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Hanbin and Hao are soulmates. There's just one tiny problem. Hanbin faints every time he looks at Hao.
OR; Five times they tried to make their relationship work and the one time they succeded.
“Wow, gege’s cock is so pretty,” Hanbin breathes out at last, voice full of devotion and awe.
Hao looks down, following his gaze. “The prettiest cock in the whole world,” Hanbin adds, sincerely.
Hao immediately frowns. “What the hell? You’ve seen other cocks?” he tries to point a finger accusingly, but with the stiff yaoi gloves on, he’s just waving his entire hand around.
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Ever since seventh year began, James Potter’s had a problem—a small, feathery problem.
Or, more specifically, a rude little crow that seems to have made it its life’s mission to torment him, whether he’s Prongs or himself.
Even worse? It only ever targets him.
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Spying and sabotaging: a guide on ensuring your bestie (doesn't) get with his guy! by Starri_2
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), State SMP, Ish's Civilization Simulation
22 Dec 2025
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When Flux and Saparata tell their respective friendship groups that they are going on a date, they are fuelled by class pride and rivalry to ensure their friend's date doesn't go to plan!
(The tagging on this fic isn't working for some reason, I'll sort it out later. There's more relationships too!)
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This started as a crack fic idea we discussed and it formed legs and ran away from us.
We send Scott Goldsmith to Therapy because by god does he need it.
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A Gacha Addict in the One Piece World! by Anime_no_Akuma
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
22 Dec 2025
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Dying's pretty boring - reincarnation is where the fun really begins. The newly reborn Lucky D. Brynlee can tell you all about it! Amidst friends, foes, and system errors alike, Brynlee's eager to try and change this world. Against all odds, she's betting on a greater future - winner takes all. But with a gambling addiction and S-ranked luck, she doubts she has much to worry about!
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what in the isekai? by flamefenrir2003
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
22 Dec 2025
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She’s not supposed to be here.
Not in this country, not in this world—not in this universe damn it.
Shuya’s always known that God has it out for her. But what she hadn’t known before this was that he hated her enough to literally yeet her into a fictional anime with zero context.
Well, if she’s here—might as well fuck shit up.
In which my friend asks me to throw her into My Hero Academia for her birthday. Naturally, I'm going to be obnoxious about it. Congratulations, you get a fic about a 21st century anime fan speed running BNHA while actively fighting the Plot™ that wants NOTHING but to go back to normal.
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Dreaming of Pond full of fishes by whyyouneversmile
Fandoms: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game)
22 Dec 2025
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There's a realm of immortals and there's a magical fish pond where a little golden koi immortal live—Yuu, who was thrown to the world of humans cause how much Laid back *cough lazy*cough you are, to be a magical golden fish that grant people wishes before you could ever come back to the realm of immortals. But each day you dreaming of the pond full of fishes.
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- Part 10 of Endless Love
- Part 28 of Shrouds Siblings x Yuu fanfics
- Language:
- English
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- 2,001
- Chapters:
- 4/50
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give me a reason to love you by Anonymous
Fandoms: 약한영웅 | Weak Hero (TV), Weak Hero (Webcomic)
22 Dec 2025
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Hyuntak's brain short circuited. What the fuck Hyuntak thought, because really, what the fuck happened and why did it happen. Never in his twenty one years of living Hyuntak would have thought that this would happen and Geum Seongje being the culprit on top of that. It was weird and entirely un-seongje-like, but Hyuntak chalked it up to him trying to rile him up.
Alternatively,
Where Seongje thinks they've been dating for months and Hyuntak remains oblivious.
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five times hanako almost kissed nene (and the one time they actually did) by evrlarcq
Fandoms: 地縛少年花子くん | Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun | Toilet-bound Hanako-kun (Manga), 地縛少年花子くん | Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun | Toilet-bound Hanako-kun (Anime)
22 Dec 2025
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She can’t handle the lingering stares or the tingling touches that remain even when absent. She can’t handle the sleepless nights she spends up late thinking about simple things, like the way his fingers stayed for longer, or the way she notices his dimples when his lips rise into that familiar smile again. And those things shouldn’t make a person flustered, not a normal one at least.
