner, 'Neath The Cross And Pole by ElysiumLeo (The_Nerd_Alert), The_Nerd_Alert
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
06 Dec 2025
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Aziraphale questioned how he got to this point in his life. With a quick mental check, he realised that there were four uncomfortable truths he had to come to terms with in very quick succession:
1. He was 50 years old, and had never done anything as insane as this in his quiet, celibate life.
2. There was a pretty obvious reason why he'd reluctantly chosen a career as a priest.
3. He didn’t particularly hate the fact that his bastard friend thought a strip club was a good idea to celebrate his Golden Birthday.
4. He might be irrevocably in love with the half naked, 30-something redhead currently giving him a lap dance in the middle of said strip club.
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After a hurricane tears through the southeast, doctors across the country are bought in to help. Whitaker’s experience living in a rural community allows him to connect to patients, but sharing a motel room with Robby means his crush is more distracting than ever.
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Derek, retired NBA player, agrees to go on a PR date with a beautiful much-younger pop star, Dallas, who has a reputation as a good girl-next-door and claims to be a virgin. When he finds out that she's not the pretty girl that she's been pretending to be - that in fact she's not a girl at all - he loses his temper and shows her what a real man feels like, raping her in the bathroom at the restaurant as she pleads for him to stop
contains rape, transphobia, homophobia, misgendering, physical abuse, incest, and other toxic things - the tags should cover it
Chapter 30: Derek gets to know Dallas’s brother Evan a lot better
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In the last gasping seconds of the Battle of Malfoy Manor, Bellatrix Lestrange’s dying act was to drive a blood-soaked cursed dagger across Hermione Granger’s stomach and etch the forbidden Black family curse: Siren’s Debt.An ancient, vicious sex curse crafted for blood-traitors and Mudbloods alike: every lunar cycle, unbearable, flesh-tearing agony surges through her body until the last two living heirs of the House of Black spill their seed deep inside her womb.
Only Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter can silence the curse.
Only their release can grant her another month of life.Hermione Granger—Deputy Minister for Magic, the brightest witch of her age—is forced to her knees once every month, stripped of all pride, begging the man she once loathed with every fibre of her being… and the best friend she would have died for. -
Only When You Burn | S. Aizawa x Male OC by cuffedwrists
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
06 Dec 2025
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SEQUEL!!! PLEASE READ "The Weight of Want" if you're interested in this story :) Do NOT read the description if you have not read or finished "The Weight of Want". Also, tags contain some minor spoilers so I will include warnings in the notes in the first chapter if you don't want to get those.
[ Updates every Monday & Friday ] Finally back to school after his car crash, (now) 20 year old Nikolaus Kasai is desperate to just get through his final year of high school. Unfortunately for him, Aizawa Shouta, his art professor, and him have had quite the history. Niko's learned to resent him, and Aizawa has been just as cold right back to him.
After so much that happened between them, Niko can't help but antagonize him every chance he gets. Perhaps it's not good for his decaying mental state, but the tension between them is too much for him to resist.
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- Part 2 of Kasai Nikolaus & Aizawa Shouta
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Andy is a young architect who’s incredibly ambitious, carrying the weight of her newly established firm. During one of their latest projects, her world collides with that of Runway’s infamous fashion editor.
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When Naruto is having a bad day thinking of the past, Sasuke offers to spar with him. What started as a normal spar between lifelong rivals, turns into something much more as Naruto reveals the reason for his bad day.
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She’s curled in Hornet’s arms, shadowed slightly by Hornet’s silhouette, but still tinted a honey-gold. She sleeps silent as a babe, unknowing of her beauty. Her breaths are the only sound. The rising and falling of her chest, the only thing Hornet’s promised. Lace’s eyelashes flutter amidst a distant dream. Her hair is feathered across the pillow in airy wisps.
Her hair. Hornet lies awake because of Lace’s hair.
Or: Spiders commonly eat their own silk to reuse the proteins.
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You had toyed with the idea of texting Emma to explain that you and Robby weren’t a thing, that you just worked together, just happened to be attending the same wedding in a cruel twist of fate. Then you’d thought it through, realized that those messages would be screenshot, sent across family group chat upon family group chat. You just couldn’t risk it.
So now, you have to find Emma, pray that Robby and whoever he brought with him haven’t arrived at the reception yet, and won’t make this situation even more difficult than it’s already going to be.
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An Incense Time by blueberry_pancakes_618
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Dec 2025
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A series of unfortunate events lands Xie Lian prone at the feet of one of the most powerful ghosts in the realm and Xie Lian can't keep himself from wanting more... especially when the ghost king is rather nice.
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The Scarecrow by LiberXI
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys - My Chemical Romance (Album)
05 Dec 2025
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There is only one thing Fun Ghoul is looking for: hard, meaningless sex with no strings attached. But he might be getting more than he bargained for when he catches the eye of a Scarecrow who goes by the name of Poison.
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Plotless random One shots of Arcane Couples
*Ask for a couple if u want even if they are weird or not that big and ill do it idc I have no shame to write it *
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Desperate little thing by ShigarakiSpecialDaring
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
05 Dec 2025
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This was in my docs, I think I had it in my old Tumblr blog but since it's got terminated of this year. So this is basically smut. This was in 2023 so it's kinda bad lol
Reader join the LOV when dabi and toga join the group.
It's a au what if reader was desperate horny for tomura. 😏💞
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is it an HR violation to get a blowjob in your office from your associate? by upsettieddie
Fandoms: Suits (US TV 2011)
05 Dec 2025
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harvey notices the way that mike always has something in his mouth. pens, highlighters, pencils. anything and everything. what if he sucked on something else?
a simple piece of candy shatters his resolve.