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  1. 19

    Memories Of A Daisy (And The Awful, Awful Prince) by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    05 Dec 2025

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    “It works for me as well.” Tom caught Harry’s hand and lifted it, brushing a courtly kiss across his knuckles, ever the prince. Ever the awful, awful prince. “Looking at you would take just as long, I believe.”

    Harry flushed, warmth crawling up his throat, only to jolt when Tom’s teeth closed around the same knuckle.

    A sharp sting bloomed. Harry pulled back with a hiss, staring at the tiny crescent marks left behind. He resisted the urge to smile.

    What an awful, awful prince.

    Or: Harry sets out on a mission to prove that Tom Riddle is, despite what everyone believes, not perfect.

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    Human Nature by

    Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

    05 Dec 2025

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    After his defeat, Vox knew his body would regenerate - but not like this.

    Now stuck powerless and in his most despised human form, he must navigate attempting to reacquire his old body while also figuring out how to protect himself - a practically impossible feat as a human in hell. Especially when everyone seems to want a piece of him.

    With his faith in his old partners at an all time low, Vox is forced to turn to the one person he never thought he'd have to rely on.

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    Wedlocked by

    Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

    13 Aug 2025

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    Heaven and Hell gather for a meeting to negotiate redemption and sign a treaty, and it's actually going off without a hitch, however mind-numbingly boring it is.

    And then, of course, Michael has to go and bring Lucifer's relationship status into it and ruin everything.

    But what else did he expect from Heaven?

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    interdimensional traveling girlfriend by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types  

    08 Feb 2025

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    Peter could finally say that he was adjusting to being in Gotham.

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    Unforgivable promises by

    Fandoms: The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023), Super Mario & Related Fandoms  

    08 May 2023

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    This all takes place when Mario and Donkey Kong get stuck in the eel’s stomach, But I decided to change it more into were there in a cave together instead cause idk it felt a bit better for the scenery but this is after the events that take place in rainbow road. I recommend watching the movie first, so you won't be lost or confused. But basically, this is just Mario trying to do the right thing and Donkey Kong taking it the wrong way and everything goes to shit from there.

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    The Bachelor(ette) by

    Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist (Anime 2003)  

    20 Feb 2020

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    "Hey, Ed!" Winry called from where she was sprawled on his couch. "Remember that night we went drinking? And I bet you that you couldn't pull off drag?"

    Ed popped his head out from the bathroom door, mouth full of foam and toothbrush shoved between his teeth. "About as well as I do anytime you challenging me to a drinking contest. Why?"

    "Well, I kind of... maybe sent that picture in to The Bachelorette?" Winry leaned her head back until she was looking at Ed upside-down from the couch arm. "Along with an application."

    Ed blinked sleepy eyes at her before turning to splash water on his face in hopes of possibly cleaning off sleep gunk and waking himself up a little.

    "And they may have accepted your application and want you to possibly star on the next season," Winry continued, waiting for an explosion of some sort.

    Ed gave her an unimpressed look from where his face was buried in a towel. "So tell them it was a prank and I'm a guy."

    "Yeah~… you see..." Winry righted to herself to read her email. "I did that... but apparently they don't really care."

    "Wait, what?" Al finally looked up from his book. He was followed quickly by a cry of— "Wait, what the hell?!"

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    The Mystery of the White panties in the Mail by

    Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga), Blue Lock (Anime)  

    06 Dec 2025

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    (...) Because under inconspicuous silky paper and bubble wrap lies a delicate, perfect, white and mouth-watering lacy lingerie set. From almost translucid panties, to soft, high-knee socks, and even a tiny veil. A single second imagining Reo wearing that get-up almost sends Seishiro into cardiac arrest.

    Basically, Seishiro and Reo receive a mysterious package.

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    He Has Kids?! by

    Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic), Batman (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types  

    05 Dec 2025

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    Five Times the Justice League Was Shocked That Batman Lets Someone Touch Him… And One Time They Understood Why

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    How to Train Your Zhongli (You Don't) by

    Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)  

    30 Jun 2025

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    It wasn’t just the horns (which were sharp, curved, and hotter than they should legally be), or the tail (which he might have asked to use once or twice, shut up), or the claws (that traced his ribs with agonizing care).
    It was the way Zhongli held him like something fragile. As if the dragon in him was real, but so was the man.

    “I am ancient,” Zhongli whispered one night, voice low, curled around Childe in a nest of golden scales and silk sheets. “I am not built to love like mortals do. But I would burn this world if you asked me to.”

    Childe blinked. “Okay but like. Let’s not burn things.”

    “I could just maim a few people.”

    “No.”

    “A minor geological catastrophe.”

    “Zhongli.”

    “I’ll write you a poem instead.”

    In which Zhongli forgets how to human and Childe forgets how to breathe.

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    Oh, Baby! by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    10 Oct 2025

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    Tom Riddle has split his soul so many times that he can no longer produce any offspring the natural way. He doesn’t want a child, just like he doesn’t want to be married to Bellatrix. Theirs was a marriage of convenience. But, alas, the Ministry elections are coming up and raising a baby would appeal to the Lighter families wouldn't it?

    So, Tom decides to go the magical route and implant a baby inside of his wife using their conjoined family magics in a ritual. He's the rightful Heir of Slytherin and Bellatrix is sure that she’s the Heir of House Black. There’s no doubt about it after Sirius was disowned and Regulus refused the heirship.