But Nene is not normal, so she does what a girl has to do to get it off her chest. She does something so shockingly out of character that it even catches Hanako off guard. And that makes the two of them.
She grabs the sides of his face, pulls his lips to hers, and simply lets herself feel.
Or, five times where they almost kissed, and the one time they did.
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- Part 8 of Yashiro and Hanako Shenanigans
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,985
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 12
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you're not lost, you're just dead(ish) by achillesofthesun
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
22 Dec 2025
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It had only taken Peter about thirty minutes (of time not screaming out in pain and terror as his body pulled itself apart into a brightly colored conglomerate of molecules, something he did not want to think about) for Peter to figure out a few very important things about his situation.
1. Peter Parker was currently in a universe incredibly different from his own.
2. Peter Parker should under no circumstances interact with anyone running around dressed as some sort of bat or bird.
3. Peter Parker was completely and utterly alone.--
Or: Another Peter Parker wakes up in Gotham after getting snapped fic. Except this time, he's glitching!
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Snatched Back and Back Again by KusanoSaku, Shinigami24
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), Shinto Religion & Lore, Harry Potter: Hogwarts Mystery (Video Game)
22 Dec 2025
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An unexpected jaunt to the Harry Potter Universe when a number of Snatches came from. How does the British Wixen world handle having over a hundred guests from a universe with quirks? How do the Snatches verse people handle the drama of the Wixen World when they find themselves arriving just after the Drawing of the Triwizard Candidates? Izuku, the King of Chaos loose in Hogwarts, just what was the universe thinking?
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- Part 19 of Amaterasu Snatches & Rewinds
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Nick had just found a rather delicious account about rugby training videos (seriously, how is this sport still considered straight?) when Heather puts down her phone again and looks at him.
“Do you reckon we’d match?”
“What?” Nick raises his eyebrows again. “You do realise that we are already together? Or do I have to slip you a piece of paper – yes, no, maybe later?”
“Of course I do. But do we actually match? Like, would we find each other with this algorithm?”
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Or, Nick is in a happy relationship – but is he as happy as he thinks? We (and he) will find out, when his girlfriend wants to use a new dating app to confirm that they're meant to be together. What could go wrong? -
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based of my beloved hc that gambit and crucible are like the demon and angel on your shoulder and only wemmbu can see them.
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Wemmbu sat cross-legged on the floor of his base, both maces laid out in front of him. He dipped the cloth into the bucket of water, wringing it out before starting on Crucible's handle. The metal was still warm from yesterday's fighting, and he could feel the familiar weight of her presence even before she manifested.
"You missed a spot," Crucible said, her form shimmering into view on his right shoulder. She pointed at a dried bloodstain near her base. "Right there."
"I can see it," Wemmbu muttered, scrubbing harder. His tail swished behind him in irritation.
"Could've fooled me," Gambit's voice cut in from his left shoulder, arms crossed. "Thought you were just smearing it around for fun."
Wemmbu's horns twitched as he suppressed a groan. "I'm doing my best here."
"Your best is shit," Gambit said cheerfully.
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IMPORTANT NOTE THAT THIS FIC IS PURELY OFF MY OWN PERSONAL HEADCANONS OF WEMMBU. NONE OF HIS ABILITIES OR ORIGIN STORY IS CANON.
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- Part 49 of UU Oneshots
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Wayward Wayne Heir Arrested After Late-Night McDonald’s Altercation by aimlesscalamity
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
22 Dec 2025
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“Wayward Wayne Heir Arrested After Late-Night McDonald’s Altercation,” Dick read.
“Arrested?” Bruce repeated, one hand braced on the table.
Dick squinted at the photo. “Yeah. Police cruiser. Multiple officers.” He hummed. “He looks— honestly? Mostly annoyed.”
“Todd is painfully Predictable,” Damian said flatly.
“Is he hurt?” Bruce asked.
“Doesn’t seem like it,” Dick said. “He’s still arguing with someone in the picture.”
Dick leaned closer to the page, eyes narrowing.
“Oh,” he said, brightening. “This gets better.”
“It does not get better,” Bruce said faintly.
Dick read the caption aloud. “Brother Timothy Drake-Wayne appears nearby during the incident, reportedly uninvolved.”