    But something goes wrong. Bellatrix does not get pregnant. Because unbeknownst to everyone except Sirius who was really drunk at the time, she is not the true heir. Harry Potter is. He's also still very much a virgin. Oops?

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    Chaggie's Totally Legitimate Dating 101 Crash Course by

    Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

    17 Aug 2024

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    Alastor rallies the Hotel Gang to announce his and Lucifer's pretend relationship. Unfortunately, things get a little out of hand.

    AKA

    Charlie is excited to make a lesson plan, Vaggie wants to strangle Alastor, Lucifer want's to impress Charlie, and Alastor wants to die.

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    Of Supervillains and Paternity Tests by

    Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia  

    09 Jun 2020

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    Midoriya Izuku is just getting settled into life in the dorms, as a rising hero, comfortable in his knowledge of Eri-chan's safety.

    Then someone collapses the roof of the dorms, and Aizawa-sensei shows them the newly-rewound identity of All For One.

    And he has freckles.

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    Your hands; mine (Stalker Remus AU) by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    16 Nov 2025

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    It’s a Friday afternoon. On Fridays, Sirius goes to the pub with his friend James. James sometimes brings his wife along, and sometimes just countless pictures of his son. Sirius sees the kid at least twice a week but still he looks at each photo as if it were a great treasure.

    Remus goes in fifteen minutes after them, sometimes half an hour. Sometimes he doesn’t go in at all and sits in his car instead, waiting for the bartender to call last orders. Twice he felt brave and sent a drink to Sirius’ table, but left before it was delivered. Both times the bartender told him the same: this is a pub, mate. You want to talk to him, go talk to him, I ain’t doing table service.

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    The Human Student in Yokai Academy by Anonymous

    Fandoms: Natsume Yuujinchou | Natsume's Book of Friends, 妖怪学校の先生はじめました | Youkai Gakkou no Sensei Hajimemashita | A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! (Manga)  

    07 Jan 2025

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    Instead of the Fujiwaras, Natsume Takashi is picked up by his distant ancestor on his grandfather’s side who appeared out of nowhere— Ashiya Douman, principal of Hyakki Academy.

    Wherein Natsume attends a school for ayakashi.

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    Just A Bit Of Theater by

    Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia  

    10 Jun 2020

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    In light of the discovery of Eri-chan's location at the Shie Hassaikai, Aizawa-sensei sends Midoriya Izuku in to...

    Act?

    Yes. He's not hard of hearing, Aizawa-sensei wants him to pretend to be Eri-chan's babysitter.

    Him.

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    Speedrunning the Hero's Journey by

    Fandoms: 全职高手 | The King's Avatar (Cartoon), 全职高手 | The King's Avatar (Live Action TV), 全职高手 - 蝴蝶蓝 | Quánzhí Gāoshǒu - Húdié Lán  

    21 Oct 2025

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    Ye Xiu is the Hero destined to defeat the Demon King, and he is going to do it in record time.

    Su Mucheng is his very confused party member.

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    touch me less (so I can love you more) by

    Fandoms: The Pitt (TV)  

    13 Oct 2025

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    Robby is in his fifties and Dennis's sex drive is going to put him in an early grave. When trying to tell Dennis that they might need to cool it until Robby's back stops hurting, he tells Dennis he 'can't do this anymore'. Dennis thinks he means the relationship.

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    six feet under (your skin) by

    Fandoms: The Vampire Diaries (TV), The Originals (TV)  

    10 Sep 2025

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    "I've killed a lot of people. And you don't particularly stand out."
    "I don't even mind that you ripped out my throat but I'm so hurt my hot bod didn't leave any impression."
    "Don't worry darling, I'm sure that hot bod is now a delicious feast for some hungry worms."

    ✦ . ⁺ . ✦ . ⁺ . ✦

    In which happy homicidal maniac Kol Mikaelson killed a girl and instead of revenge her ghost just wants to fuck around.

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    How To Clock Max's Tea by for Lady_Something, HerefortheDrama

    Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF  

    28 Dec 2024

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    Lando can’t help but feel suspicious when he sees that both Max and Charles are hanging out and sick at the exact same time, especially during the summer break when they’re supposed to be on separate holidays.

    It’s odd because, as far as he knows, Max and Charles don’t usually spend time together outside of the paddock—they aren’t even particularly close. What’s even stranger is that this isn’t the first time it’s happened. Or the second.

    One instance could be a fluke, two might just be a strange coincidence, and three times is enough to make him raise an eyebrow. But four? That’s enough to set off alarm bells.

    He begins to wonder if Max and Charles are far closer nowadays than anyone realizes. Is he being paranoid, or there’s a chance he’s losing his place as Max’s best friend?

    Or: Lando + the drivers try to find out why Max and Charles keep getting sick at the same time, and he’s going to be a detective about it.
    (at its core this is still a lestappen fic; the last 2 chapters are in max’s and charles’ pov which is most of the fic anyway)

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    Body Over Mind by

    Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)  

    02 Sep 2024

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    Alternative Universe where people’s heads can be separated from their bodies. Sometimes said heads need some pampering and maintenance (a head soak)- equivalent to getting a haircut or a manicure. The bodies usually just hang out for the duration of the appointment.

    Steve and Eddie get double booked for the same head soak appointment. They watch their bodies get a little too friendly.

    Just an unhinged, smutty, one-shot with lots of fluff.

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