He looked up, delighted. “Tim.”
“Yes?” Tim said, lifting his mug innocently.
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Bruce Wayne attempts to reinforce the public image of his family as harmless, wealthy disasters.
Gotham’s press takes this as a challenge.
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Taxxy-Waxxy n Parfait’s Mega Ultra Sugar Surf Bonanza EXTRAVAGANZA. by pumpkinpie9000
Fandoms: Original Work
22 Dec 2025
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Tax da radical surfer bro crashes into Parfait’s candy shop n dey go FULL CHAOS MODE!!!
There’s bouncy boingy chubby girl giggles, giant surfer dong like a rocket, candy cane explosions, pineapple lube, gummy worm rain, n a WHOLE LOTTA sticky sticky FUN!!!
Nothing makes sense, everything’s wackyyy, n dey just keep ridin da sugar wave till da shop explodes in rainbow goo!!! XD XD XD
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A Lesson in Discipline by Koderi
Fandoms: MazM: Jekyll and Hyde (Video Game), The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde - Robert Louis Stevenson, MazM: Hyde and Seek (Video Game)
22 Dec 2025
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On Christmas Eve, panic replaces good cheer. Edward Hyde, London's own nightmare, has disappeared. After scouring the city's prisons and madhouses in dread, Dr. Jekyll finally uncovers the truth... and is overcome not with horror, but with hysterical laughter.
- Language:
- English
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- 5,099
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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Bunch of Family Issues by Jiminy_Panda_713
Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon (Animated Movies), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game), Ever After High, KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
22 Dec 2025
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Alex Big Clappy and his buddy… “Buddy” enjoy incredibly odd and weird adventures, whether that be unknowingly against speakeasy framing attempts, or other maniacal circumstances, our lovely characters will remain untouched despite all!
UPD: I have decided to structure this like Lackadaisy was, so these chapter will be quite short. Click “Entire Work” to view the story easier without going “Next Chapter →” like a billion times.
UPD: I have added “Choose Not To Archive Warnings” as part of the archive warnings since a few themes a fraction of the population could react towards are in this story, but they are important to reading this in a non-spoiled, sequential format. (upd upd: I have since learned that means I won’t say the “archive warnings” as in the warnings ao3 specifies. There is no violence, there is no murder, and there is no SEX.)
UPD: this is currently (NO LONGER AS OF THE TWENTY-FIRST NIGHT OF SEPTEMBER) in hiatus until I get another plot. [PRIVATE THING] has distracted me from getting new ideas.
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"Mirror Mirror on the Wall—Are you for Real?!" by Revelare for thenyanbinary (KN478)
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
22 Dec 2025
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[ To Kiz Laurant and Schrodinger's Gay from Discord ]
"—the Laws of Space and Time permit one existence within each alternate universe—"
Zhou Mingrui paused, stared, and finished weakly.
"—in exchange for us becoming your most stable Anchors?"
In summary, Mysteries came to exist in realities that had never even dared to imagine them.
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- Part 4 of Double the Fun!
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For a Namesake by EmpressGeek
Fandoms: Transformers One (2024), Transformers - All Media Types
22 Dec 2025
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She huffed, "You know, you were so worried about how everything was going to go down, but look at you, already getting gifts and word hasn't been out for a quartex yet."
"We both know, the crew learning about our little secret wasn't what I was worried about."
Blue optics flashed, her smaller frame slinking towards where he sat in her casual walk. Elita's servo gripped his arm, before leaning her helm onto his shoulder in support. Her touch practically burning his platting with warmth.
"Since when were you the worrier between us?" she smirked.
"Someone has to be," he mumbled.
Gentle yet rough servos cradled his faceplate, "You have an army and they are as every bit committed to you as you are to them. You can trust them to share the burden. Trust them to protect our gift."
Her derma on his was soft, warm, and electric....
...But Optimus woke up in his quarters. Cold besides for the heat of his working forge, it's steady pulses counting down until the arrival of his newspark.
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Or Optimus makes one last mistake...at least he doesn't regret this one.
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Or Author read all the MegaOp tragic sparkling fics and got frustrated their wasn't any for Oplita